Welcome, ‏to Tuesday August 3rd.  How about some Songs to program by…
 
YESTERDAY ————— Yesterday, All those backups seemed a waste of pay. Now my database has gone away. Oh I believe in
yesterday.  Suddenly, There’s not half the files there used to be, And there’s a milestone hanging over me The system crashed so
suddenly. I pushed something wrong What it was I could not say. Now all my data’s gone and I long for yesterday-ay-ay-ay.
Yesterday, The need for back-ups seemed so far away. I knew my data was all here to stay, Now I believe in yesterday.
 
ELEANOR RIGBY ——————— Eleanor Rigby Sits at the keyboard And waits for a line on the screen Lives in a dream Waits for a signal Finding some code That will make the machine do some more. What is it for?
All the lonely users, where do they all come from? All the lonely users, why does it take so long?
Guru MacKenzie Typing the lines of a program that no one will run; Isn’t it fun? Look at him working, Munching some chips as he waits for the code to compile; It takes a while… All the lonely users, where do they all come from? All the lonely users, why does it take so long?
Eleanor Rigby Crashes the system and loses 6 hours of work; Feels like a jerk. Guru MacKenzie Wiping the crumbs off the
keys as he types in the code; Nothing will load. All the lonely users, where do they all come from? All the lonely users, why does it take so long?
 
UNIX MAN (Nowhere Man) ————————————
He’s a real UNIX Man Sitting in his UNIX LAN Making all his UNIX plans For nobody.
Knows the blocksize from du(1) Cares not where /dev/null goes to Isn’t he a bit like you And me?
UNIX Man, please listen(2) My lpd(8) is missin’ UNIX Man The wo-o-o-orld is at(1) your command.
He’s as wise as he can be Uses lex and yacc and C UNIX Man, can you help me At all? 
UNIX Man, don’t worry Test with time(1), don’t hurry UNIX Man The new kernel boots, just like you had planned.
He’s a real UNIX Man Sitting in his UNIX LAN Making all his UNIX plans For nobody … Making all his UNIX plans For
nobody.
 
WRITE IN C (“Let it Be”) ————————————
When I find my code in tons of trouble, Friends and colleagues come to me, Speaking words of wisdom: “Write in C.”
As the deadline fast approaches, And bugs are all that I can see, Somewhere, someone whispers: “Write in C.”
Write in C, Write in C, Write in C, oh, Write in C. LOGO’s dead and buried, Write in C. 
I used to write a lot of FORTRAN, For science it worked flawlessly. Try using it for graphics! Write in C. 
If you’ve just spent nearly 30 hours, Debugging some assembly,Soon you will be glad to Write in C.
Write in C, Write in C, Write in C, yeah, Write in C. BASIC’s not the answer. Write in C. 
Write in C, Write in C Write in C, oh, Write in C. Pascal won’t
quite cut it. Write in C. 
 
SOMETHING ————————
Something in the way it fails, Defies the algorithm’s logic!
Something in the way it coredumps… I don’t want to leave it now I’ll fix this problem somehow  Somewhere in the memory I know, A pointer’s got to be corrupted. Stepping in the debugger will show me… I don’t want to leave it now I’m too close to leave it now  You’re asking me can this code go? I don’t know, I don’t know… What sequence causes it to blow? I don’t know, I don’t know… Something in the initializing code? And all I have to do is think of it! Something in the listing will show me… I don’t want to leave it now I’ll fix this tonight I vow! 

Hey I’m just saying! Have a great Tuesday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace I am outta here! 
 
q u o t e s  o f  t h e  d a y  
“My mother was as religious as she was repressed. Her facts of life speech began with the phrase, ‘Satan takes many
forms…'” -Dana Gould 
 
“They say that kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray, which is a good thing to remember the next time you get
lonely.” -Fred Stoller 
 
“Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you
are a vegetarian.” –Dennis Wholey
 
 
G u a r a n t e e d  t o  R o l l  Y o u r  E y e s 

The summer after college graduation, I was living at home, fishing in the daytime, spending nights with my friends—
generally just hanging out. One afternoon my grandfather, who never went to college, stopped by. Concerned with how I was spending my time, he asked about
my future plans. I told him I was in no hurry to tie myself down to a career. “Well,” he replied, “you better start thinking about it.
You’ll be thirty before you know it.” “But I’m closer to twenty than to thirty,” I protested. “I won’t be thirty for eight more years.”
“I see,” he said, smiling. “And when will you be twenty again?” 

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Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???? “Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.”  

Answer: Casablanca! Yes, that’s right, “Casablanca” again. This was said by Humphrey Bogart in “Casablanca” (1942). He was talking to Sam, the piano player, after the nightclub had closed and he was drinking heavily and feeling depressed about seeing his former love appear that evening. Many classic lines probably are special because they touch a chord deep inside us all that many can relate to. Rent “Casablanca” the next time you have a free evening. If you haven’t seen it before, rent it because it is such a classic and you can see where these lines come from. I hope you enjoy the film. 

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  What movie is this quote from???? “I can see it’s dangerous for you, but if the government trusts me, maybe you could.”  
 
TODAY’S MOVIE TRIVIA DIVIA OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO SWEETJAZZ5! GREAT FILM SOLVING JAZZZZZZZ!

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Monday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2005, try and identify which song or which artist.”  “We like them boys that be in them ‘lacs leanin’, open they mouths, they grills gleamin'”

ANSWER:  “Soldier” by Destiny’s Child! “Soldier” was the second single off of Destiny’s Child’s album, “Destiny Fulfilled”. 
 
Tuesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2005 try and identify which song or which artist.”  “Think what that money could bring, I’d buy everything, clean out Vivien Westwood in my Galiano gown”
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Monday’s Quizzler is..  

In each of the following words, three letters, indicated by *’s, are missing. Each missing triplet is the name of an animal. Can you fill them in so that each creates a common word?
EDU***ION
PRE***SOR
BR***RY
PY***ID

Answer:  CAT, CUR, EWE, RAM. Making EDUCATION, PRECURSOR, BREWERY, PYRAMID.

Tuesday’s Quizzler is…  

In each equation below, part of a common name has been replaced with a definition for a word that is contained within that name. By answering the definition and completing the equation, you will find the name.
(Ric + difficult = ric + hard = Richard)

1. Wrath + ne =
2. O + friend =
3. I + morose + ora =
4. B + building extension + e =
5. S + relate a story + a = 

TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER AWARD GOES TO MS. CARRIE PALOMBO AND SWEETJAZZ5! GREAT QUIZZ SOLVING LADIES! 

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