Welcome, ‏to Wednesday September 15, 2010.   You Know alcohol should be served at work because…

1. It’s an incentive to show up.

2. It reduces stress.

3. It leads to more honest communications.

4. It reduces complaints about low pay.

5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.

6. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.

7. It helps save on heating costs in the winter.

8. It encourages carpooling.

9. Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don’t care.

10. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.

11. It makes fellow employees look better.

12. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.

13. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.

14. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.

15. Suddenly, burping during a meeting isn’t so embarrassing.

16. Employees work later since there’s no longer a need to relax at the bar.

17. It makes everyone more open with their ideas.

18. Everyone agrees the work is better after they’ve had a couple of drinks.

19. Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their lunch break.

20. Increases the chance of seeing your boss naked.

21. It promotes foreign relations with the former Soviet Union.

22. The janitor’s closet will finally have a use.

23. Employees no longer need coffee to sober up.

24. Sitting on the copy machine will no longer be seen as “gross.”

25. Babbling and mumbling incoherently will be common language. 
     
Hey I’m just saying! Have an wonderful Wednesday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace I am outta here!     

q u o t e s  o f   t h e   d a y 

“Real freedom lies in wildness, not in civilization.”
– Charles Lindbergh

“A little government and a little luck are necessary in
life, but only a fool trusts either of them.”
– P. J. O’Rourke

“It’s choice – not chance – that determines your destiny.”
– Jean Nidetch 

“A new report found that 40 percent of kids in New York City
are overweight or obese. While the other 60 percent are just
both.” -Jimmy Fallon
 
“I like Medieval Times, but if they wanted to have a real
medieval experience, they would knock out half your teeth
and give you food that would give you dysentery.”
-Craig Ferguson
 
“President Obama insisted that the U.S. economy is still
showing improvement. And he said you can take that to the
bank, if you can find any that are still open.” -Jay Leno

G u a r a n t e e d  t o  R o l l  Y o u r  E y e s 

Although I knew our commanding officer hated doling out weekend passes, I thought I had a good reason. “My wife is pregnant and I want to be with her,” I told
the C.O. Much to my surprise he said, “Permission granted.” Inspired by my success, a fellow soldier also requested a weekend pass. His wife wasn’t pregnant, so when the C.O.
asked why he should grant him permission, my friend responded, “My wife is getting pregnant this weekend and I want to be with her.”  

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Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from????  “Richard, do you want to get shot?”

Answer:  The Fugitive! Dr. Richard Kimball is falsely accused of murdering his wife, and is pursued by Deputy U.S. Marshall, Sam Gerard, after a train hits the bus that was bringing him to prison. Kimball has come to a dead end in a drainage tunnel spilling off over a dam. Gerard orders Kimball to put his gun down, turn around, and get down on the ground, while standing in the drain pipe that spills over the dam. He asks this when Kimball hesitates in complying. I don’t know, I’d take getting shot over jumping off of that dam!  

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  What movie is this quote from???? “Pragmatism. Is that all you have to offer?” 

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Tuesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2005, try and identify which song or which artist.” “Empty spaces fill me up with holes distant faces with no place left to go.”?  

ANSWER: Incomplete! The Backstreet Boys reunited in 2005 after a four year absence.   

Wednesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2005 try and identify which song or which artist.”  “Don’t be afraid to touch”? _________________________________________________________________________
 
Tuesday’s Quizzler is..  

In this teaser you have two tasks. First, you need to fill in the correct blank letter of each word. Second, when you have done this, each letter then needs to be transferred to the numbered blanks in order to discover the keyword.

1. hy_ra
2. f_b
3. dra_hm
4. de_ain
5. p_nt
6. pr_be
7. pi_tle
8. p_ten
9. pa_titive
10. _ard

1. _ 2. _ 3._ 4. _ 5. _ 6. _ 7. _ 8. _ 9. _ 10. _

ANSWER: 1. hyDra, 2. fIb, 3. draChm, 4. deTain, 5. pInt, 6. prObe, 7. piNtle, 8. pAten
9. paRtitive, 10. Yard

Keyword: DICTIONARY
        

Wednesday’s Quizzler is… 

In this teaser your job is to try and discover a shorter word within the given word that relates to the theme. The word must be an extension of the ‘theme’ word. The letters of the hidden word are NOT jumbled.

Example:

Theme: NIGHT______

Sneaky = SKY (NIGHT SKY)

Theme: NIGHT______

1. Amplifier = ? (NIGHT______)
2. Vowel = ? (NIGHT______)
3. Counteract = ? (NIGHT______)
4. Persimmon = ? (NIGHT______)       

TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO SWEETJAZZ5 AND MS ANDREA L. BANKS!  GREAT JOB AGAIN LADIES!     

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