Welcome, to Wednesday May 12th.   Even More Bizarre May Holidays…..
May 20 is Eliza Doolittle Day

May 21 is National Memo Day & National Waitresses/Waiters Day

May 22 is Buy-A-Musical-Instrument Day

May 23 is Penny Day

May 24 is National Escargot Day

May 25 is National Tap Dance Day

May 26 is Grey Day

May 27 is Body Painting Arts Festival

May 28 is National Hamburger Day

May 29 is End Of The Middle Ages Day

May 30 is My Bucket’s Got A Hole In It Day

May 31 is National Macaroon Day 

Hey I’m just saying! Have a wonderful  Wednesday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace I am outta here!    
 
q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y 

“Congress is considering a bill that would force advertisers to lower the volume of their TV commercials. OK, how did my
mother get in Congress?” -Jimmy Fallon
 
“Food addicts are the people I feel sorriest for because that’s really hard. You need to eat. You don’t need to do
drugs. Very hard for these people to quit. “I’m going cold turkey… mmmmm turkey. Do not think about food… do not
think about food… do not… nuts…” -Craig Ferguson 
 
“According to a survey by nationwide mutual insurance, 2 percent of people actually shave while they’re driving. They
shave! How many guys would like to be in the car with those women?” –Jay Leno  
 
“There’s a doctor in Britain who lets his patients watch their favorite DVD during surgery to distract them, and
avoid the need for general anesthesia. Here’s how it works: it doesn’t.” – Jimmy Fallon

“You can’t deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants.”
– Stephen King

“Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace.” – Oscar Wilde
 
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
We visited our newly married daughter, who was preparing her first Thanksgiving dinner. I noticed the turkey thawing in
the kitchen sink with a dish drainer inverted over the bird. I asked why a drainer covered the turkey.  Our daughter turned to my wife and said, “Mom, you always
did it that way.” “Yes,” my wife replied, “but you don’t have a cat!” 
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Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???? “Girl gets two-faced boy in back seat. Violence anticipated.”    

Answer:  Drive Me Crazy.  These words were said by Alicia, as she watched her best friend Nicole, and Nicole’s former crush, Todd, being driven away together. The plot of the 1999 film, “Drive Me Crazy”, revolved around the blossoming romance between next door neighbours, Nicole Maris, (played by Melissa Joan Hart), and Chase Hammond (played by Adrian Grenier). Despite being polar opposites in school, the pair embarked on a joint scheme to secure the partner of their dreams. By pretending to date each other the two planned to arouse the jealousy of the individual they really wanted to go out with, and land a date with them in the process. However they got more than they bargained for when their little charade began to develop into something real.

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  What movie is this quote from???? “You can’t help who you love, Derek, you’re not supposed to.” 

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Tuesday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2007, try and identify which song or which artist.”   “I was riding shotgun with my hair undone in the front seat of his car…”?    

ANSWER:  “Our Song” – Taylor Swift      

Wednesday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2007 try and identify which song or which artist.” “You don’t have to find your own way out, you’ve got a voice let it be heard”?

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Tuesday’s Quizzler is..   

Six words have had their sharp things removed. The sharp things have been placed into Group A. The remaining letters of each word have been placed into Group B. Your task is to reconstitute the words by merging each sharp thing with the proper set of letters. Other than merging the two groups together, there is no rearranging of the letters. Example: sand + pne = spanned (SpANneD).
Group A: brad, nail, pin, piton, spike, stake
Group B: eeve, insrai, raha, rnlr, ufesbe, waebst 

ANSWER: brad + eeve = bereaved (BeReAveD)
nail + ufesbe = unfeasible (uNfeAsIbLe)
pin + raha = piranha (PIraNha)
piton + insrai = inspiration (insPIraTiON)
spike + rnlr = sprinkler (SPrInKlEr)
stake + waebst – wastebasket (waSTebAsKEt)   

Wednesday’s Quizzler is…  

Each of the following song titles starts with the letter O. Can you decode them? Each of the songs is in the form of an anagram.

1. Neigh Ton

2. Evader Homy

3. Cob Tore

4. Lye Noon 

TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS. SANDY MILLION! GREAT JOB SANDY!   

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