Welcome, ‏to Tuesday August 17th. Dictionary of Evaluation Comments.  Some of you might like to know what the supervisor is really saying in all
those glowing employee work performance evaluations s/he keeps cranking out.

AVERAGE: Not too bright.

EXCEPTIONALLY WELL QUALIFIED: Has committed no major blunders to date.

ACTIVE SOCIALLY: Drinks heavily.

ZEALOUS ATTITUDE: Opinionated.

CHARACTER ABOVE REPROACH: Still one step ahead of the law.

UNLIMITED POTENTIAL: Will stick with us until retirement.

QUICK THINKING: Offers plausible excuses for errors.

TAKES PRIDE IN WORK: Conceited.

TAKES ADVANTAGE OF EVERY OPPERTUNITY TO PROGRESS: Buys drinks for superiors.

INDIFFERENT TO INSTRUCTION: Knows more than superiors.

STERN DISCIPLINARIAN: A real jerk.

TACTFUL IN DEALING WITH SUPERIORS: Knows when to keep mouth shut.

APPROACHES DIFFICULT PROBLEMS WITH LOGIC: Finds someone else to do the job.

A KEEN ANALYST: Thoroughly confused.

NOT A DESK PERSON: Did not go to college.

EXPRESSES SELF WELL: Can string two sentences together.

SPENDS EXTRA HOURS ON THE JOB: Miserable home life.

CONSCIENTIOUS AND CAREFUL: Scared.

METICULOUS IN ATTENTION TO DETAIL: A nitpicker.

DEMONSTRATES QUALITIES OF LEADERSHIP: Has a loud voice. 
 
Hey I’m just saying! Have a incredible Tuesday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace I am outta here!  
 
Q u o t e s  o f  t h e  d a y 

“I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well.” –Robert Benchley 
 
“Standing ovations have become far too commonplace. What we need are ovations where the audience members all punch and
kick one another.” –George Carlin 
 
“There’s a huge hole in the whole Flood drama, because anything that could float or swim got away scot-free, and it
was the idea to wipe out everything, He didn’t say, “I will kill everything, except the floating ones and the swimming
ones, who will get out due to a loophole.” –Eddie Izzard      
  
G u a r a n t e e d  t o  R o l l  Y o u r  E y e s 

At a friend’s wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower girl and her young escort to come down the aisle.
The boy stopped at every pew, growling at the guests. When asked afterward why he behaved so badly, he explained, “I was just trying to be a good ring bear.” 
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Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???? “Klaatu barada nikto”  

Answer:  The Day the Earth Stood Still. The phrase “Klaatu barada nikto” comes from the 1951 science fiction movie “The Day the Earth Stood Still”. The phrase “Gort! Klaatu barada nikto!” is used to stop Gort, the movie’s seven foot tall robot, from destroying the Earth. The phrase may be better known from its use in the 1992 movie “Army of Darkness”. The aliens originally come to Earth because of Earth’s advances in atomic weapons and missile technology, which could potentially threaten the peace of the galaxy. The aliens are there to warn the people to be peaceful or be destroyed. 

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  What movie is this quote from????  Mrs. White: ‘Are you a cop?’ Mr. Green: ‘No I’m a plant.’Miss. Scarlet: ‘A plant? I thought men like you were usually called a fruit.’

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Monday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2005, try and identify which song or which artist.” “You’ll never stop me, nothing you say today, is gonna bring me down,(shut up, shut up, shut up),is gonna bring me down…”

ANSWER:  Still Not Getting Any! “Reanimation” is actually the name of Linkin Park’s 2002 album. “The Young And The Hopeless” is Good Charlotte’s album from 2002. “No Pads, No Helmet…Just Balls” is Simple Plan’s debut album from 2002.

Tuesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2005 try and identify which song or which artist.”  “Step by step, heart to heart, left right left, we all fall down like toy soldiers, bit by bit, torn apart, we never win, but the battle wages on for toy soldiers.”

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Monday’s Quizzler is..  

I have given you a starting word (a clue). Your job is to fill in the blanks with a 4-letter word that matches the clue already given. This 4-letter word must complete the 7-letter word next to it. Have fun!
1. Therefore = ? = V_ _ TI _ _
2. Whirl = ? = A _ _ IR _ _
3. Demeanour = ? = A _ B _ _ _ T
4. Shoestring = ? = G _ _ _ I _ R

Answer: 1. Therefore = ergo = V e r TI g o
2. Whirl = spin = A s p IR i n
3. Demeanour = mien = A m B i e n T
4. Shoestring = lace = G l a c I e R 

Tuesday’s Quizzler is…   

Can you determine the professions/jobs described below? Each clue is an anagram of the answer.

One Word
1. Co-star
2. A stew, sir
3. Parish post
4. The classroom
5. Restore plush

Two Words (first word is “a” or “the”)
6. Draws tea
7. Hits them
8. Ah, part chemist
9. He got star lore
10. As he got a hot relic

Two Words
11. Psalm teacher
12. Change car’s image

Bonus (three words, first word is “the”)
13. These surname counters 

TODAYS QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO SWEETJAZZ5 AND MS. ANDREA L. BANKS!  INCREDIBLE QUIZZ SOLVING BANKS AND JAZZZZZ!

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