Welcome, to Friday May 6th. For all of you knuckleheads who don’t know it, Sunday is Mother’s day!  Do something nice for the woman who brought you into this world, she carried you for nine months and then raised you to be the person that you are!  Also for all of you married men, listen to this…..your wife is a mother too! Do something nice for her as well or else! Hey I’m just saying! Have a great weekend people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace I am outta here!    
 
Quotes of the day

“According to the NYPD, the most stolen cars in New York City are Toyotas. Actually, most of them aren’t really stolen — they just take off on their own.” – Jimmy Fallon

“The world’s oldest living person, age 114, passed away. The cause of death — you guessed it — a knife fight.” – Craig Ferguson

“Red meat is NOT bad for you. Now blue-green meat, THAT’S bad for you!”
– Tommy Smothers

“A DMV clerk in Massachusetts hacked into the state computer and cleared her driving record of $1,400 in parking fines. She was arrested for the crime, but rewarded for actually doing something while working at a DMV.” -Jimmy Fallon
 
“Happy Cinco de Mayo. This is the only day they do this — if you get pulled over for drunk driving, they put salt around the rim of the breathalyzer.” -Jay Leno
 
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
My husband was telling me about a news item he heard on National Public Radio about how the U.S. military is enlisting honeybees to find land mines. The insects are trained to react to the scent of TNT, then are fitted with transmitters and sent out to search for underground explosives. “When they smell TNT,” my husband explained, “the insects hover over the area and the military tracks them to the site to safely eliminate the land mine.”
“Gee,” I remarked, “it gives a whole new meaning to the slogan ‘Bee all that you can bee!'” 

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Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from????  “Girlie, as far as you’re concerned, I am the messiah of the DMV.” 

Answer:  Clueless!  These words were said by the DMV tester who failed Cher during her driving test. Following Cher’s plea that he couldn’t “be the absolute and final word on drivers’ licenses”, the tester responded with the above quotation.  The plot of the 1995 film, “Clueless”, revolved around popular teenager, Cher Horowitz, (played by Alicia Silverstone) and her frequent attempts to play the matchmaker for her friends and teachers. Loosely based on Jane Austen’s “Emma”, this modernized version portrayed Cher as a rich and rather shallow member of Beverly Hills’ teenage elite. However as the plot reached its climax, Cher was revealed to be rather more sweet and sensitive than she first appeared. 

Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  What movie is this quote from???? “Relax… A hickie from Kenickie is like a Hallmark card, when you only care enough to send the very best!” 

TODAY’S MOVIE TRIVIA MASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS. CLARICE LEWIS! WONDERFUL JOB CLARICE!

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Thursday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2006, try and identify which song or which artist.”   “I ain’t got the time and if my daddy thinks I’m fine”

ANSWER: Rehab!  “Rehab” first hit the U.K. charts in late 2006 but didn’t cross over to America until the spring of 2007. While the song only peaked at number nine in June on the Billboard Hot 100, the song received tremendous amounts of attention because of the widespread speculation that singer Amy Winehouse was herself in need of rehab. Despite this, the song received nearly universal critical acclaim and was in the top ten on Rolling Stone’s list of the 100 Best Songs of 2007. The single was certified gold by the RIAA for having sold over 500,000 copies.       

Friday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2006 try and identify which song or which artist.” “Right now, he’s probably dabbing on three dollars worth of that bathroom Polo, oh and he don’t know…”

TODAYS CRAZY DEFINTIONS DIVIA OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS. CLARICE LEWIS! GREAT MUSICAL SOLVING JOB CLARICE!
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Thursday’s Quizzler is..   

Find the names of 5 planets hidden in the following sentences:
1. “What hurts?” asked the doctor. “It’s my ear,” the patient cried.
2. “Steven, use the screwdriver to build those shelves.”
3. Everyone takes a turn during Monopoly.
4. “Cassie, you ran us over with your bicycle!”
5. “Sam, arsenic is poisonous. I read the definition in the dictionary.” 

ANSWER: 1. Earth, 2. Venus, 3. Saturn, 4. Uranus, 5. Mars     

Friday’s Quizzler is…  

Rearrange the letters to form new words, phrases, places, or names.
The words in parentheses are hints.

ONE ON ALP (conqueror)
SEEK A PHRASE (playful fellow)
KNEE CRUTCH ART (great ballet)
NONE MISTER (soup)
TOXIC NAME (April agony)
HE BUGS GORE  

TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO SWEETJAZZ5 AND MS. KIM HILLYARD!  GREAT JOB LADIES!     

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