Welcome, to Monday April 26th. Think About It…….. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.

It’s always darkest before dawn. So if you’re going to steal the neighbor’s newspaper, that’s the time to do it.

Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

If you tell the truth you don’t have to remember anything.

If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again; it was probably worth it.

Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield.

If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Never ask a barber if he thinks you need a haircut.

“To the world you might be one person, but to one person you might be the world.”

Going to church does not make you a Christian anymore than going to McDonald’s makes you a hamburger.”

A coincidence is when God performs a miracle, and decides to remain anonymous.”

Sometimes the majority only means that all the fools are on the same side.”

“Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and sometimes you weep.”

“Learn from the mistakes of others. You can’t live long enough to make them all yourself.”

“Following the path of least resistance is what makes rivers and men crooked.”

“Life is 10% of what happens to you, and 90% of how you respond to it.”  Hey I’m just saying. Have a great Monday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace I am outta here!    
   
Quotes of the Day 

Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to. 

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. 

Muscles come and go; flab lasts. 

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won’t cross the street to vote in a national election. 
 
A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.  

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm.   

By the time you’re eighty years old you’ve learned everything. You only have to remember it. 

I’m an actor. And I guess I’ve done so many movies I’ve achieved some high visibility. But a star? I guess I still think of myself as kind of a worker ant. 

If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it’s another nonconformist who doesn’t conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity.   
 

Guaranteed to make you laugh.. 

Confucius Says:

Girl who make love in tomb may soon become mummy.

Wise man never play leapfrog with a unicorn.

Man who drop watch in toilet have crappy time.

Man trapped in pantry have himself in jam.

Women take to good hearted men. Also from.

Man who pass gas in church must sit in own pew.

Man who shoot off mouth, expect to lose face.

Man with big mouth, beware of foot.  

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Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from????  “I feel just like Julia Roberts in “Pretty Woman”. You know, except for the whole hooker thing.”  

Answer: She’s All That. These words were said by Laney, following her dramatic makeover, courtesy of Zach’s sister, Mackenzie. The plot of the 1999 film, “She’s All That”, revolved around geeky art student, Laney Boggs, (played by Rachael Leigh Cook), and popular jock, Zack Siler, (played by Freddie Prinze, Jr). After being dumped by his girlfriend, Zack accepted his friend’s bet, and made it his mission to turn Laney into a prom queen. Although initially wary, Laney soon warmed to Zack, up until the terms of the bet were revealed. 

Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  What movie is this quote from???? “All I’m saying is, there’s a reason why Sporty Spice is the only one without a fella!”

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Friday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2006, try and identify which song or which artist.”  “I’m gonna miss you like a child misses their blanket, but I’ve gotta get a move on with my life.”

ANSWER:  Big Girls Don’t Cry. “Big Girls Don’t Cry” hit number one on September 8th, 2007. It spent an incredible 18 weeks in the top five, 40 weeks in the top 40 and 48 weeks total on Billboard’s Hot 100. “Big Girls Don’t Cry” was the fourth hit off of the album “The Duchess” which hit number two and was certified multi-platinum by the Recording Industry Association of America. The first song, “London Bridge” went to number one as did the third release “Glamorous”. “Fergilicious” got as high as number two and “Clumsy”, the fifh release, made it to number five.      

Monday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2006 try and identify which song or which artist.”  “I could be brown, I could be blue, I could be violet sky”

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Friday’s Quizzler is..  

In a sylasearch I give you a syllable-starter, which is the first syllable in the words you are to find. I will also give you a listing of the other syllables that you must use to figure out the 8 words. Syllable List – al, cute, fec, form, fume, i, ma, mis, mit, nent, se, sion, son, tion, ty
Syllable-starter: per
How many syllables each word has:
1. (2)
2. (2)
3. (2)
4. (3)
5. (3)
6. (3)
7. (3)
8. (5)  

ANSWER: Perfume (per fume)
Permit (per mit)
Perform (per form)
Permission (per mis sion)
Permanent (per ma nent)
Persecute (per se cute)
Perfection (per fec tion)
Personality (per son al i ty) 

Monday’s Quizzler is…  

Can you decode the following phrases? They are NOT regular substitution cryptograms, but they all follow the same rules.

1) Ni lkna rfnim ajnebse xat dn ahta ed tp ecxenia, treceb otdia seb nacgn. ~ Ihtondlr Owsihtni

2) Nilkn arf nima j nebdae, de ram eh tfoo wtf iter. ~ Cesapeek Yameerht

3) No tg nihsaw eg roege no dabana htes u cxe onr. ~ Effoot Rettebsiti 

TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO SWEETJAZZ5 AND MS. Andrea L. Banks! INCREDIBLE JOB LADIES.  

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