Welcome, ‏to Tuesday September 14, 2010.  Dictionary of Evaluation Comments…………

Some of you might like to know what the supervisor is really saying in all those glowing employee work performance evaluations s/he keeps cranking out.

AVERAGE: Not too bright.

EXCEPTIONALLY WELL QUALIFIED: Has committed no major blunders to date.

ACTIVE SOCIALLY: Drinks heavily.

ZEALOUS ATTITUDE: Opinionated.

CHARACTER ABOVE REPROACH: Still one step ahead of the law.

UNLIMITED POTENTIAL: Will stick with us until retirement.

QUICK THINKING: Offers plausible excuses for errors.

TAKES PRIDE IN WORK: Conceited.

TAKES ADVANTAGE OF EVERY OPPERTUNITY TO PROGRESS: Buys drinks for superiors.

INDIFFERENT TO INSTRUCTION: Knows more than superiors.

STERN DISCIPLINARIAN: A real jerk.

TACTFUL IN DEALING WITH SUPERIORS: Knows when to keep mouth shut.

APPROACHES DIFFICULT PROBLEMS WITH LOGIC: Finds someone else to do the job.

A KEEN ANALYST: Thoroughly confused.

NOT A DESK PERSON: Did not go to college.

EXPRESSES SELF WELL: Can string two sentences together.

SPENDS EXTRA HOURS ON THE JOB: Miserable home life.

CONSCIENTIOUS AND CAREFUL: Scared.

METICULOUS IN ATTENTION TO DETAIL: A nitpicker.

DEMONSTRATES QUALITIES OF LEADERSHIP: Has a loud voice.

JUDGEMENT IS USUALLY SOUND: Lucky.

MAINTAINS PROFESSIONAL ATTITUDE: A snob.

KEEN SENSE OF HUMOR: Knows lots of dirty jokes.

STRONG ADHERENCE TO PRINCIPLES: Stubborn.

GETS ALONG EXTREMELY WELL WITH SUPERIORS AND SUBORDINATES ALIKE: A coward.

SLIGHTLY BELOW AVERAGE: Stupid.

OF GREAT VALUE TO THE ORGANIZATION: Turns in work on time.

IS UNUSUALLY LOYAL: Wanted by no-one else.

ALERT TO COMPANY DEVELOPMENTS: An office gossip.

REQUIRES WORK-VALUE ATTITUDINAL READJUSTMENT: Lazy and hard-headed.

HARD WORKER: Usually does it the hard way.

ENJOYS JOB: Needs more to do.

HAPPY: Paid too much.

WELL ORGANIZED: Does too much busywork.

COMPETENT: Is still able to get work done if supervisor helps.

CONSULTS WITH SUPERVISOR OFTEN: Annoying.

WILL GO FAR: Relative of management.

SHOULD GO FAR: Please.

USES TIME EFFECTIVELY: Clock watcher.

VERY CREATIVE: Finds 22 reasons to do anything except original work.

USES RESOURSES WELL: Delegates everything.

DESERVES PROMOTION: Create new title to make h/h feel appreciated. 
    
Hey I’m just saying! Have an incredible Tuesday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace I am outta here!     

q u o t e s  o f   t h e   d a y 

After giving birth, I quit my job. The exit questionnaire
asked, “What steps would have prevented you from leaving?”
My answer: “Birth control.”
 
If the left side of your brain controls the right side of
your body, then only left-handed people are in their right
mind. 
 
“There is so much good in the worst of us, and so much bad
in the best of us, that it ill behooves any of us to find
fault with the rest of us.” –James Truslow Adams

G u a r a n t e e d  t o  R o l l  Y o u r  E y e s 

One of our clients brought in his massive Doberman pinscher to be spayed. As a veterinary assistant, I escort the patient into the doctor’s office. Before taking this dog’s leash, I glimpsed those large teeth of hers and asked the owner, “Is she friendly?”  “Friendly?” said the man. “Friendly? She’s had five litters! How much ‘friendlier’ than that can she get?”  

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Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???? “You’re not such a bad guy. You just dress badly.”   

Answer: Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust! D’s left hand says this to him at the end of “Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust” (2004), when D politely says that he and Layla are old friends, and turns down an invitation to Layla’s granddaughter’s home to meet Layla’s son and daughter-in-law. “Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust” deals with D trying to save a young woman from a vampire. He has competition, by the name of the Markus brothers, who have also been hired to save the young woman. All the Markus Brothers, except their adoptive sister, die during the rescue. Layla and D become friends, and at the end of the movie D is visiting Layla’s grave. He turns down an invitation to Layla’s granddaughter’s house and rides slowly away. This movie is the sequel to “Vampire Hunter D” (1986). Both are classic anime movies.

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  What movie is this quote from????  “Richard, do you want to get shot?”

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Monday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2005, try and identify which song or which artist.” “Is that the one you used to date? Why she hanging around here, what her story?”  

ANSWER: First! Lindsay Lohan just recently dyed her hair blonde.   

Tuesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2005 try and identify which song or which artist.”  “Empty spaces fill me up with holes distant faces with no place left to go.”?

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Monday’s Quizzler is..  

In this teaser, your job is form eight (8) complete words from list A, B, & C. In each list, there are parts of words. Choose one word part from each list (A, B, C) to form the new word. Example: CORN + ERST + ONE = CORNERSTONE

List A:
FOR
ANT
EM
BOO
PER
IN
MAT
NO

List B:
CUB
IS
ME
ON
IT
EN
AD
PA

List C:
COPE
THY
DAY
SIC
ATE
RUST
RANG
OR   

ANSWER:  1. FORENSIC, 2. ANTITRUST, 3. EMPATHY, 4. BOOMERANG, 5. PERISCOPE, 6. INCUBATE, 7. MATADOR, 8. NOONDAY 

Tuesday’s Quizzler is…  

In this teaser you have two tasks. First, you need to fill in the correct blank letter of each word. Second, when you have done this, each letter then needs to be transferred to the numbered blanks in order to discover the keyword.

1. hy_ra
2. f_b
3. dra_hm
4. de_ain
5. p_nt
6. pr_be
7. pi_tle
8. p_ten
9. pa_titive
10. _ard

1. _ 2. _ 3._ 4. _ 5. _ 6. _ 7. _ 8. _ 9. _ 10. _      

TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO SWEETJAZZ5 AND MS ANDREA L. BANKS!  GREAT JOB LADIES!     

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