Welcome, ‏to Wednesday August 3rd.   From the world of sports…

Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: “I wan’ all dem kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I
wan’ all the kids to copulate me.”

New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season: “I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards,
whichever comes first.”

And, upon hearing Joe Jacobi of the ‘Skins say: “I’d run over my own mother to win the Super Bowl,” Matt Millen of
the Raiders said: “To win, I’d run over Joe’s Mom, too.”

Torrin Polk, University of Houston receiver, on his coach, John Jenkins: “He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings.”

Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann, 1996: “Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is
a guy like Norman Einstein.”

Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh: “I’m going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes.”

Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach: “You guys line up alphabetically by height.” And, “You guys pair up
in groups of three, then line up in a circle.”

Boxing promoter Dan Duva on Mike Tyson hooking up again with promoter Don King: “Why would anyone expect him to
come out smarter? He went to prison for three years, not Princeton.”

Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer, on the Spartan training regime of heavyweight Andrew Golota: “He’s a guy who gets
up at six o’clock in the morning regardless of what time it is.”

Chuck Nevitt, North Carolina State basketball player, explaining to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at
practice: “My sister’s expecting a baby, and I don’t know if I’m going to be an uncle or an aunt.”

Frank Layden, Utah Jazz president, on a former player: “I told him, ‘Son, what is it with you? Is it ignorance or
apathy?’ He said, “Coach, I don’t know and I don’t care.”

Hey I’m just saying! Have a great Wednesday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace I am outta here! 
 
q u o t e s  o f  t h e  d a y  

“A woman in Colorado gave birth in the bathroom of a Starbucks. The baby was huge — I’m sorry, venti.” – Jimmy Fallon

“Brewers in Austria have created a cheese-infused beer. Didn’t that used to be called ‘vomit’?” – Jay Leno

“Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish.” – Steven Wright 

“The first time I came in contact with a reef shark, I was terrified. Let’s just say, I wouldn’t want to be the guy wearing the wetsuit after me.” -Craig Ferguson
 
“Health experts are now concerned that this bad economy may be causing Americans to gain weight. They call it recession pounds. You heard about this? You put on recession pounds during economic hardship. So guys, if your wife or girlfriend says, ‘Do these pants make me look like we’re in a recession?’ be careful what you say.” –Jay Leno
 
“A couple of days ago, there were UFO sightings in New Jersey. But don’t worry, it’s not an invasion — they were just looking for a place to dump a body.” -David Letterman   
 
G u a r a n t e e d  t o  R o l l  Y o u r  E y e s 

No one is more cautious than a first-time parent. Afte our daughter was big enough to ride on the back of my bicycle,
I bought a special carrier with a seat belt and got her a little helmet. The day of the first ride I put her in the seat, double-
checked all the equipment, wheeled the bike to the end of the driveway, carefully looked both ways and, swinging my
leg up over the crossbar, accidentally kicked her right in the chin.

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Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from????  “I can see it’s dangerous for you, but if the government trusts me, maybe you could.” 

Answer: Top Gun! LT. Pete “Maverick” Mitchell is the star in this high-flying adventure of the Navy’s top fighter pilots. This particular quote comes when Maverick is talking to Charlie and he is trying to get her interested in him. She, however, is his instructor and feels that it would be inappropriate to be in a relationship with him, to which he replies “I can see it’s dangerous for you, but if the government trusts me, maybe you could.” 

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  What movie is this quote from????  “I carried a watermelon”   
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Tuesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2005, try and identify which song or which artist.” “Think what that money could bring, I’d buy everything, clean out Vivien Westwood in my Galiano gown”

ANSWER:  “Rich Girl” by Gwen Stefani feat. Eve! Gwen Stefani rocks. I love this song. It was the second single off her debut solo album, “Love, Angel, Music, Baby”, which is also the name of her clothing line. 
 
Wednesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2005 try and identify which song or which artist.”  “Some people need 3 dozen roses, and that’s the only way to prove you love them, hand me the world on a silver platter, and what good would it be”
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Monday’s Quizzler is..  
In each equation below, part of a common name has been replaced with a definition for a word that is contained within that name. By answering the definition and completing the equation, you will find the name.
(Ric + difficult = ric + hard = Richard)

1. Wrath + ne =
2. O + friend =
3. I + morose + ora =
4. B + building extension + e =
5. S + relate a story + a =

 Answer: 1. Ire + ne = Irene
2. O+ pal = Opal
3. I + sad + ora = Isadora
4. B + ell + e = Belle
5. S + tell + a = Stella
 

Tuesday’s Quizzler is…  

A Triple is a Series with 6 sets, each with 3 numbers apiece. The relationship between the first two numbers is the same throughout all of the sets, and the relationship between the last two numbers is also the same, however, it is different than the first relationship. Try and find the missing numbers:

2 5 10
3 10 20
4 17 34
5 __ __
_ 37 __
_ __ 100 

TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER AWARD GOES TO MS. ANDREA L. BANKS! GREAT QUIZZ SOLVING ANDREA! 

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