Welcome, to Monday June 7th. Today we take a look at the ponderings of the day! 
 
Why is it that when you’re driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

If you have your finger touching the rearview mirror that says — “objects in mirror are closer than they appear”, how can that be possible?

Why is it so hard to remember how to spell MNEMONIC?

If someone invented instant water, what would they mix it with?

Why is it called a TV “set” when you only get one?

Why does your nose run and your feet smell?

Why does an alarm clock “go off” when it begins ringing?

If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?

Why does “cleave” mean both split apart and stick together?

Why is it, whether you sit up or sit down, the result is the same?
 
Why is it called a “building” when it is already built?

Why do they call them “apartments” when they are all stuck together?

Why is there an expiration date on SOUR cream?

If you keep trying to prove Murphy’s Law, will something keep going wrong?

Why does flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?

How can someone “draw a blank”?

Shouldn’t there be a shorter word for “monosyllabic”?

Why is the word “abbreviate” so long?

Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

What is another word for “thesaurus”?

Hey I’m just saying! Have a good Monday people, 

and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace I am outta here! 

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Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from????  ‘Hi. I’m Earth. Have we met?’  

Answer: Tommy Boy!  “Tommy Boy” is about a man, Tommy Callaghan, continuing his father’s business trip after his father passes away. He and Richard Hayden, his father’s employee, visit various places and go through many ordeals together. This is said by Richard to a woman who works at the airport. After he asks her to put him on a plane to Chicago as soon as possible. She suggests putting him on a plane coming BACK from Chicago and then asks if this helps. He responds with this quote, clearly thinking it is a very stupid suggestion.   

Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  What movie is this quote from???? ‘MIKE! Dude, there’s this chick out there…these two chicks…they’re triplets, man!’

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Friday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2007, try and identify which song or which artist.” “Let’s get together maybe we could start a new phase. The smoke’s got the club all hazy, spotlights don’t do you justice baby.”  

ANSWER:  “AYO Technology”- 50 Cent feat. Justin Timberlake! “Let’s get together maybe we could start a new phase. The smoke’s got the club all hazy, spotlights don’t do you justice baby.” This part of the song is sung by Justin Timberlake. “AYO Technology” is from 50 Cent’s album “Curtis”. 

Monday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2007 try and identify which song or which artist.”  “I never thought that you could break me apart, I keep a sinister smile and a hole in my heart.”

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Friday’s Quizzler is..  

Take the list of words below and arrange them into 3 sentences that all have something in common. Each word is only used once each time they appear in the list. (‘A’ can be used 4 times as it’s in the list 4 times.) Punctuation is not an issue in this teaser.
A, A, A, A, ANIMALS, BAR, BAT, DAN, DROOP, I, I, IN, IN, IS, IT, NET, OR, POOR, SAW, SLAM, TEN, WAS
What are the sentences and what do they have in common?   

Answer: The three sentences are as follows.
WAS IT A BAR OR A BAT I SAW?
TEN ANIMALS I SLAM IN A NET.
POOR DAN IS IN A DROOP.
The common factor? All are palindromes.  

Monday’s Quizzler is…  

These are quotes from George Carlin, one of America’s most popular wise guys. Can you decode them?
Both puzzles use the same code.
Y=X
“O ZKD ANOSVOSM KJRBA NRZ QGRQUG DGGT AR EGKH ANG JOJUG K ZNRUG URA TREG KD ANGX MGA RUHGE; ANGS OA HKZSGH RS TG – ANGX’EG IEKTTOSM LRE ANGOE LOSKU GYKT.”
“OSDOHG GCGEX IXSOIKU QGEDRS, ANGEG OD K HODKQQROSAGH OHGKUODA.”  

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