Welcome, to Friday April 23nd. Here’s Even More Thought Provoking Statements for your weekend!

21. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

22. How many times is it appropriate to say “What?” before you just nod and smile because you still didn’t hear or understand a word they said?

23. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a butthead from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!

24. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

25. There’s no worse feeling than that millisecond you’re sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.

26. Sometimes I’ll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

27. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey – but I’d bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time! Hey I’m just saying. Have a great Friday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace I am outta here!    
   
Quotes of the Day 

“Well, a new study has found that having a cat makes you 40 percent less likely to die of a heart attack. Not that the cat could care less either way, really.” –Jay Leno
 
“A company is now making a cell phone that allows you to talk to your dog. It enables you to talk to your dog. The way it works is that first you have to be insane.” –Dave Letterman
 
“In Virginia lawmakers are considering a law banning people from wearing pants that reveal their underwear in a lewd way. Of course you could get by this law by just not wearing any underwear.” –Craig Ferguson

“Toyota is recalling 600,000 minivans because the spare tire holder can break and the spare tire can go flying down the highway. It’s bad enough Toyota cars can run you off the road — now the parts are chasing you down the street.” – Jay Leno

“On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.” – Woody Allen

“Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.” – Will Rogers 
 

Guaranteed to make you laugh.. 

She had been thinking about coloring her hair. One day while going through a magazine, she came across an ad for a hair coloring product featuring a beautiful young model with hair a shade that she liked.  Wanting a second opinion, she asked her husband, “How do you think this color would look on a face with a few wrinkles?”  He looked at the picture, crumbled it up, straightened it out and studied it again. “Just great, hon.”  

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Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from????  “Don’t you tell me what to see! I see someone in front of me who got his partner in trouble and sent her off to some butcher, while he moved on to an innocent young girl like my daughter!” 

Answer: Dirty Dancing! These words were said by an angry Jake Houseman, to Johnny Castle, after the former mistook the latter as the father of Penny’s baby. The plot of the 1987 film, “Dirty Dancing”, revolved around the youngest daughter of the Houseman family, nicknamed ‘Baby’, (played by Jennifer Grey) and dance instructor, Johnny Castle, (played by Patrick Swayze). While holidaying with her parents and sister, Baby began a relationship with Johnny, after agreeing to stand in for his dance partner, Penny. Unfortunately for the pair, their relationship was frowned upon by most people, especially Baby’s father, who considered Johnny to be a bad influence on his daughter. 

Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  What movie is this quote from???? “I feel just like Julia Roberts in “Pretty Woman”. You know, except for the whole hooker thing.”  

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Thursday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2006, try and identify which song or which artist.” “When she asks for something boy, she means it. Even if you never ever see it”.

ANSWER:  “Maneater”-Nelly Furtado. From her third album, “Loose.” ‘Maneater’ was the first single to be released from the album.   

Friday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2006 try and identify which song or which artist.” “I’m gonna miss you like a child misses their blanket, but I’ve gotta get a move on with my life.”

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Thursday’s Quizzler is..  

In this teaser your job is to discover what all the words in COLUMN A have in common with each other.

The words in COLUMN B do not have any relationship with COLUMN A or with each other. They are there to help you check your theory for the words in COLUMN A. COLUMN B is also there to eliminate answers that are technically correct, but trivial, such as ‘words with less than 12 letters’, and so on. Good luck!

COLUMN A
1. Rite
2. Oven
3. Hole
4. Ring
5. Itch

COLUMN B
1. Race
2. Boil
3. Held
4. Item
5. Rope 

ANSWER: All the words in COLUMN A can form a new word when preceded by the letter ‘W’.
1. Write  2. Woven  3. Whole  4. Wring  5. Witch  

Friday’s Quizzler is…  

In a sylasearch I give you a syllable-starter, which is the first syllable in the words you are to find. I will also give you a listing of the other syllables that you must use to figure out the 8 words.

Syllable List – al, cute, fec, form, fume, i, ma, mis, mit, nent, se, sion, son, tion, ty

Syllable-starter: per

How many syllables each word has:

1. (2)
2. (2)
3. (2)
4. (3)
5. (3)
6. (3)
7. (3)
8. (5) 

TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO SWEETJAZZ5 AND MS. Andrea L. Banks! INCREDIBLE JOB LADIES.  

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