Welcome, to Tuesday June 8th. Things You’ll Never Hear A Father Say……..
* Well how ’bout that? I’m lost! Looks like we’ll have to stop and ask for directions.
* You know Pumpkin, now that you’re thirteen, you’ll be ready for non-chaperoned car dates. Won’t that be fun?
* I noticed that all your friends have a certain “up yours” attitude. I like that in a young person!
* Here’s a credit card and the keys to my new car. GO CRAZY!
* What do you mean you want to play football? Figure skating not good enough for you, son?
* Your mother and I are going away for while. You might want to consider throwing a party.
* Well, I don’t know what’s wrong with your car. Probably one of those doo-hickie thingies – you know – that makes it run or something. Just have it towed to the mechanic’s and pay whatever they ask.
* No son of mine is going to live under this roof without an earring. Now quit your belly aching and lets get to the mall.
* Whaddaya want to go and get a job for? I make plenty of money for you to spend.
* Father’s Day? Ah – don’t worry about that – it’s no big deal.
Hey I’m just saying! Have a great Tuesday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace I am outta here!  

q u o t e s  o f  t h e  d a y 

“A helping word to one in trouble is like a switch in a railroad track…an inch between wreck and smooth, rolling prosperity.” -Henry Ward Beecher
 
“All animals, except man, know that the principle business of life is to enjoy it.” -Samuel Butler
 
“All mankind is divided into three classes: those who are immovable, those who are movable; and those who move.” -Benjamin Franklin 

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes

A man and his wife are sitting in the living room and he says to her, “Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state dependent on some machine. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.” 
“OK,” says his wife as she gets up and unplugs the TV.

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Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???? ‘MIKE! Dude, there’s this chick out there…these two chicks…they’re triplets, man!’   

Answer: Can’t Hardly Wait! “Can’t Hardly Wait” mainly takes place during a graduation party. Its main character, Preston, tries to figure out how to give a love letter to its recipient, Amanda. This is said by William to Mike Dexter, while trying to persuade him to come out to the pool house where his friends are planning to jump him.  

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  What movie is this quote from???? ‘Do you realize that if we played by the rules right now we’d be in gym? ‘

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Monday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2008, try and identify which song or which artist.”  “I never thought that you could break me apart, I keep a sinister smile and a hole in my heart.” 

ANSWER: “Hero/Heroine”- Boys Like Girls! Boys Like Girls are from Boston, Massachusetts. “Hero/Heroine” is a song off their self-titled album. The band is made up of Martin Johnson, Paul DiGiovanni, Bryan Donahue, and John Keefe.    

Tuesday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2007 try and identify which song or which artist.” “Head underwater and you tell me to breathe easy for awhile”
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Monday’s Quizzler is..  

These are quotes from George Carlin, one of America’s most popular wise guys. Can you decode them?
Both puzzles use the same code.
Y=X
“O ZKD ANOSVOSM KJRBA NRZ QGRQUG DGGT AR EGKH ANG JOJUG K ZNRUG URA TREG KD ANGX MGA RUHGE; ANGS OA HKZSGH RS TG – ANGX’EG IEKTTOSM LRE ANGOE LOSKU GYKT.”
“OSDOHG GCGEX IXSOIKU QGEDRS, ANGEG OD K HODKQQROSAGH OHGKUODA.”    

Answer:  “I WAS THINKING ABOUT HOW PEOPLE SEEM TO READ THE BIBLE A WHOLE LOT MORE AS THEY GET OLDER; THEN IT DAWNED ON ME – THEY’RE CRAMMING FOR THEIR FINAL EXAM.”

“INSIDE EVERY CYNICAL PERSON, THERE IS A DISAPPOINTED IDEALIST.”

KEY: A=T, B=U, C=V, D=S, E=R, G=E, H=D, I=C, J=B, K=A, L=F, M=G, N=H, O=I, Q=P, R=O, S=N, T=M, U=L, V=K, X=Y, Y=X, Z=W  

Tuesday’s Quizzler is…  

In this teaser, I have given you a 9-letter word. Your job is to break up this word into 9 separate letters and place them on the dashes to spell a 7-letter word, a 5-letter word, and a 3-letter word. You can use each letter only once.

IMPASSIVE

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