Welcome, ‏to Thursday September 16, 2010. Deep Thoughts for Thursday….
 
I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they choose a king, I hope they don’t just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas.

It takes a big man to cry, but it takes an even bigger man to laugh at that man.

I’d rather be rich than stupid.

I guess we were all guilty, in a way. We all shot him, we all skinned him, and we all got a complimentary bumper sticker that read, “I helped skin Bob.”

I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash is they don’t want anybody walking in and lying down in some crash stuff, then, when somebody comes up, act like they just woke up and go, “What was THAT?!”

The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.

If you define cowardice as running away at the first sign of danger, screaming and tripping and begging for mercy, then yes, Mr. Brave Man, I guess I am a coward.

Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won’t bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it would be like ambition.
      
Hey I’m just saying! Have an interesting Thursday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace I am outta here!     

q u o t e s  o f   t h e   d a y 
 
Steven Wright…….
 
The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle making shadows of people on a tree.

I had a dream that all the victims of The Pill came back… Boy, were they mad!

The Stones, I love the Stones. I watch them whenever I can. Fred, Barney…

I like to fill my tub up with water, then turn the shower on and act like I’m in a submarine that’s been hit.

It doesn’t matter what temperature the room is, it’s always room temperature.

I have two very rare photographs. One is a picture of Houdini locking his keys in his car. The other is a rare photograph of Norman Rockwell beating up a child.

I went to the eye doctor and found out I needed glasses for reading. So, I got some flip-up contact lenses.

Winny would spend all of his time practicing limbo. He got pretty good. He could go under a rug.

I filled out an application that said, “In Case Of Emergency Notify”. I wrote “Doctor”… What’s my mother going to do?
    

G u a r a n t e e d  t o  R o l l  Y o u r  E y e s 

 A man who had been in a mental home for some years finally seemed to have improved to the point where it was thought he might be released. The head of the institution, in a fit of commendable caution, decided, however, to interview him first. “Tell me,” said he, “if we release you, as we are considering doing, what do you intend to do with your life?’
The inmate said, “It would be wonderful to get back to real life and if I do, I will certainly refrain from making my former mistake. I was a nuclear physicist, you know, and it was the stress of my work in weapons research that helped put me here. If I am released, I shall confine myself to work in pure theory, where I trust the situation will be less difficult and stressful.” “Marvelous,” said the head of the institution. “Or else,” ruminated the inmate. “I might teach. There is something to be said for spending one’s life in bringing up a new generation of scientists.” “Absolutely,” said the head. “Then again, I might write. There is considerable need for books on science for the general public. Or I might even write a novel based on my experiences in this fine institution.” “An interesting possibility,” said the head. “And finally, if none of these things appeals to me, I can always continue to be a teakettle.” 

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Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???? “Pragmatism. Is that all you have to offer?”   

 Answer: Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead! “Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead” is Tom Stoppard’s adaptation of Shakeapeare’s “Hamlet”. This screenplay is true to the stage production and is full of quotable routines and one-liners. Gary Oldman and Tim Roth play the title characters of Rosencrantz and Guildenstern as they go through the story of “Hamlet”. This story shows us what the characters are doing when they aren’t “on stage”.  After the Player (played by Richard Dreyfuss) tells the pair that “he knows which way the wind is blowing”, a reference to Hamlet’s “when the wind is southerly I know a hawk from a handsaw.” Guildenstern proceeds to go into a long monologue about how to tell which direction the wind is blowing, based upon the time of day and the position of the sun.  Rosencrantz is getting sick of Guildenstern’s long monologue and asks him “Why don’t you go take a look?” Guildenstern responds with this great line.    

 Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  What movie is this quote from???? “Would you be prepared if gravity reversed itself?”

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Wednesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2005, try and identify which song or which artist.” “Don’t be afraid to touch”?  

 ANSWER: Touch Amerie!  Amerie recorded a song for the hit movie “Hitch”, featuring Will Smith ‘nd Eva Mendes.   

 Thursday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2005 try and identify which song or which artist.” “My name is Mike Jones, don’t act like you dont know the name”. 

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Wednesday’s Quizzler is..  

In this teaser your job is to try and discover a shorter word within the given word that relates to the theme. The word must be an extension of the ‘theme’ word. The letters of the hidden word are NOT jumbled. Example: Theme: NIGHT______ Sneaky = SKY (NIGHT SKY)
Theme: NIGHT______

1. Amplifier = ? (NIGHT______)
2. Vowel = ? (NIGHT______)
3. Counteract = ? (NIGHT______)
4. Persimmon = ? (NIGHT______)     

ANSWER: 1. Amplifier = LIFE (NIGHT LIFE)
2. Vowel = OWL (NIGHT OWL)
3. Counteract = COURT (NIGHT COURT)
4. Persimmon = PERSON (NIGHT PERSON) 

Thursday’s Quizzler is… 

In this teaser your job is to try and discover a shorter word within the given word that relates to the theme. The word must be an extension of the ‘theme’ word. The letters of the hidden word are NOT jumbled.

Example:

Theme: NIGHT______

Sneaky = SKY (NIGHT SKY)

Theme: DAY _______

1. Jacob = ? (DAY _______)
2. Clapboard = ? (DAY _______)
3. Champagne = ? (DAY _______)
4. Orange = ? (DAY _______)   

 TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE WEEK AWARD GOES TO SWEETJAZZ5 AND MS ANDREA L. BANKS!  INCREDIBLE JOB 3 DAYS IN A ROW!     

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