Welcome, to Tuesday April 13th. Today’s Pointed Observations… It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.

We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.

It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.

Laughing stock – cattle with a sense of humor.

You can’t have everything, where would you put it?

Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world’s population.

The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first.

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.

When you go into court you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people that weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway.

Hey I’m just saying. Have a great Tuesday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace I am outta here!    
   
Quotes of the Day 

“Today is Thursday. Or what I like to call on Friday, ‘yesterday.'” -Jimmy Fallon
 
“I had a good weekend. Guillermo and Uncle Frank came over and I smoked a roast in my smoker. I smoked it for 12 hours. Fifteen pounds of roast, 15 guys there, one three pound dog, and not one scrap left. We ate the dog, too, when we were finished.” -Jimmy Kimmel 
 
“Buzz Aldrin was kicked off of ‘Dancing With the Stars.’ For some reason, on the moon, he seemed so much lighter on
his feet.” -Jay Leno     

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Visiting his parents’ retirement village in Florida, my middle-aged friend, Tim, went for a swim in the community
pool while his elderly father took a walk. Tim struck up a conversation with the only other person in the pool, a
five-year-old boy. After a while, Tim’s father returned from his walk and called out, “I’m ready to leave.” Tim then turned to his new friend and announced that he had to leave because his father was calling. Astonished, the wide-eyed little boy cried, “You’re a kid?” 

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Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???? “I was surprised. You know, I didn’t really think she was gonna die. I knew she was sick.””She had TB.””I know! I mean, she was coughing her brains out, and still she had to keep singing!”  

Answer: Moonstruck. In this scene widowed Italian-American bookkeeper Loretta Castorini (Cher) and baker Ronny Cammareri (Nicolas Cage) are leaving the NY Metropolitan Opera House (a.k.a. “The Met”), having just seen the opera “La Boheme.” Loretta makes the comment in line one, Ronny responds with line two, and Loretta responds with line three. Loretta has complicated her love life big time with this date! She is engaged to Ronny’s brother, Johnny Cammareri (Danny Aiello), but Ronny has declared his love for Loretta after meeting her. He promises to stop pursuing her if she will accompany him to the opera, one of his big loves. Loretta agrees to go to get rid of Ronny’s further attention. “Moonstruck” tells the wonderfully human story of Loretta, who is torn between her fiancé and his brother, and her interesting family and friends. It is one of my all-time favorites.    

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  What movie is this quote from????  “Your crime is you use people. You’re using Raymond. You’re using me. You use everybody.” “I’m using Raymond? Hey Raymond, am I using you? Am I using you, Raymond?” “Yeah.” “Shut up! He’s answering a question from a half hour ago!”
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Monday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2006, try and identify which song or which artist.” “She’s a runner, rebel, and a stunner”. 

ANSWER: “Dani California”-Red Hot Chili Peppers. From the double album “Stadium Arcadium.” The Red Hot Chili Peppers’ ninth album “Stadium Arcadium” spans 28 songs.       

Tuesday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2006 try and identify which song or which artist.” “When someone said count your blessings now ‘fore they’re long gone, I guess I just didn’t know how”

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Monday’s Quizzler is..  
1. Inclination
2. Delicate or gentle
3. A sinew
4. A racket game
5. Capable of being stretched
6. Between the bass and alto
7. Stretched tight
8. Unsubstantial
9. A dwelling
10. An opinion held to be true.

Each of the following clues refers to a word that begins with “ten”. Can you guess all ten of them?

ANSWER:1. Tendency, 2. Tender, 3. Tendon, 4. Tennis, 5. Tensile, 6. Tenor, 7. Tense, 8. Tenuous
9. Tenement or Tent, 10. Tenet    

Tuesday’s Quizzler is…

In this teaser your job is to discover what all the words in COLUMN A have in common with each other.

The words in COLUMN B do not have any relationship with COLUMN A or with each other. They are there to help you check your theory for the words in COLUMN A. COLUMN B is also there to eliminate answers that are technically correct, but trivial, such as ‘words with less than 12 letters’, and so on. Good luck!

COLUMN A
Regent
Per
Herd
Clever
Best

COLUMN B
Kept
Model
Scone
Metallic
Pendulum

TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS CARRIE PALOMBO. INCREDIBLE JOB CARRIE!  

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