Welcome, to Friday June 4th. OK! It’s repeat day and here’s an oldie but goodie for you to laff at! Remember the THE NAME GAME? 

If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she’d be Kitty Twitty.

If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she’d be Yoko Ono Bono.

If Dolly Parton married Salvador Dali, she’d be Dolly Dali.

If Oprah Winfrey married Depak Chopra, she’d be Oprah Chopra.

If Olivia Newton-John married Wayne Newton, then divorced him to marry Elton John, she’d be Olivia Newton-John Newton John.

If Sondra Locke married Elliott Ness, then divorced him to marry Herman Munster, she’d become Sondra Locke Ness Munster.

If Bea Arthur married Sting, she’d be Bea Sting.

If Liv Ullman married Judge Lance Ito, then divorced him and married Jerry Mathers, she’d be Liv Ito Beaver.

If Snoop Doggy Dogg married Winnie the Pooh, he’d be Snoop Doggy Dogg Pooh.

How about a baseball marriage? If Boog Powell married Felipe Alou, he’d be Boog Alou.

If Shirley Jones married Tom Ewell, then Johnny Rotten, then Nathan Hale, she’d be Shirley Ewell Rotten Hale.

If Ivana Trump married, in succession, Orson Bean (actor),  King Oscar (of Norway), Louis B. Mayer (of MGM), and Norbert Wiener (mathematician), she would then be Ivana Bean Oscar Mayer Wiener. Hey I’m just saying! Have a great weekend people,  and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace I am outta here! 
 
q u o t e s  o f  t h e  d a y 

“Of all noises, I think music is the least disagreeable.” – Samuel Johnson

“I think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his ability.” – Oscar Wilde

“‘Whom are you?’ he asked, for he had attended business college.” – George Ade 

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Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from????  ‘On second thought, let’s not go to Camelot. ‘Tis a silly place.’

Answer: Monty Python and the Holy Grail! “Monty Python and the Holy Grail” is a 70’s movie that mainly spoofs the legend of King Arthur and his Knights of the Round Table as they search for the Holy Grail. The finally make it to Camelot and when Arthur says to ‘ride on to Camelot’, it shows the knights singing a song about spending their time in Camelot and what they do there, while also showing them dancing on tables and drumming on other knights’ helmets. This quote is said by Arthur after the song is over.    

Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  What movie is this quote from???? ‘Hi. I’m Earth. Have we met?’

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Thursday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2007, try and identify which song or which artist.” “They don’t make ’em like this anymore. I ask cause I’m that sure,”   

ANSWER: Stronger”- Kanye West! Kanye West was born on June 8, 1977. “Stronger” is off his third album “Graduation” and has one part of another song called “Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger”.   

Friday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2007 try and identify which song or which artist.”  “Let’s get together maybe we could start a new phase. The smoke’s got the club all hazy, spotlights don’t do you justice baby.”

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Thursday’s Quizzler is..   

Each of the sentences below use two words which are synonyms of each other, but here in these sentences, they are not used with the same meaning. Can you find the words ?
1. You cannot ______ to imagine what a _____ you gave me.
2. Service is my ______ name, you will always find me in the community _______.
3. The cook used the largest ______ to make a stew for the full compliment of the _____.
4. They agreed to meet outside the _____ of justice for their _____.
5. I know you will _____ me for this purchase, I cannot _____ you.
6. The ______ of bids for the ______ of Eros was unparalleled.  

Answer: 1. You cannot BEGIN to imagine what a START you gave me.
2. Service is my MIDDLE name, you will always find me in the community CENTER.
3. The cook used the largest VESSEL to make a stew for the full compliment of the SHIP.
4. They agreed to meet outside the COURT of justice for their DATE.
5. I know you will CHARGE me for this purchase, I cannot BLAME you.
6. The NUMBER of bids for the FIGURE of Eros was unparalleled.  

Friday’s Quizzler is…   

Take the list of words below and arrange them into 3 sentences that all have something in common. Each word is only used once each time they appear in the list. (‘A’ can be used 4 times as it’s in the list 4 times.) Punctuation is not an issue in this teaser.

A, A, A, A, ANIMALS, BAR, BAT, DAN, DROOP, I, I, IN, IN, IS, IT, NET, OR, POOR, SAW, SLAM, TEN, WAS

What are the sentences and what do they have in common?  

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