Welcome, to Monday June 28th. What a great weekend! Friday June 25 was my birthday and also the day that I promished my wife that I would marry her as soon as I turned 22 years old! I did manage to marry her two days after my 22 second birthday 29 years ago. So as you can guess Sunday was our 29th wedding anniversary! Where has the time gone? I look at my children who have become young adults, who are either in collage or out of collage working on grad school and I just say where did the time go? I look at my life and my living and wonder what defines my life? Is it my job? Is it the materials things? Or is it simply the incredible joy of life and peace of mind that God has given me! I believe that everything that happens in your life will define you and my job is to live, learn the lesson and enjoy the journey. Time leaves us little choice to do otherwise! What a blessing it is simply to wake up today STILL LIVING, having lived, loved and learned. Hey I’m just saying! Have a wonderful Monday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace I am outta here!  
 
 
q u o t e s  o f  t h e  d a y 

“A Florida man was run over by his own truck after his dog put the truck in gear. First, it looked like an accident but it turns out the dog was texting.” -Jay Leno
 
“On this date in 1898 New York City became an official city. And on this date in 1968 it became a living hell.” –Dave Letterman 
 
“The iPhone 4 is $499 to buy outright, $199 to upgrade your existing iPhone, and if you don’t want one at all, it’s $99.” -Jimmy Kimmel

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes

Fellow employees at the international company where I work know I’m a notary public and have me certify personal documents. One day, two Swedish men asked me to witness signatures on an automobile title. “I’m selling my car to this man,” one of them explained. “We came here because we heard you were notorious.”
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Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from????  “Why do you need a fake I.D.?” “So I can vote”. 

Answer: The Breakfast Club! “The Breakfast Club”(1985) was a classic teen movie about a bunch of different kids who got stuck in an all-day Saturday detention together. Allison stole Brian’s wallet and found a fake I.D. Andrew asked why he had one, and Brian said that he needed it to vote.  

Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  What movie is this quote from???? “There’s a 30% chance that it’s already raining!”

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Friday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2008, try and identify which song or which artist.”  “I used to rule the world Seas would rise when I gave the word, Now in the morning I sleep alone, Sweep the streets I used to own, I used to roll the dice, Feel the fear in my enemies eyes Listen as the crowd would sing: Now the old king is dead! Long live the king! One minute I held the key, Next the walls were closed on me, And I discovered that my castles stand Upon pillars of salt, and pillars of sand”    

ANSWER: “Viva La Vida” – Coldplay!  All four members of Cold Play wrote this song for their fourth album. The lyrics to the song contain historical and religious references. The song debuted on May 7, 2008. The name of the song translated into English means “Live the Life”.  

Monday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2007 try and identify which song or which artist.”  “Well you done done me and you bet I felt it I tried to be chill but you’re so hot that I melted, I fell right through the cracks, And now I’m trying to get back, Before the cool done run out, I’ll be giving it my best est Nothing’s going to stop me but divine intervention, I reckon it’s again my turn to win some or learn some”

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Friday’s Quizzler is..  

Solve the following (simple)word puzzles; the first letter of each correct response will, in order, spell out the name of one my favorite singers.
Bovine + young male=
Equine + grown male=
not smooth + put goods on a shelf =
hotel + relies on others =
beach granules + broom rider=
term of existence + one who protects=
create (a business) + after dinner candy =
canine + Gomer (USMC) =
above + throw a football =
below + dirt =
former spouse + manta ___ =  

Answer: Bovine + young male= cow boy – cowboy
Equine + grown male=horse man – horseman
not smooth + put goods on a shelf = rough stock – roughstock
hotel + relies on others = inn dependent – independent
beach granules + broom rider= sand witch – sandwich
term of existence + one who protects= life guard – lifeguard
create (a business) + after dinner candy =establish mint – establishment
canine + Gomer __ (USMC) = dog Pyle(old TV show) – dogpile
above + throw a football =over pass – overpass
below + dirt =under ground – underground
former spouse + manta ___ = ex ray – x-ray

Making the singer : Chris Ledoux, who won a world championship in saddle bronc riding back in the 1970’s  

Monday’s Quizzler is…  

In this teaser, your task is twofold. You must first complete two (2) 4-letter words, side by side, reading left to right. Secondly, these two words within the brackets must form a 6-letter word when read from right to left.

Example:

T[A _ _ _ _ A]T

Answer:

T[ARO GNA]T 6-letter word: ANGORA

1. V[E _ _ _ _ C]K
2. R[E _ _ _ _ D] E
3. T[R _ _ _ _ F]E  

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