Welcome, to Wednesday June 9th. A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a
proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb.

* Better to be safe than…punch a 5th grader

* Strike while the …bug is close

* It’s always darkest before…Daylight Savings Time

* Never underestimate the power of…termites

* You can lead a horse to water but…how?

* Don’t bite the hand that…looks dirty

* No news is…impossible

* A miss is as good as a…Mr.

*You can’t teach an old dog new…………math

* If you lie down with dogs, you’ll…stink in the morning

* Love all, trust…me

* The pen is mightier than the…pigs

* An idle mind is…The best way to relax

* Where there’s smoke there’s…pollution

* Happy the bride who…gets all the presents

* A penny saved is…not much

* Two’s company, three’s…the Musketeers

* Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and…you have to blow your nose

* None are so blind as…Helen Keller

* Children should be seen and not…spanked or grounded

* You get out of something what you…see pictured on the box

* When the blind leadeth the blind…get out of the way.
 
Hey I’m just saying! Have a great Wednesday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace I am outta here!  

q u o t e s  o f  t h e  d a y 

“Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong.” – George Carlin

“It was Spelling Bee night on NBC, that special time of the year when sixth graders remind us of how stupid we are as adults.” – Jimmy Kimmel

“Obviously crime pays, or there’d be no crime.” – G. Gordon Liddy 

“Happy National Donut Day to everyone. On this day, we remember the billions of donuts that sacrificed themselves for our mouths. I’m having a memorial service in my stomach.” -Jimmy Kimmel
 
“A new study found that the average child is more likely to own a cell phone than a book. I guess that would explain why he’s average.” -Jimmy Fallon
 
“Here’s something new in law enforcement. In L.A. they are using unmanned drones flying over the city to fight crime.  So far the drones are a success. Only two have been shot down by motorists.” –Dave Letterman  
 
What’s On the Web? 

SHOE LACING METHODS
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes

Sitting through fire safety and prevention programs can make anyone nod off. So the instructor tried to lighten the mood by going around the room asking where all the guests were from. “Burnt Mattress, Arkansas,” called out the friend sitting next to me. “Burnt Mattress!” said the instructor, suppressing a laugh. “I’ve heard some unusual town names before, but never that one. Where’s it located?”My friend shot back, “Right above Hot Springs.” 

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Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???? ‘Do you realize that if we played by the rules right now we’d be in gym? ‘  

Answer: Ferris Bueller’s Day Off! “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off” is about just that: a very popular high school student, Ferris Bueller, decides that he is above such petty inconveniences as going to school and fakes illness to get out of it for one day. Ferris says this to his best friend, Cameron, while they’re at a baseball game, meaning that if they hadn’t gone to such extreme measures to get out of school that day, they would be in gym class.    

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  What movie is this quote from????  ‘Mickey is a mouse, Donald is a duck, Pluto is a dog. What’s Goofy?’

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Tuesday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2008, try and identify which song or which artist.” “Head underwater and you tell me to breathe easy for awhile”   

ANSWER: Love Song! “Love Song” debuted at number 100 on the Billboard Hot 100 in November of 2007. It took awhile to catch on but, when it did, it cleared a path to number four on March 8th, 2008 where it held that spot for three weeks. The song spent 41 weeks on the Hot 100, 31 weeks in the Top 40 and 19 weeks in the top ten which earned it the number seven position on Billboard’s list of the top pop songs of 2008. The song was a worldwide hit reaching number one in Canada and the top five in the United Kingdom, Australia and the Netherlands. “New Soul” was a number seven hit for Yael Naim in the winter of 2008. Colbie Caillat took “Bubbly” to number five for six weeks in the fall of 2007. “Goodbye Earl” was a number 19 hit for the Dixie Chicks in 2000.   

Wednesday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2007 try and identify which song or which artist.” “Stacks on deck, Patron on ice, we could pop bottles all night” 
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Tuesday’s Quizzler is..  

In this teaser, I have given you a 9-letter word. Your job is to break up this word into 9 separate letters and place them on the dashes to spell a 7-letter word, a 5-letter word, and a 3-letter word. You can use each letter only once.
IMPASSIVE
_ E _ T _ G _
_ R _ S _
_ P _   

Answer: 1. VESTIGE, 2. PRISM, 3. SPA   

Wednesday’s Quizzler is…  

The following is some wisdom from Lillian Hellman, one of America’s greatest playwrights. Can you decode it?

All three puzzles use the same code.  R=F

“A JAGO VOSVJO QXS BORKEO HS EVOCG KMHAJ HXOZ CBO BOCLZ HS EVOCG.”

“IZMAIAEP AE CM KMVJOCECMH QCZ SR ECZAMU HXO HBKHX.”

“VOSVJO IXCMUO…CML RSBUOH HS HOJJ OCIX SHXOB.”   

TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO SWEETJAZZ5! GREAT JOB JAZZZZZ! 

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