Welcome, to Friday, April 2nd! Mom knows for sure… A young man excitedly tells his mother he’s fallen in love and going to get married. He says, “Just for fun, Ma, I’m going to bring over 3 women and you try and guess which one I’m going to marry.” The mother agrees. The next day, he brings three beautiful women into the house and sits them down on the couch and they chat for a while. He then says, “Okay, Ma, guess which one I’m going to marry.” She immediately replies, “The one in the middle.” “That’s amazing, Ma. You’re right. How did you know?” “I don’t like her.” Hey I’m just saying. Have a great Friday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace I am outta here!    
   
Quotes of the Day 

“Legendary movie producer Roger Corman is making a movie for the Sci-Fi channel. It’s about a creature that’s half
shark and half octopus: ‘Sharktopus.’ Take that, Avatar.” -Craig Ferguson
 
“President Obama was at a bookstore in Iowa yesterday and he bought a $37 pop-up book for Press Secretary Robert Gibbs’ son. Gibbs said, ‘It’s a little expensive, sir’ and Obama said, ‘I can handle it.’ Then he called the president of
China and said, ‘Can I borrow 37 bucks?'” -Jimmy Fallon
 
“According to a new study, polar bears will probably be extinct by the year 2050. So enjoy eating them while you can.” -Dave Letterman
 
“Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me.” – Chinese Proverb

“The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.” – Will Rogers

“A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the
ingenuity of complete fools.” – Douglas Adams

“It is better to weep with wise men than to laugh with fools.” – Spanish Proverb   
  

Joke of the day 

My grandmother told me how she ended up marrying Grandpa. She was in her 20s, and the man she was dating left for war. “We were in love,” she recalled, “and wrote to each other every week. It was during that time that I discovered how wonderful your grandfather was.” “Did you marry Grandpa when he came home from the war?” I asked. “Oh, I didn’t marry the man who wrote the letters. Your grandfather was the mailman.”

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Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???? “Everything in this room is eatable. Even I’m eatable. But that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.”

Answer: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. This is said by Johhny Depp’s character, Willy Wonka, when he brings the children into his hall filled with candy and chocolate. He says this when he wants them to go enjoy themselves in the factory, where many of the things are made from chocolate and candy, including a chocolate river. Depp plays the owner of a chocolate factory which lets five lucky children in for a grand tour. Four of the children misbehave and end up in various different trouble. Charlie, of course, is well-behaved and in the end is the only child left. It is based on the book by Roald Dahl.  

Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  What movie is this quote from???? “Would you care to see my mother?”
“Your mother? Yes please.” “Oh, but she’s… Mr. Merrick, she’s beautiful!” “Oh, she had the face of an angel. I must have been a great disappointment to her.””No, Mr. Merrick, no. No son as loving as you could ever be a disappointment.”
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Thurday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2006, try and identify which song or which artist.””This is the key that makes us wind it up, when the beat comes on, all the girls line up.” 

ANSWER: wind up. This song is from Gwen Stefani’s album, “The Sweet Escape.”      

Friday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2006 try and identify which song or which artist.” “I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive, carved my name into the leather seat”

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Thursday’s Quizzler is..  
Below are incomplete words. Place three (3) letters in each bracket so that you can complete the word on the left and begin the word on the right. Good luck.
acc (_ _ _) r
urg (_ _ _) ity
fas (_ _ _) acity
dunga (_ _ _) ling
fe (_ _ _) satile
gos (_ _ _) ping  

ANSWER:  accuse – user, urgent – entity, fasten – tenacity, dungaree – reeling, fever – versatile, gossip – sipping  

Friday’s Quizzler is…

The following four (4) clues are the definitions of words that have been jumbled below and turned into anagrams. Your job is to correctly unravel the anagrams and then place them next to their proper definition. Good luck!

1. The formal activities conducted on some important public or state occasion.
2. Extremely funny.
3. Exhilarated or stupefied by, or as if by alcohol.
4. Causing serious thoughts, or a grave mood.

Jumbled Anagrams:
Hi! Our sail
One mercy
Melons
Bare in diet 

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