Welcome, to Tuesday April 27th. Trying to do my share for the environment, I set up a trash basket at my church and posted above it this suggestion: “Empty water bottles here.” I should have been a little more specific, because when I went to check it later, I didn’t find any bottles in it. But it was full of water.  Hey I’m just saying. Have a great Tuesday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace I am outta here!    
   
Quotes of the Day 

“President Obama has cut the space program and we will no longer be sending men to the moon. There has been one big achievement during his time in office. We did put an astronaut on ‘Dancing With the Stars.'” -Jay Leno 
 
“A volcano in Iceland has shut down air travel all across Europe. Apparently they dumped too much baking soda and
vinegar into the thing and it just won’t stop erupting.” -Jimmy Kimmel
 
“Well, 7-Eleven is releasing its own brand of beer. And just in time for Mother’s Day.” -David Letterman
 

Guaranteed to make you laugh.. 

Dad is from the old school, where you keep your money under the mattress—only he kept his in the underwear drawer. One day I bought my dad an unusual personal safe—a can of spray paint with a false bottom—so he could keep his money in the workshop. Later I asked Mom if he was using it.  “Oh, yes,” she replied, “he put his money in it the same day.”  “No burglar would think to look on the work shelf!” I gloated. “They won’t have to,” my mom replied. “He keeps the paint can in his underwear drawer.”

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Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???? “All I’m saying is, there’s a reason why Sporty Spice is the only one without a fella!”  

Answer: Bend It Like Beckham . These words were said by Jules’ mother, Paula, following another unsuccessful attempt to get her daughter out of wearing her usual football shirt. The plot of the 2002 film, “Bend It Like Beckham”, revolved around two football mad teenagers, Jess Bhamra, (played by Parminder Nagra), and Jules Paxton, (played by Keira Knightley). Despite her passion for the sport, as a woman from a traditional Punjabi Sikh family, Jess was forbidden from playing football. However after having a kick-about in the park, where she met Jules, Jess joined a local team, without the knowledge of her family. But unfortunately for Jess, her secret did not remain hidden for long. Moreover the tournament final was held on the same day as Jess’ sister’s wedding, presenting Jess with a further predicament.

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  What movie is this quote from???? “I am in a dress, I have gel in my hair, I haven’t slept all night, I’m starved, AND I’m armed! Don’t MESS with me!”

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Monday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2006, try and identify which song or which artist.” “I could be brown, I could be blue, I could be violet sky” 

ANSWER: Grace Kelly. “Grace Kelly” was released from Mika’s album “Life In Cartoon Motion” in early 2007. While instantly recognizable, the song made only a small impact on the charts in the United States, hitting number 57 on the Billboard Hot 100 and number 13 on Billboard’s Pop 100. In the United Kingdom, the song was an unmitigated smash, spending five weeks at number one and forty weeks on the chart. At the end of the year, it was named the third biggest selling single in the U.K. The song also reached number one in Ireland, Italy and Norway and the top ten in more than ten other countries. Mika has stated that the Freddie in the song refers to Queen lead singer Freddie Mercury.       

Tuesday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2006 try and identify which song or which artist.”  “He said, ‘Son, when you grow up , would you be the savior of the broken, the beaten and the damned'”
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Monday’s Quizzler is..   

Can you decode the following phrases? They are NOT regular substitution cryptograms, but they all follow the same rules.
1) Ni lkna rfnim ajnebse xat dn ahta ed tp ecxenia, treceb otdia seb nacgn. ~ Ihtondlr Owsihtni
2) Nilkn arf nima j nebdae, de ram eh tfoo wtf iter. ~ Cesapeek Yameerht
3) No tg nihsaw eg roege no dabana htes u cxe onr. ~ Effoot Rettebsiti

 ANSWER: Read each quote backwards, keeping the same amount of letters in each word!

1) In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes. ~ Benjamin Franklin

2) Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead. ~ Benjamin Franklin

3) It is better to offer no excuse than a bad one. ~ George Washington 

Tuesday’s Quizzler is…  

Customer services at RightWrite headquarters received the following letter recently. Luckily their top puzzle solvers were able to determine the meaning and help Mrs Miggins. Can you work it out what her problem was?

Da S,

ld lk cmlan ab h f m .

hs ls aa n k ccl.

As can s, hs ls a mssng fm hs dcmn.

ld b v gafl f cld cc hs blm fhh.

Man hanks,

Ms Mggns.    

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