Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏

Welcome, to Friday April 30th.  Well this coming weekend marks the graduation of my daughter Chelsea from Florida A&M. It seem like only yesterday she was a little girl running around the house or outside playing on the swing set. For some reason parents always seem to remember their children from various points in life as they were growing up and my daughter will always be my little girl no matter how old she gets. Congrats, Ms. Chelsea Strayhorn, you deserve the best in life, and I’m incredibly proud of what you’ve accomplished! That’s my story for today and I’m sticking to it! Have a great weekend people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace I am outta here!    
   
Quotes of the Day 

“The Charlie Brown ‘Peanuts’ brand is going to be sold to Joe Boxer for $175 million. Because nothing’s more macho
than a pair of boxer shorts that says ‘Peanuts’ right across the front.” – Jimmy Fallon

“The top executive from Goldman Sachs testified before Congress today, which proves that crooks always return
to the scene of the crime.” – Jay Leno

“If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.” – Albert Einstein 

Guaranteed to make you laugh.. 

Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door seem such a loving twosome. Every morn-
ing, when he leaves the house, he kisses her goodbye, and every evening when he comes homes, he brings her a dozen
roses. Now, why can’t you do that?” “Gosh,” Jack says, “why I hardly know the girl.”  

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Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???? “My insurance does not cover PMS!” 

Answer: 10 Things I Hate About You. These words were said by Walter to his eldest daughter, Kat, after she purposefully rammed her car into that of slimy male model, Joey. The plot of the 1999 film, “10 Things I Hate About You”, revolved around sisters, Kat and Bianca Stratford, (played by Julia Stiles and Larisa Oleynik). Polar opposites in looks and personality, younger sister Bianca enjoyed life with the popular crowd, while her elder sister, Kat, preferred to remain an unsociable outcast. However after rebellious teenager, Patrick Verona, (played by Heath Ledger), was encouraged to date Kat as part of a bet, the sisters’ lives began to get very interesting. This film was based loosely on the plot of William Shakespeare’s “The Taming of the Shrew”. 

Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  What movie is this quote from???? “You’re the first woman I’ve seen in one of these things that dresses like a woman, not like a woman thinks a man would dress if he was a woman.” __________________________________________________________________________________________________ 
Thursday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2006, try and identify which song or which artist.” “She’s, like, so whatever, you could do so much better” 

ANSWER: Girlfriend. “Girlfriend” was the first release off of Avril Lavigne’s album “The Best Damn Thing” and debuted on the American charts in March of 2007. It reached number one in its eighth week, dislodging “Give It To Me” on May 5th. The song was a worldwide hit reaching number one in Australia, Austria, Ireland, New Zealand and Sweden. It reached number two in the United Kingdom but, surprisingly, only hit number 12 in her home country of Canada. Similarities to the 1979 single “I Wanna Be Your Boyfriend” produced a lawsuit which was later settled.       

Friday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2006 try and identify which song or which artist.” “I don’t gotta rap, I can sell a mil’ sayin’ nothing on the track”

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Thursday’s Quizzler is..   

Four well known sayings have been reworded below. Can you identify the originals?
Example : Lack of awareness brings elation. (Ignorance is bliss.)
1. Stop sleeping and sniff the java.
2. Fine items approach people who have patience.
3. One should not rate a volume by the lid.
4. Progress to the rhythm of another bongo player      

ANSWER: 1. Wake up and smell the coffee.
2. Good things come to those who wait.
3. Don’t judge a book by its cover.
4. March to the beat of a different drummer.       

Friday’s Quizzler is…   

In this teaser you are required to find a word relating to mathematics hiding in consecutive letters within each sentence. Have fun! Example: “They knew that they had done the wrong thing.”

Answer: ADD located in: “…hAD Done…”

1. He gave his pet serpent a gondola ride.

2. How did the koala cub end up with the kangaroo?

3. Did the kind entomologist pamper centipedes?

4. The scholarship includes tuition but does not cover textbooks. 

TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS. KIM HILLYARD, MS CARRIE PALOMBO AND MS. ANDREA L. BANKS!  GREAT SOLVING JOB LADIES!     

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