Welcome, to Friday, March 26th! Today we finish taking a look at Men’s Age, as determined by a Trip to Home Depot .  You are in the middle of some kind of project around the house mowing the lawn, putting in a new fence, painting the living room or whatever. You are hot and sweaty, covered in dust, lawn clippings, dirt or paint.  You have your old work clothes on. You know the outfit shorts with the hole in the crotch, old T-shirt with a stain from who-knows-what and an old pair of tennis shoes.  Right in the middle of this great home improvement project you realize you need to run to Home Depot to get something to help complete the job.  Depending on your age you might do the following: 

In your  50’s:
Stop what you are doing.  Put a hat on, wipe the dirt off your hands onto your shirt. Change shoes because you don’t want to get dog doo-doo in your new sports car.  Check yourself in the mirror and you swear not to wear that shirt anymore because it makes you look fat.  The cutie running the register smiles when she sees you coming and you think you still have it. Then you remember the hat you have on is from Bubba’s Bait & Beer Bar and it says, ‘I Got Worms .’

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In your 60’s:
Stop what you are doing. No need for a hat anymore. Hose the dog doo-doo off your shoes. The mirror was shattered when you were in your 50’s. You hope you have underwear on so nothing hangs out the hole in your pants.  The girl running the register may be cute, but you don’t have your glasses on so you are not sure.
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In your 70’s:
Stop what you are doing..  Wait to go to Home Depot until the drug store has your prescriptions ready, too.  Don’t even notice the dog doo-doo on your shoes. The young thing at the register smiles at you because you remind her of her grandfather.
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In your  80’s:
Stop what you are doing.  Start again.  Then stop again..  Now you remember you need to go to Home Depot.  Go to Wal-Mart instead and wander around trying to think what it is you are looking for. Fart out loud and you think someone called out your name. You went to school with the old lady who greeted you at the front door.
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In your 90’s & beyond:
What’s a home deep hoe?  Something for my garden?  Where am I?  Who am
I?  Why am I reading this?  Did I send it?  Did you?  Who farted?
 
Hey I’m just saying. Have a great Friday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace I am outta here!    
   
Quotes of the Day 

“Hawaii wants to be the location for President Obama’s presidential library, because that’s where he was born and raised. Because when you go to Hawaii, the first thought that comes to your mind is, ‘I gotta hit the library’.” – Jimmy Fallon
 
“The president had to change his motto from ‘Yes, we can,’ to ‘Yes, we finally did something.'” – Jay Leno
 
“Republicans are not happy about the healthcare bill passing. Sen. John McCain called the process the ‘most unsavory Chicago sausage-making’ that he has seen in all his years. First of all, there is nothing unsavory about Chicago sausage.” – Jimmy Kimmel    

What’s On the Web? 

Young Me/Now Me
Youngme/Nowme is a great site that features a unique collection of photographs of people re-staging childhood photographs. It’s quite a cool idea. You can even submit your own photos.

Visit: www.zefrank.com/youngmenowme 
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Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from????  “I could more easily forgive his vanity had he not wounded mine.” 

Answer:  Pride and Prejudice. This is said by Elizabeth Bennett (Keira Knightly) of Mr. Darcy (Matthew Macfadyen), a man who has unknowlingly caught the eye of the audacious Elizabeth. Elizabeth says this when she knows she loves Darcy and he loves her but her pride comes in and she does not want to forgive him for lying to her. Elizabeth Bennett is one of Jane Austen’s most famous heroines. The novel revolves around five sisters, Jane, Elizabeth, Mary, Kitty and Lydia Bennett. She is a woman who believes in marrying only for love, not for money. Her mother, however, firmly believes marrying a rich man is the only way to maintain status in society and be happy. Mr. Darcy is an extremely weathly bachelor, one that Mrs. Bennett would adore to have as a son-in-law. Elizabeth, however, resists her mother’s forceful behaviour until she, herself, begins to fall for him.  

Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  What movie is this quote from????   “You cannot let him near the chest, man, trust me on this. You can mistrust me less than you can mistrust him. Trust me.”

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Thursday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2006, try and identify which song or which artist.”  “…always knows exactly what I’m thinking, and she’s always on my mind…”

ANSWER: “Mandy” Jonas Brothers. The Jonas Brothers sing the theme song to the Disney Channel Original Series “American Dragon: Jake Long”.     

Friday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2006 try and identify which song or which artist.” “Standing in the front yard, tellin’ me how I’m such a fool.”

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Thursday’s Quizzler is..  
Unscramble the words below and follow the directions in parentheses. Unscramble the new letters to get the name of a U.S. state, capital, or major city. IHKNETC (Take the 2nd and 7th letters)
MANSBETE (Take the 3rd and 7th letters)
OVLGOINRIM (Take the 1st and 3rd letters) (2 words)
YMOFRIMOAL (Take the 2nd and 6th letters) (2 words)
NRAYPT (Take the 1st and 2nd letters)
NDE (Take the 2nd and 3rd letters)
Unscramble the letters you collected… what do you get?       

ANSWER: Pennsylvania.  Kitchen IN, Basement SN, Living Room LV, Family Room AY,
Pantry PA, Den EN, I, N, S, N, L, V, A, Y, P, A, E, N
Pennsylvania  

Friday’s Quizzler is…

Each clue below is for two words that differ by only one letter: The letter has been either added to the beginning or the end of the word – all the rest are in the same order. In the “hint” you will see the lengths of the words, in the proper order.  For example “Writing on the wall of Noah’s boat (3,4)” would result in “Ark Mark”. Can you get the rest?

1. Complaint about a golf club part.
2. Insect being angry and vocal.
3. Angry buccaneer.
4. The second of the two dishes you mentioned.
5. Scrawny unidentified object. 

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