Welcome, to Tuesday May 26th. Funny Bumper Stickers of the Day.
I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

Time is the best teacher;  Unfortunately it kills all it’s students!

According to my calculations the problem doesn’t exist.

Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have.

How Can I Miss You if You Won’t Go Away?

Seen on a woman’s car: “Men call us birds, we pick up worms”

Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.

Why is ‘abbreviation’ such a long word? Hey I’m just saying! Have a great Tuesday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace I am outta here! 
 
q u o t e s  o f  t h e  d a y 

“For the first time ever, scientists have created artificial life. The hope is that it can revolutionize healthcare,
generate clean energy, become super-intelligent, take over the world, make us all its slaves, etc.” -Jimmy Kimmel
 
“Scientists have developed a car that can run on water. The only problem is that the water has to come from the Gulf of
Mexico.” -Jay Leno
 
“We have as a guest tonight, Archbishop Desmond Tutu. I’m going to ask the question that’s on everyone’s mind: ‘As
a bishop, do you always have to move diagonally?'”
-Craig Ferguson

 
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
One night our dog suddenly began barking almost every night at around 3 a.m. Irritated and sleepy, my husband, Larry, searched the back yard for what might have disturbed this otherwise peaceful animal. For three days he found nothing amiss. When the dog woke up the neighborhood a fourth night at 3 a.m. with frantic barking Larry finally snuck around the house through the alley only to discover our quiet neighbor, the last man you’d suspect of wrongdoing, throwing pebbles over the fence at the dog.  My husband demanded to know what he was doing. “My mother-in-law is visiting,” the embarrassed neighbor explained. “If she gets woken up in the middle of the night one more time she says she’ll leave.”  
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Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???? “We’re going to die and I’m wearing my mother’s underwear!”  

Answer: Grease 2. This hilarious quote was said by Sharon at the very beginning of “Grease 2”, when Paulette almost drove the Pink Ladies’ car into a tree. The plot of the 1982 film, “Grease 2”, revolved around two high school cliques, the Pink Ladies and the T-Birds, and the trials and tribulations of their high school senior year. The film focused on the love triangle between the leaders of these cliques, Stephanie Zinone (Michelle Pfeiffer) and Johnny Nogerelli (Adrian Zmed), and English exchange student, Michael Carrington (played by Maxwell Caulfield).   

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  What movie is this quote from????  “They said I was a valued customer. Now they send me hate mail.”  

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Monday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2007, try and identify which song or which artist.” “Started crying but I couldn’t stop myself, I started running but there’s no where to run to.”   

ANSWER:”How Far We’ve Come”- Matchbox 20. “How Far We’ve Come” is Matchbox 20’s first released single off “Exile On Mainstream”. The band is made up of Rob Thomas, Kyle Cook, Brian Yale, and Paul Doucette.        

Tuesday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2007 try and identify which song or which artist.” “I just came here to party, but now we’re rockin’ on the dance floor actin’ naughty.” _____________________________________________________________________________________

 Monday’s Quizzler is..  

There are four letters that are anagrams to form six words.
You can cook food in ____.

You need ____ to cover fast food cups.

Red means ____ in certain situations.

A ____ can be found on dirty clothes and animals.

Police officers will ____ a warrant for someone’s arrest.

*Bonus*
A student sometimes ____ to not go to college.   

ANSWER: 1)Pots, 2)Tops, 3)Stop, 4)Spot, 5)Post , *Bonus* Opts      

Tuesday’s Quizzler is…  

What one three-letter word can be inserted in all three blanks below to make two words in each row?

LIS___TACLE
HAS___DON
OF___DER
 

TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO THE INCREDIBLE SWEETJAZZ5!  WAY2GO JAZZZZZZZZZZ! 

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