Welcome, to Thursday April 15th. Following are some very funny spelling bloopers caught in
local newspapers, publications and various emails. See if you can catch the goofs.

1. “…an autopsy to determine if the elderly man lost courteousness for medical reasons.” (Trenton, N.J.)

2. “[An NBA coach] will take charge of a young team still in the throws of a roster overhaul.” (Vernon, Conn.)

3. “‘It’s pretty exciting,’ according to his material grandmother.” (Potsdam, N.Y.)

4. “The MCCC fight team won 21 out of 32 awards and brought home nine metals.” Including the gold? (Trenton, N.J.)

5. “McNabb…exasperated the injury attempting to chase down Dallas Cowboys safety Roy Williams.” (Trenton, N.J.)

6. “Boxer Pups AKC, 1M, 1F, Bread for Health and Temperament.” (e-mail)

7. “[Paris Hilton] was probably going through cocaine withdrawls.” Is she from the South? (Sunnyvale, Calif.)

8. “Our lunch menu [includes] a variety of hot entrees and tempting deserts.” Presumably also hot. (Upper Saint Clair,
Pa.)

9. “Vincent was a brawny Swiss ex-patriot.” (San Jose, Calif.)

10. “…those who acquaint shopping with charity.” (Simsbury, Conn.) 
 
Corrections: 1. consciousness 2. throes 3. maternal 4. medals 5. exacerbated 6. bred 7. withdrawals 8. desserts 9. expatriate 10. equate 
  
Hey I’m just saying. Have a great Thursday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace I am outta here!    
   
Quotes of the Day 

“Historians just found a document that showed a list of liquor George Washington wanted for his New York head-
quarters, including a keg of brandy, a box of claret, a box of fortified wine, a basket of cordials and two kinds
of cheese. So not only was George Washington the father of our country, he also invented the mini-bar.” -Jimmy Kimmel
 
“A survey has found that 26 percent of people admit to texting while driving. The other 74 percent admitted to
texting while being hit by a car.” -Jimmy Fallon
 
“The Census Bureau reported that Las Vegas is about to pass Washington, D.C. in population. Of course, there’s a huge
difference between Vegas and Washington. See, in Las Vegas, people gamble with their own money.” –Jay Leno    

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes 

Mary was married to a something of a chauvinist. They both worked full time, but he never did anything around the house and certainly….not any housework. That, he declared, was ‘woman’s work.’ One evening Mary arrived home from work to find the children bathed, a load of wash in the washing machine and another in the dryer, dinner on the stove and a beautifully set table, complete with flowers. She was astonished, and she immediately wanted to know what was going on. It turned out that her husband Charley had read a magazine article that suggested working wives would be more romantically inclined if they weren’t so tired from having to do all the housework in addition to holding down a fulltime job. The next day, she couldn’t wait to tell her friends in the office. “How did it work out?” they asked. “Well, it was a great dinner,” Mary said. “Charley even cleaned up, helped the kids with their homework, folded the laundry and put everything away.” “But what about afterward?” her friends wanted to know. “Oh, that part didn’t work out,” Mary said. “Charley was too tired.” 

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Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???? “Why are you continuously late for this class, Mr. Spicoli? Why do you shamelessly waste my time like this?” “I don’t know.”   

Answer: Fast Times at Ridgemont High. In this scene, California surfer dude Jeff Spicoli (Sean Penn) enters a high school classroom while the class is already in session. Teacher Mr. Hand (Ray Walston) stops his teaching and asks Spicoli line one. Unfazed, Spicoli answers with line two. In an effort to shame him into promptness, Mr. Hand writes “I don’t know” on the blackboard, saying he will leave it up all day and give Spicoli full credit for the words. Instead of being shamed, Spicoli looks pleased and says, “All right!” After the pizza delivery, Mr. Hand tells Spicoli he is causing a major disturbance on Mr. Hand’s time. This time Spicoli says, “I’ve been thinking about this, Mr. Hand. If I’m here and you’re here, doesn’t that make it OUR time?” “Fast Times at Ridgemont High” show the teen scene in the 1980s of malls, sex and relationships. 

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  What movie is this quote from???? “He’s going to arrive at the sea on the anniversary of the massacre at Amritsar.” [pause] “General Edgar is right – ignore it. He will find it’s going to take a great deal more than a pinch of salt to bring down the British Empire.” 

TODAY’S MOVIE TRIVIA AWARD GOES TO MS. KIM HILLYARD! GREAT MOVIE TRIVIA SOLVING KIM!__________________________________________________________________________________________________ 
Wednesday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2006, try and identify which song or which artist.” “I only want sympathy in the form of you crawling into bed with me”

ANSWER: “Dance Dance”-Fall Out Boy. From the album “From Under the Cork Tree.” Pete Wentz is the front man of American emo band ‘Fall Out Boy.’       

Thursday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2006 try and identify which song or which artist.”  “I miss your ginger hair, and the way you liked to dress”

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Wednesday’s Quizzler is..  
Can you figure out these common expressions?
1. The second letter of the alphabet + the opposite of more + a female sheep
2. The 16th letter of the alphabet + to rent
3. A stinging insect + to dig ore out of the ground
4. Former + sticks used for pool + not you  

ANSWER: 1. Bless you, 2. Please, 3. Be Mine, 4. Excuse Me  

Thursday’s Quizzler is…

For each of the following clues, what is a synonym that contains the letters in the ()?

1. Refused to accept (JEC)
2. Relating to vision (TIC)
3. Spectators for a performance (ENCE)
4. To arrange (PARE)
5. An additive (GRE)
6. Two or more elements together (COM)
7. Performance (PRES) 

TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS. KIM HILLYARD AND MS. ANDREA L. BANKS! GREAT JOB LADIES.  

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