Welcome, to Tuesday June 29th. PLEASE READ! Thank goodness there’s a name for this disorder. Somehow I feel better even though I have it!! This is how it manifests: I decide to water my garden.  As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.  As I start toward the garage, I notice mail on the porch table that I brought up from the mail box earlier.  I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.   I lay my car keys on the table, put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table, and notice that the can is full.  So I decide to put the bills back on the table & take out the garbage first.  But then I think, since I’m going to be near the mailbox when I take out the garbage anyway, I may as well pay the bills first.  I take my check book off the table, and see that there is only one check left.   My extra checks are in my desk in the study, so I go inside the house to my desk where I find the can of Pepsi I’d been drinking.   I’m going to look for my checks, but first I need to push the Pepsi aside so that I don’t accidentally knock it over.  The Pepsi is getting warm.  I decide to put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.  As I head toward the kitchen with the Pepsi, a vase of flowers on the counter catches my eye.  They need water. I put the Pepsi on the counter and discover my reading glasses that I’ve been searching for all morning.   I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I’m going to water the flowers.  I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote, someone had left it on the kitchen table. 

I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, I’ll be looking for the remote, but I won’t remember that it’s on the kitchen table, so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs.  But first I’ll water the flowers.  I pour some water in the flowers.  Quite a bit of it spills on the floor.  So, I set the remote back on the table, get some towels and wipe up the spill.   Then I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do. 

 At the end of the day:  the car isn’t washed, the bills aren’t paid, there is a warm can of  Pepsi sitting on the counter,  the flowers don’t have enough water, there is still only 1 check in my check book, I can’t find the remote, I can’t find my glasses, and I don’t remember what I did with the car keys.   Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done, I’m really baffled because I know I was busy all day,  and I’m really tired.  YOU see recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. – Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. I realize this is a serious problem, and I’ll try to get some help for it, but first I’ll check my e-mail….. Do me a favor.  Forward this message to everyone you know, because I don’t remember who the hell I’ve sent it to. Don’t laugh — if this isn’t you yet, your day is coming…… Hey I’m just saying! Have a great Tuesday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace I am outta here!   

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Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???? “There’s a 30% chance that it’s already raining!”  

Answer: Mean Girls! “Mean Girls”(2004) is about a young girl who was home schooled all her life and is just starting out at a public high school. She becomes popular and eventually alienates all of her true friends. This quote was said by poor air-headed Karen, one of the funniest characters in the movie. Her “special talent” was that her breasts could predict the weather. At the end of the movie, she became the school’s weather forecaster and was shown standing outside in the rain, groping herself.   

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  What movie is this quote from???? “My acorn is missing… Did you eat the acorn?…You owe me a new acorn”.

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Monday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2008, try and identify which song or which artist.”  “Well you done done me and you bet I felt it I tried to be chill but you’re so hot that I melted, I fell right through the cracks, And now I’m trying to get back, Before the cool done run out, I’ll be giving it my best est. Nothing’s going to stop me but divine intervention, I reckon it’s again my turn to win some or learn some”   

ANSWER: “I’m Yours” – Jason Mraz! “I’m Yours” is from Jason Mraz’s third studio album. The song was first released in the United States on February 12, 2008. The song won two nominations (Grammy Award for Song of the Year, and Best Male Pop Vocal Performance) at the 51st Grammy Awards.  

Tuesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2007 try and identify which song or which artist.”  “So many people gonna say that they want you, To try to get you thinking they really care, But there’s nothing like the warmth of the one who has put in the time and you know he’s gonna be there, Back your border when she knows someone crossed it, Don’t let nobody put you down, who you’re with Take the pain of protecting your name, from the crutch to the cane to the high wire”

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Monday’s Quizzler is..  

In this teaser, your task is twofold. You must first complete two (2) 4-letter words, side by side, reading left to right. Secondly, these two words within the brackets must form a 6-letter word when read from right to left. Example: T[A _ _ _ _ A]T Answer: T[ARO GNA]T 6-letter word: ANGORA
1. V[E _ _ _ _ C]K
2. R[E _ _ _ _ D] E
3. T[R _ _ _ _ F]E  

Answer:  1. V[EIL LOC]K 6-letter word: COLLIE
2. R[EDO CED] E 6-letter word: DECODE
3. T[RET LIF]E 6-letter word: FILTER  

Tuesday’s Quizzler is…  

The following clues each form a unique word by themselves, add them together to get the name of a country. Example: blue and yellow mixed + solid ground = ? Answer:
green + land = Greenland

1. something that will make you sick + an indefinite number = ?

2. half of the width of an em + an organ for secreting = ?

3. a swindle + to move or travel = ?

4. an animal’s shelter + a visible sign = ?  

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