Welcome, to Friday June 25th.  Top Ten Signs You’re Paranoid……….

10. You run away upon seeing a mall directory that says, “You are here.”

9. Thirty five locks on your sock drawer just aren’t enough.

8. You hire a private eye to keep an eye out on your house, but then fire him because he’s part of the conspiracy.

7. Before you take the garbage cans back from the street, you check them for really short Mafia hit men.

6. You are learning six foreign languages because you just know those people you don’t understand are talking about YOU.

5. You even wonder if the guard dog you hired is secretly plotting against you.

4. You have a funny feeling the voices in your head are plotting behind your back.

3. It takes you three hours each evening to program the household alarms and video surveillance system before you can go to bed.

2. You’re checking off each number on this list as you read.

1. The Witness Relocation Program has told you to stop showing up unless you have an actual reason to.
   
Hey I’m just saying! Have a wonderful Friday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace I am outta here!   
 
q u o t e s  o f  t h e  d a y 

“Father’s Day just keeps getting bigger every year, thanks to DNA testing.” – Jay Leno

“The state legislature in Calif. is considering a bill that would allow electronic advertisements on license
plates. I don’t need anything else to distract me while I’m texting.” – Craig Ferguson

“A company in California is coming out with a $44,000 mattress. It will be layered with cashmere, mohair, silk, and then on top of that, a moron who paid $44,000 for a mattress.” – Jimmy Fallon
 
What’s On the Web? 

Parking Lot 3

“Mad parking skillz? We’ll see. Do your best and enter our
leaderboards. How do you stack up, Mr. Parky McParkalot?”

Visit: http://www.addictinggames.com/parkinglot3_hs.html

HAMSTER RACING

The concept of this addictive game is quite simple. Just
use your mouse to help your hamster turn and run around
the loop. See how far you can make it…

Visit: http://www.funny-games.biz/hamster-race.html 

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Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???? “Imagine you’re a deer. You’re prancing along. You get thirsty. You put your little deer lips down to the cool, clear water – BAM”. 

Answer: My Cousin Vinny! “My Cousin Vinny”(1992) is about a New York lawyer who defends his first case in an Alabama courtroom. His clients are his cousin and his cousin’s friend who were mistakenly arrested for murder. Vinny was planning on going hunting with the prosecutor and asked his girlfriend Mona Lisa for advice on what pants he should wear. She said the deer wouldn’t care what pants he was wearing after he took its head off with a bullet.    

Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  What movie is this quote from???? “Why do you need a fake I.D.?” “So I can vote”.

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Thursday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2008, try and identify which song or which artist.”  “I want you to fly with me Want you to fly, I miss how you lie with me, Miss how you lie, Just wish you could dine with me, Wish you could dine…. 

ANSWER: “Right Now” – Akon! This song is about Akon missing his girl but being a secret agent and spying on his old girlfriend. In the music video the song part starts one minute into the video.  

Friday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2007 try and identify which song or which artist.” “I used to rule the world Seas would rise when I gave the word, Now in the morning I sleep alone, Sweep the streets I used to own, I used to roll the dice, Feel the fear in my enemies eyes, Listen as the crowd would sing: Now the old king is dead! Long live the king! One minute I held the key, Next the walls were closed on me, And I discovered that my castles stand
Upon pillars of salt, and pillars of sand”

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Thursday’s Quizzler is..  

In this teaser, I have given you 4 words. Beside each word are a series of letter groupings. Your task is to find the answer to the word on the left by choosing one letter from each of the letter groups to the right of each clue.
Example: Statuette: fro evi gse rpu lor nai ngd rep
Answer: Fgo evI Gse rpU loR naI Ngd rEp = FIGURINE

Glasses: ads hjp jje loc tpp art chr awl deg shj
Canteen: cfg ahj fgf rte ttu ioe pro ioi ear
Drink: awq ghu dfa fgh fnq
Main road: hcv dif ggh jkh lwl iay try

Answer: Glasses: s p e c t a c l e s, Canteen: c a f e t e r i a, Drink: q u a f f , Main road: h i g h w a y  

Friday’s Quizzler is…  

Solve the following (simple)word puzzles; the first letter of each correct response will, in order, spell out the name of one my favorite singers.
Bovine + young male=
Equine + grown male=
not smooth + put goods on a shelf =
hotel + relies on others =
beach granules + broom rider=
term of existence + one who protects=
create (a business) + after dinner candy =
canine + Gomer (USMC) =
above + throw a football =
below + dirt =
former spouse + manta ___ = 

TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS. CARRIE PALOMBO! INCREDIBLE SOLVING JOB CARRIE! 

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