Welcome, to Wednesday April 14th. For those of you still dating and on the single scene, here are ten questions NOT to ask your first date **

10. “What size bra you got there?”

9. “The voices in my head want to know if you’re trying to kill us?”

8. “More prune juice, my sweet?”

7. “Would you mind if we skipped supper and just pigged out on popcorn at the theatre?”

6. “So… does the sight of blood scare you?”

5. “Do you mind if I floss?”

4. “Well, now that you know all about my maggot farm, do you collect anything?”

3. “Would you mind if I pinched that zit of yours that’s distracting me?”

2. “Did you make that dress from an old set of curtains?”

1. “Are we gonna kiss later on? Because I’ve been practicing with my dog and I think I’m getting pretty good.” 
 
Hey I’m just saying. Have a great Wednesday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace I am outta here!    
   
Quotes of the Day 

“An Irish airline has announced that it will charge $1.50 to use the toilet on the airplane. A lot of people will
find a whole new use for the airsick bag. ” – Jay Leno

“A man from Thailand spent three extra years in an Indonesian prison because of a typo. It turns out he
only roped a cow.” – Jimmy Fallon

“People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.” – Bob Hope 

“There’s a new technique that lets doctors perform kidney transplants in 45 minutes. Because when you’re getting a
kidney transplant, your main concern is always, ‘How long is this gonna take? Can you do it in less than an hour?'”
-Jimmy Fallon
 
“An Irish airline has announced that it will charge $1.50 to use the toilet on the airplane. A lot of people will find a
whole new use for the airsick bag.” -Jay Leno
 
“KFC restaurants have unveiled the ‘Double Down,’ which is two slabs of fried chicken with bacon in the middle. Why
not? We all have free health insurance.” -Craig Ferguson  

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes

The brillant lawyer F. E. Smith once defended a bus driver against claims that his negligence had caused injury to a
young man’s arm: “Will you please show us how high you can lift your arm now?” Smith asked the plaintiff. The young man obediently raised his arm to shoulder level, his face contorted with apparent pain. “Thank you,” said Smith. “And now, please, will you show us how high you could lift it before the accident?” The man’s arm shot above his head.  

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Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from????  “Your crime is you use people. You’re using Raymond. You’re using me. You use everybody.” “I’m using Raymond? Hey Raymond, am I using you? Am I using you, Raymond?” “Yeah.” “Shut up! He’s answering a question from a half hour ago!”

Answer:Rain Man.  In this scene Susanna (Valeria Golino) is arguing with her boyfriend, self-centered yuppie car salesman Charlie Babbitt (Tom Cruise), in the hotel room he is sharing with his autistic brother Raymond (Dustin Hoffman) and Susanna. They are driving west to Charlie’s home in Los Angeles from Raymond’s institutional home in Cincinnati, after Raymond’s and Charlie’s father died (they are driving because Raymond is afraid of flying). Susanna angrily says line one, Charlie shouts line two, Raymond (who answers many questions with “yeah” regardless of what he is asked) says line three, and Charlie reacts to this answer by shouting line four, just as Susanna walks out. “Rain Man” tells the story of two brothers, one autistic and one self-centered, who don’t know each other but who come to understand each other and develop a close relationship on their drive west.   

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  What movie is this quote from???? “Why are you continuously late for this class, Mr. Spicoli? Why do you shamelessly waste my time like this?” “I don’t know.”

TODAY’S MOVIE TRIVIA AWARD GOES TO MS. KIM HILLYARD! GREAT MOVIE TRIVIA SOLVING KIM!__________________________________________________________________________________________________ 
Tuesday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2006, try and identify which song or which artist.” “When someone said count your blessings now ‘fore they’re long gone, I guess I just didn’t know how”

ANSWER:”Who Knew”-Pink. From Pink’s fourth album “I’m Not Dead.” The video of this song shows a young girl who is heart-broken when she finds out that her boyfriend is a drug addict.         

Wednesday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2006 try and identify which song or which artist.” “I only want sympathy in the form of you crawling into bed with me”

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Tuesday’s Quizzler is..  
In this teaser your job is to discover what all the words in COLUMN A have in common with each other.
The words in COLUMN B do not have any relationship with COLUMN A or with each other. They are there to help you check your theory for the words in COLUMN A. COLUMN B is also there to eliminate answers that are technically correct, but trivial, such as ‘words with less than 12 letters’, and so on. Good luck!

COLUMN A
Regent, Per, Herd, Clever, Best

COLUMN B
Kept, Model, Scone, Metallic, Pendulum 

ANSWER: All words in COLUMN A can form a new word by putting ‘a’ after the first ‘e’ in the word.
Regent = Reagent, Per = Pear, Herd = Heard, Clever = Cleaver, Best = Beast  

Wednesday’s Quizzler is…

Can you figure out these common expressions?

1. The second letter of the alphabet + the opposite of more + a female sheep

2. The 16th letter of the alphabet + to rent

3. A stinging insect + to dig ore out of the ground

4. Former + sticks used for pool + not you 

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