Welcome, to Friday April 16th. Thought Provoking Statements…….

1. I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I’m pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

9. I can’t remember the last time I wasn’t at least kind of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.
 
Hey I’m just saying. Have a great weekend people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace I am outta here!    
   
Quotes of the Day 

“People were surprised that Tiger Woods came in 4th place at the Masters. Tiger said his back swing wasn’t working. After the past year, I’m surprised his back was working at all.” – Jay Leno

“I just read that the number of female multi-millionaires has risen by 40 percent in the last five years. Most did
it through hard work and innovation, while other women just promised Tiger they wouldn’t say anything.”
– Jimmy Fallon

“Al Gore was ambushed for an interview with Fox News and he refused to do the interview. What’s wrong with you, Fox News? If you want to interview Al Gore, just leave a trail of ham into the studio.”
– Craig Ferguson 

What’s On the Web?
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When A Bad Movie Has One Incredibly Great Scene

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Visit: http://io9.com/5510050/when-a-bad-movie-has-one-incredibly-great-scene 

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Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???? “He’s going to arrive at the sea on the anniversary of the massacre at Amritsar.” [pause] “General Edgar is right – ignore it. He will find it’s going to take a great deal more than a pinch of salt to bring down the British Empire.”

Answer: Gandhi.  In this scene British Viceroy Lord Irwin (John Gielgud) — the top ranking British administrator of colonial India prior to Indian independence — has just been informed of a planned walk by Indian civil disobedience leader Mohandas (a.k.a., Mahatma) Gandhi (Ben Kingsley) and his followers. They plan to walk across the country to the Indian Ocean to protest a British law that Indians only purchase their salt from distributors licensed by the British. Gandhi plans to demonstrate to his followers how anyone can boil down seawater to get salt. Lord Irwin’s Principal Secretary (Michael Bryant) says line one and Lord Irwin dismissively says line two. “Gandhi” tells the true autobiographical story of Mahatma Gandhi, a lawyer by training, who led his followers on a non-violent rebellion against British rule that ultimately resulted in Indian independence in 1947. This was the strategy later used by Martin Luther King, Jr. in the U.S. civil rights protests in the 1960s. Because of his simple dress and slight physique, he initially was not taken seriously by the British as a rebellion leader. Gandhi neatly summed up his objective with this quote, “In the end you will walk out, because one hundred thousand Englishmen simply cannot control three hundred fifty million Indians if those Indians refuse to co-operate. And that is what we intend to achieve – peaceful, non-violent, non-co-operation ’till you yourselves see the wisdom of leaving.” 

Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  What movie is this quote from???? “I have to crack this guy. I mean this is Defcon 5, and I have to do something truly appalling. It’s not funny.”  

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Thursday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2006, try and identify which song or which artist.” “I miss your ginger hair, and the way you liked to dress”

ANSWER: “Valerie”-The Zutons. From their second album “Tired of Hangin’ Around.” The Zutons achieved mainstream success with their previous single “Why Won’t You Give Me Your Love?” and released “Valerie” as a follow-up single.        

Friday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2006 try and identify which song or which artist.”  “I’m sorry I was late, but I missed the train and then the traffic was a state”
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Thursday’s Quizzler is..  

For each of the following clues, what is a synonym that contains the letters in the ()?
1. Refused to accept (JEC)
2. Relating to vision (TIC)
3. Spectators for a performance (ENCE)
4. To arrange (PARE)
5. An additive (GRE)
6. Two or more elements together (COM)
7. Performance (PRES)   

ANSWER: 1. Re(JEC)ted, 2. Op(TIC)al, 3. Audi(ENCE), 4. Pre(PARE), 5. In(GRE)dient
6. (COM)pound, 7. (PRES)entation    

Friday’s Quizzler is…

If you have played Might and Magic (a computer game), then you have encountered the Vowel-less Knights, a strange group who speak without vowels. It is up to you to decipher what they are saying. In their tradition then, what are the following sayings?

1) shll rtrn.

2) Th sht hrd rnd th wrld.

3) Cm p nd s m smtm. 

TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO SWEETJAZZ5! GREAT JOB JAZZZZZZZZZZZ.  

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