Welcome, to Tuesday May 11th.   Even More Thought Provoking Statements…….
 21. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

22. How many times is it appropriate to say “What?” before you just nod and smile because you still didn’t hear or
understand a word they said?

23. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a butthead from cutting in at the
front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!

24. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

25. There’s no worse feeling than that millisecond you’re sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a
little too far.

26. Sometimes I’ll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

27. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell
phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey – but I’d bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet
away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time!  Hey I’m just saying! Have a great Tuesday people, 
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace I am outta here!    
 
q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y 
 
“Royal Caribbean says that 94 people got sick with vomiting and diarrhea on one of its cruises. BP was like, ‘Good luck
cleaning that up.'” -Jimmy Fallon
 
“Greece has overspent on large social programs, with a national debt so large that they can never pay it back.
Thank God that could never happen here.” -Jay Leno
 
“The Fox network had their annual telethon ‘Idol Gives Back.’ I was hoping they would give back the hundreds of hours I’ve
wasted watching ‘American Idol.'” -Jimmy Kimmel

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes

Out in space two alien forms are speaking with each other.  The first spaceman says, “The dominant life forms on the
earth planet have developed satellite-based weapons.”  The second alien, who looks exactly like the first, asks,
“Are they an emerging intelligence?”  The first spaceman says, “I don’t think so…They have them
aimed at themselves.”  
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Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from????  “You’re falling for your wife! Idiot!”      

Answer:  What Happens in Vegas.  These words were said by Hater to Jack, after it became clear that the latter was starting to warm to Joy. A worried Hater said these words to his friend in an attempt to remind him that he was jeopardising their plans to secure all of the money, not just Jack’s half.  The plot of the 2008 film, “What Happens in Vegas”, revolved around two down on their luck individuals who fled to Las Vegas for the weekend, along with their best friends, in order to forget about their recent misery. After being fired by his own father, Jack Fuller, (played by Ashton Kutcher), took to Vegas with his best friend, Hater. Meanwhile Joy McNally, (played by Cameron Diaz), also fled to Sin City with her best friend, in order to escape the humiliation of being publically dumped by her fiancé. After a chance meeting in Vegas, the foursome decided to party together, culminating in Joy and Jack getting married. The following morning, the pair vowed to get the marriage annulled, until Jack won the jackpot, after using one of Joy’s quarters. Although it was Jack who won the jackpot, as his wife, Joy was entitled to half of his winnings. However when the couple tried to get a divorce, the judge demanded that they live together as man and wife for at least six months, before being allowed to divorce.

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  What movie is this quote from???? “Girl gets two-faced boy in back seat. Violence anticipated.”

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Monday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2007, try and identify which song or which artist.”   “So I can and I will and you’ll see your hero come running over and over tonight”? 

ANSWER: “For The Nights I Can’t Remember” – Hedley. Hedley’s lead singer, Jacob Hoggard, came third in Season two of “Canadian Idol”.        

Tuesday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2007 try and identify which song or which artist.”  “I was riding shotgun with my hair undone in the front seat of his car…”? 

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Monday’s Quizzler is..   

In this teaser your task is to discover words, names and phrases relating to the holiday season.
You are to delete a few letters in each unrelated phrase in order to show the holiday. The remaining letters will be in the right order.
For example: 1. EACH WRIST MASHED becomes: **CH *RIST MAS***
1. SHOO FLY TINS FAINT (delete 6 letters)
2. SAVING THE NICE SHOP LAST (delete 8 letters)
3. MY PULLET IS DEAR (delete 6 letters)
4. BEASTS HEALED THEM (delete 7 letters) 

ANSWER:  1. *HO* *LY *IN* FA*NT = holy infant,  2. SA*IN* T** NIC* *HO* LAS* = Saint Nicholas
3. *Y *UL*ET I* DE** = yuletide, 4. BE**T* H**LE* *HEM = Bethlehem   

Tuesday’s Quizzler is…  

Six words have had their sharp things removed. The sharp things have been placed into Group A. The remaining letters of each word have been placed into Group B. Your task is to reconstitute the words by merging each sharp thing with the proper set of letters. Other than merging the two groups together, there is no rearranging of the letters. Example: sand + pne = spanned (SpANneD).

Group A: brad, nail, pin, piton, spike, stake
Group B: eeve, insrai, raha, rnlr, ufesbe, waebst  

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