Welcome, ‏to Thursday August 12th.  So here’s the story, as a jet was flying over Arizona on a clear day, the copilot was providing his passengers with a running commentary about landmarks over the PA system. “Coming up on the right, you can see the Meteor Crater, which is a major tourist attraction in northern Arizona. It was formed when a lump of nickel and iron, roughly 150 feet in diameter and weighing 300,000 tons, struck the earth 50,000 years ago at about 40,000 miles an hour, scattering white-hot debris for miles in every direction. The hole measures nearly a mile across and is 570 feet deep.” The lady sitting next to me exclaimed: “Wow, look! It just missed the highway!” Hey I’m just saying! Have a great Thursday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace I am outta here!  
 
Q u o t e s  o f  t h e  d a y 

“A team of British engineers have developed a car that runs on human waste. I’ll bet that new car smell doesn’t last very long.” -Jay Leno
 
“Health officials in Oregon have shut down a 7-year-old girl’s lemonade stand because she didn’t have a license. Officials haven’t issued a statement yet. They’re busy popping balloon animals and stomping on sand castles.” -Craig Ferguson
 
“A farmer in Idaho unknowingly watered and fertilized more than 300 marijuana plants. He should have realized something was up when his alarm went off and his rooster was like, ‘Bro, I’m trying to sleep over here!'” -Jimmy Fallon
  
  
G u a r a n t e e d  t o  R o l l  Y o u r  E y e s 

While visiting Annapolis, a lady tourist noticed several students on their hands and knees assessing the courtyard with pencils and clipboards in hand.
“What are they doing?” she asked the tour guide. “Each year,” he replied with a grin, “the upperclassmen ask the freshmen how many bricks it took to finish paving this
courtyard.”  When they were out of earshot of the freshmen, the curious lady asked the guide: “So, what’s the answer?” The guide replied: “One.” 
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Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???? “Keyboard. How quaint.”    

Answer:  Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home! Scotty, Captain Kirk’s chief engineer on the Starship Enterprise, is used to being able to talk to the computer and to have it respond appropriately. When told to use the keyboard he begins very slowly until he gets the hang of it. Within seconds he produces a computer model for transparent aluminum. In this particular adventure, the crew of the Enterprise has traveled back to 1986. They must make a whale tank in which to transport a pair of whales forward to the 2200s. The whales, extinct in Kirk and Scotty’s time, are needed to stop the destruction being caused by a probe in the 23rd century. 

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  What movie is this quote from????  “Components. American components, Russian Components, all made in Taiwan!”  

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Wednesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2005, try and identify which song or which artist.”  “Have you always been inside, waiting to breathe? It’s alright, sunlight on my face, I wake up, and yeah, I’m alive”

ANSWER: “On The Way Down” by Ryan Cabrera  

Thursday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2005 try and identify which song or which artist.” “Look at your watch now, you’re still a super hot female, you got your million-dollar contract, and they’re all waiting for your hot track.”

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Wednesday’s Quizzler is..  

Professor C. D. Rock took his kids on a fieldtrip. Unfortunately, he took them to a library, only to get a dictionary out. He led them to a few words, and told them to study the word a little bit.   In order he led them to the words; Basic, Elf, Haiti, Kill, and No. He then gave them a list of words.

A. Quarrel
B. Quick
C. Quaint
D. Quite
E. Queen
F. Quibble
G. Quilt
H. Query
I. Quarter
J. Quote
K. Quotient

And then asked “which word, from the list, comes next?” Can you figure it out?   

 Answer: I. Quarter

The first and last letter of each word in order are in alphabetical order, skipping a letter between words.

BasiC, (D) ElF, (G) HaitI, (J) KilL, (M) NO, (P) QuarteR 

Thursday’s Quizzler is…   

In this teaser, I have given you 4 words. Beside each word is a series of letter groupings. Your task is to find the answer to the word on the left by choosing one letter from each of the letter groups to the right of each clue.

Example:

Statuette: fro evi gse rpu lor nai ngd rep

Answer:

Fgo evI Gse rpU loR naI Ngd rEp = FIGURINE

1. Building: ant uhp yte alk ttr wrq ase
2. Kettledrum: qwt gig hjm klp all rnq tti
3. Image: ppo ghi kcl axt dug   

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