Welcome, to Wednesday, March 10th!  Wow! It’s Wednesday, day 652 of the empty nest project, no school bus, no driving the kids to school cuz they missed the school, no driving their friends to school because they missed the school bus! Quiet house, no fingerprints on the wall, no fingerprints or magnets on the refrigerator! Life is simple, quiet and peaceful! Just bills to pay and money to send out! What more could a man ask for? Hey I’m just saying. Have a wonderful day people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace I am outta here!   
   
Quotes of the Day 
 
“I don’t own a cell phone or a pager. I just hang around everyone I know, all the time. If someone wants to get a hold of me, they just say ‘Mitch,’ and I say ‘what?’ and turn my head slightly.” – Mitch Hedberg

“There used to be a real me, but I had it surgically removed.” – Peter Sellers

“Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.” – Groucho Marx
 
“The oldest person in America passed away today at the age of 114. In most cultures around the world, old people are respected. Here, we honor them by taping them doing stupid things and putting it on Youtube.” -Craig Ferguson 
 
“Samsung just came out with this new refrigerator that has built-in Internet and a screen on the outside so you can display family photos and recipes. Or for $2,000 less, you
can buy a magnet.” -Jimmy Fallon
 
“Happy Chinese New Year. It’s the Year of the Tiger. I’m so stupid, I’m still writing ‘Year of the Ox’ on my checks.” -David Letterman
  
Joke of the Day*  
My friend’s father is a locksmith in a resort town. Once he saw a group of beach goers park near his shop and dump trash from their car on his property.  As soon as they were out of sight, and walking towrds the beach, the locksmith picked the lock on their car door, put
the garbage back inside and relocked the car.  
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Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???? ”Dawn, honey, so glad you made it on time darling cuz you got some splainin’ to do.” 
 
Answer: Swimming With Sharks. This quote is from “Swimming with Sharks.” Kevin Spacey works as a movie executive who has been sleeping with his assistant’s girlfriend for years. The two had planned for her to come to Kevin’s house at midnight and when her boyfriend finds out he goes over and beats Kevin and tortures him. This is what Kevin says when the woman finally gets there. The end of the quote was said in a Ricky Ricardo accent.     
 
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  What movie is this quote from???? “I’m Robin Hood. I steal from the rich and give to the needy.” “You mean the poor.” “No, I mean the needy. Cuz brother we NEED this car.”
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Tuesday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2006, try and identify which song or which artist.”  “Speak to me, when all you got to keep is strong Move along, move along like I know you do And even when your hope is gone…” 
 
ANSWER: Move Along. “Move Along,” from the album “Move Along,” was released July 12, 2005 by the All-American Rejects. However, it reached its peak in 2006, ranking at fourth on the Hot Digital Songs billboard. 
 
Wednesday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2006 try and identify which song or which artist.” “When I was a young boy, My father took me into the city to see a marching band…”
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Tuesday’s Quizzler is..  
The following quotes are from Galileo Galilei (1564 – 1642). He was an Italian physicist and astronomer.
Can you decode them?
Both puzzles use the same code.
* The hint provides three vowels.
A=D
“PJQ LXUUJN NCXLV X RXU XUPNVZUK; PJQ LXU JUOP VCOH VZR AZBLJTCD ZN ZU VZRBCOG.”
“XOO NDQNVB XDC CXBP NJ QUACDBNXUA JULC NVCP XDC AZBLJTCDCA; NVC HJZUN ZB NJ AZBLJTCD NVCR.”  
     
ANSWER: “YOU CANNOT TEACH A MAN ANYTHING; YOU CAN ONLY HELP HIM DISCOVER IT IN HIMSELF.”

“ALL TRUTHS ARE EASY TO UNDERSTAND ONCE THEY ARE DISCOVERED; THE POINT IS TO DISCOVER THEM.”

KEY: A=D, B=S, C=E, D=R, G=F, H=P, J=O, K=G, L=C, N=T, O=L, P=Y, Q=U, R=M,
T=V, U=N, V=H, X=A

 
Wednesday’s Quizzler is…

Each of the following song titles starts with the letter P. Can you decode them? Each of the songs is in the form of an anagram.

1. Zeal Parry

2. A Genome Moor Usurps

3. Are Pry

4. A Regenerate Plops 
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