Welcome, to Wednesday April 21th. More Thought Provoking Statements……

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren’t going
to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blu-Ray? I don’t want to have to restart my collection…
again.

13. I’m always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-
page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.

14. “Do not machine wash or tumble dry” means I will never wash this – ever.

15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Dang it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voice mail. What did you do after I didn’t answer? Drop the phone and run away?

16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

17. I keep some people’s phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

18. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller
Lite than Kay.

19. Sometimes, I’ll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the
heck was going on when I first saw it.

20. I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in. Hey I’m just saying. Have a great Wednesday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace I am outta here!    
   
Quotes of the Day 

“President Obama is launching a new $6 billion space policy that will ultimately take astronauts to Mars. Of course,
it’s $6 billion and $45 if the astronauts have a carry-on.” -Jimmy Fallon
 
“Scientists are saying that eating pecans every day may decrease your cholesterol. So in case they’re right, I
wrap all of my pecans in bacon.” -Craig Ferguson
 
“According to a new study, children who are spanked are twice as likely as those that aren’t spanked to get into
fights and destroy things — which is probably why they get spanked in the first place.” -Jimmy Kimmel

“Last week, two escaped prisoners in Argentina got away from police by disguising themselves as sheep. Guards said
they should have known something was up, when they saw two sheep walking out of a prison.” -Jimmy Fallon
 
“The economy’s in bad shape. In fact, the economy is so bad, Gov. Schwarzenegger had to take a second job narrating
‘Hooked on Phonics’ CDs.” –Jay Leno
 
“Last week the shuttle went up to fix the Hubble Space Telescope. And now, when they finished up, they put a sticker on the telescope that says, ‘Objects may be closer than they appear.'” –David Letterman 

Guaranteed to Make You Laff!
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My job is in the Aerospace Industry, and it’s always been a challenge to explain just what kind of work I do. At one gathering, I tried several unsuccessful attempted explanations before deciding to be as generic as possible. When the subject came up while I was talking with a group of guys, I replied simply, “Defense Contractor.” The men nodded, and as the conversation went on, I silently declared victory to myself. Then, one of them turned to me and asked, “So, what do you put up mainly? Chain-link?”  

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Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???? “I own the hotel, and I live there. My life is very much like Monopoly.” 

Answer: Two Weeks Notice. These words were said by George to Lucy, as he introduced her to his world and the extent of his riches. The plot of the 2002 film, “Two Weeks Notice”, revolved around the relationship between rich tycoon, George Wade, (played by Hugh Grant), and environmental lawyer, Lucy Kelson, (played by Sandra Bullock). After going to work for George, with the aim of changing things from the inside out, Lucy found herself relegated to the role of George’s personal babysitter. Refusing to continue in this vein, Lucy gave George her two weeks notice, but not before realising that she found her boss strangely attractive.  

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  What movie is this quote from????  “Hi, my name’s Mae, and that’s more than a name, that’s an attitude.”

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Tuesday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2006, try and identify which song or which artist.” “I’m a control freak and I’m only fourteen years old”

ANSWER: “Kidz”-Plan B! From the debut album “Who Needs Actions When You’ve Got Words.” This song is the soundtrack to the British film “Kidulthood.”      

Wednesday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2006 try and identify which song or which artist.” “It’s hard for me to tell you I love you, as I’m standin’ over your grave.”
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Tuesday’s Quizzler is..  
Fill in the words that are empty by using words that will connect with the previous one.
EXAMPLE: Towel, Rack. (You have the words Towel and Rack, but when put together it becomes “Towel rack”.)

Try to connect petting to guard.

Petting
Z_ _
A_ _ _ _ _
C_ _ _ _ _ _ _
Guard

ANSWER:Petting, Zoo, Animal, Crossing, Guard    

Wednesday’s Quizzler is…

The U.S. Presidents made some horrible political decisions. They decided to hide from the mob coming after them by hiding in these five sentences. You are hired as a private sleuth to find each of them. Can you find their last names in these five sentences?

1. Ice pops taste the best on hot afternoons.
2. The weird dictator said that he would build magenta dams.
3. The man told his mother that he wouldn’t be home for dinner.
4. I have to fill more of the holes our dog dug in the yard.
5. I was going to take the bus home, but I missed it. 

TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS. CARRIE PALOMBO AND MS. ANDREA L. BANKS! GREAT JOB LADIES.  

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