Welcome, ‏to Thursday July 15th. Have you ever looked at Funny Analogies?
 
The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not eating for a while. 

He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck, either, but a real duck that was actually lame. Maybe from stepping on a land mine or something. 

Her artistic sense was exquisitely refined, like someone who can tell butter from I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter. 

She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up. 

It came down the stairs looking very much like something no one had ever seen before. 

The knife was as sharp as the tone used by Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee (D-Tex.) in her first several points of parliamentary procedure made to Rep. Henry Hyde (R-Ill.) in the House Judiciary Committee hearings on the impeachment of President William Jefferson Clinton.
 
The dandelion swayed in the gentle breeze like an oscillating electric fan set on medium. 

He felt like he was being hunted down like a dog, in a place that hunts dogs, I suppose. 

The lamp just sat there, like an inanimate object. 

You know how in “Rocky” he prepares for the fight by punching sides of raw beef? Well, yesterday it was as cold as that meat locker he was in. 

He was deeply in love. When she spoke, he thought he heard bells, as if she were a garbage truck backing up. 

Her eyes were like limpid pools, only they had forgotten to put in any PH cleanser. 

She grew on him like she was a colony of E. coli and he was room-temperature beef. 

She walked into my office like a centipede with 98 missing legs. 

It hurt the way your tongue hurts after you accidentally staple it to the wall. 

Her voice had that tense, grating quality, like a first-generation thermal paper fax machine that needed a band tightened. 

A branch fell from the tree like a trunk falling off an elephant. 

The painting was very Escher-like, as if Escher had painted an exact copy of an Escher painting. 

Fishing is like waiting for something that does not happen very often. 

They were as good friends as the people on “Friends.” 

He was as bald as one of the Three Stooges, either Curly or Larry, you know, the one who goes woo woo woo. 

The sardines were packed as tight as the coach section of a 747. 

Her eyes were shining like two marbles that someone dropped in mucus and then held up to catch the light. 

The sunset displayed rich, spectacular hues like a .jpeg file at 20 percent cyan, 10 percent magenta, 60 percent yellow and 10 percent black. Hey I’m just saying! Have a great Thursday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace I am outta here!   
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Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???? “A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.”     

Answer:The Silence of the Lambs! This was said by Anthony Hopkins (Hannibal Lecter) to Jody Foster (Clarice Starling) as she had gone to interview him at the prison. She needed his help to track down another serial killer on the loose killing women. “The Silence of the Lambs” (1991) film won the top five Academy Awards: Best Picture, Best Director, Best Screenplay, Best Actor and Best Actress. At the 1992 Academy Awards, Billy Crystal made his initial appearance on stage wearing the same straitjacket and mask that Hannibal Lecter wore in the movie. He is quoted as saying that he felt he looked like the “goalie for the SAG (Screen Actors Guild) hockey team”.    

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  What movie is this quote from????  “It-it’s not as if she were a–a maniac–a raving thing. She just goes a little mad sometimes. We all go a little mad sometimes. Haven’t you?” 

TODAY’S MOVIE TRIVIA DIVIA OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS. KIM HILLYARD AND MS. CARRIE PALOMBO! GOOD JOB LADIES!

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Wednesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2008, try and identify which song or which artist.” “How can I put it? You put me on. I even fell for that stupid love song…” 

ANSWER: Since U Been Gone! “Since U Been Gone” debuted on the Billboard Hot 100 on December 18th, 2004 at number 70. Nearly four months later, on April 9th, 2005, the song peaked at number two and spent one week there. The song spent a total of 46 weeks on the Hot 100. Clarkson earned a Grammy from the song for “Best Female Pop Vocal Performance”. It was a worldwide success hitting number one in over a half dozen countries including Australia, the UK, Ireland and Austria. The album “Breakaway” produced five hits including the number seven hit “Because Of You”.   

Thursday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2005 try and identify which song or which artist.” “I got friends and you got friends, they hop out and you hop in…”
TODAY’S CRAZY SONG DIVIA AWARD GOES TO MS. CARRIE PALOMBO! GREAT JOB CARRIE!

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Wednesday’s Quizzler is..  

What proverb is hidden below?
Laughing out openly kills bees. Even foxy orangutans relish eating yellowy orange umbrellas. Leopards eat angry people.      

Answer: Look before you leap. Use the initial letters of each word.      

Thursday’s Quizzler is…  

In this teaser, I have given you a 9-letter word. Your job is to break up this word into 9 separate letters and place them on the dashes to spell a 7-letter word, a 5-letter word, and a 3-letter word. You can use each letter only once.

CULTIVATE
1. _ A _ I _ N _
2. _ O _ N _
3. _ C _  

TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO SWEETJAZZ! GREAT BRAINSTORMING JOB JAZZ! 

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