Welcome, ‏to Tuesday October 5, 2010.   Signs You’re Really Broke………

American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!”

Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a fine restaurant.

You’re formulating a plan to rob the food bank.

You’ve rolled so many pennies, you’ve formed a psychic bond with Abe.

Long distance companies no longer call you to switch.

Your credit card companies raised the rates from 6.9% to 24.9%.

You see your roommate as a large fried chicken in tennis shoes.

You receive care packages from Europe.

Your bologna has no first name.

You rob Peter…and then rob Paul.

You finally clean your house, hoping to find change.

You think of a lottery ticket as an investment.

You give blood everyday – for the orange juice.

McDonalds supplies you with all your kitchen condiments.

Consumer Credit Counseling services said “No.”

The neighborhood dog stopped sniffing at your pockets.

 Hey I’m just saying! Have a incredible Tuesday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace I am outta here!    

 Q u o t e s  o f  t h e  d a y !  

 “It’s autumn in New York. You can tell too. Today I saw a
sidewalk vendor putting anti-freeze in the hot dog water.”
–Dave Letterman 
 
“Today, the MacArthur Foundation gave out its annual ‘Genius’
awards. This year’s awards went to a journalist, a mental
health scientist, and a couple who sold their house three
years ago.” -Conan O’Brien
 
“It’s officially fall. You can always tell it’s fall in L.A.
because the air gets crisper; the days get a little shorter;
the leaves turn from on fire to not on fire.” -Jimmy Kimmel 
 
“Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes we
want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.”
–Tim Allen 
 
“If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, set
them on fire.” 
 
Luckily for me, the CD carrying case I just bought came with
meticulous instructions. “The CD unit,” read the directions,
“automatically becomes portable when carried.” 

 G u a r a n t e e d  t o  R o l l  Y o u r  E y e s

 Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the channels, and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, and then sat down on the steps. Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, “I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a blind cop…”    

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Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???? “Let me see, I know how to fence and you don’t… Or I have class and you don’t. Take your pick.” and “YOU’RE nervous?! An 11 year old is cutting my hair!” 

 Answer:  The Parent Trap! “The Parent Trap” (1998) is about two twins, Annie and Hallie, who were separated when they were babies, because their parents split up. Elizabeth (the mother) took Annie with her to England, whereas Nick (the father), stayed in California with Hallie. However, Annie and Hallie accidentally meet when their parents both send them to the same camp for the summer and they end up switching places in order to get to know their other parent and bring Elizabeth and Nick back together again! Annie says both these lines to Hallie when they are at camp. The first quote is said when Annie is comparing how different she is to Hallie, and the second quote is said when Hallie is cutting Annie’s hair to make them look identical so that they can switch places. 

 Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  What movie is this quote from???? “What are we going to do about this dinner?” “We have blue soup to start, orange pudding to end, and, well, for a main course you have congealed green gunge.”

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Monday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2005, try and identify which song or which artist.” “Do the rock away…” 

 ANSWER: “Lean Back”-Terror Squad! The music video for “Lean Back” had to be shot twice because of weather conditions. 

 Tuesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2005 try and identify which song or which artist.” “I’m just a crazy kind of girl, I’ll tell it to the world”.  

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Monday’s Quizzler is..  

In this teaser, you are to start with the word ‘HALF’, and then each time, change a letter to make a new word. You need to continue this process until you reach the word ‘BACK’.
You must do this in four (4) turns.

Good luck.

HALF
_ _ _ _
_ _ _ _
_ _ _ _

BACK   

ANSWER: HALF, HALE, BALE, BALK, BACK  

Tuesday’s Quizzler is… 

In this teaser you are to try and unscramble the set of letters in each set of brackets to complete these quotations. Good luck!

1. We may (FMFIAR) absolutely that (OHTNGIN) great in the (DWLOR) has been (DAECHCSOIMLP) without (NSPOAIS).

2. (ELVI) as if you (ERWE) to die (WTMOROOR). (NLREA) as if you were to (LIEV) (ORERVEF).

3. The way to get (DSETRAT) is to (UQTI) (GLATNIK) and (NBEIG) (ODGNI).      

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