Welcome, ‏to Wednesday October 6, 2010.  The Funny Side of Marriage……………. 

One woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your
wedding ring on the wrong finger?” The other replied,
“Well, yes, but I married the wrong man.”

Getting married is very much like going out to a
restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then
when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you
had ordered that.

Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his
bachelor’s degree and the woman gets her master’s.

Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts
of Africa a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries
her? Dad: That happens in most countries, son.

A man once said, “I never knew what real happiness was
until I got married; and then it was too late.”

A man took out a classified ad saying “Wife wanted”.
The next day he received a hundred responses saying “You
can have mine.”

Some men define marriage as a very expensive way to get
your laundry done free.

And some learn that the most effective way to remember
your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you
know that either the wife is new – or the car is.

Husband: “You know, I was a fool when I married you.”
Wife: “Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t care!”
   
Hey I’m just saying! Have a wonderful Wednesday people, and
whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace I am outta here!   

Q u o t e s  o f  t h e  d a y !  

“Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative.”
– Oscar Wilde

“The best way to keep one’s word is not to give it.”
– Napoleon Bonaparte

“A good listener is a good talker with a sore throat.”
– Katharine Whitehorn 
 

W h a t ‘ s  O n  t h e  W e b ? 

PEEL THE POTATO

From the Gorillaz website comes this fun and addicting
game. See how fast you can peel the potato!

Visit: http://bit.ly/bwmAbl
 
 
ROCKSTAR NAME

Here come faceless robots to the rescue in the form of
Music Name Generators to tell us our Rap Star, Pop Star,
Country Star, and Rock Star Names.

Visit: http://rockstarname.com   

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Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???? “What are we going to do about this dinner?” “We have blue soup to start, orange pudding to end, and, well, for a main course you have congealed green gunge.” 

Answer: Bridget Jones’ Diary! “Bridget Jones’ Diary” is a classic romantic comedy all about the life of Bridget Jones, who is single and in her 30s, and wants to meet the right man for her. She decides to take control of her life by keeping a diary, to tell the truth about her, such as whether or not she has lost any weight or cut down on smoking and drinking alcohol. But it turns out hard for Bridget to find the right man, particularly as she has the tendency to say whatever is on her mind at the time! The first quote (“What are we going to do about this dinner?”) is said by Bridget and the reply (“We have blue soup to start, orange pudding to end, and, well, for a main course you have congealed green gunge.”) is from Mark Darcy. This is said when it is Bridget’s birthday, and Bridget tries to cook dinner but it does not turn out very well! 

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  What movie is this quote from???? “Hey listen, Sparky. I have a masters in journalism from Columbia, my boss loves me, and if I do it her way for a while, I can write about whatever I want.” “Like shoes?”

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Tuesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2005, try and identify which song or which artist.” “I’m just a crazy kind of girl, I’ll tell it to the world”.    

ANSWER: Britney Spears sings this song and it is called “I’ve Just Begun Having My Fun”.   

Wednesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2005 try and identify which song or which artist.” “Everybodys trying to be living like a celebrity, do what they see on MTV”

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Tuesday’s Quizzler is..  

In this teaser you are to try and unscramble the set of letters in each set of brackets to complete these quotations. Good luck!

1. We may (FMFIAR) absolutely that (OHTNGIN) great in the (DWLOR) has been (DAECHCSOIMLP) without (NSPOAIS).
2. (ELVI) as if you (ERWE) to die (WTMOROOR). (NLREA) as if you were to (LIEV) (ORERVEF).
3. The way to get (DSETRAT) is to (UQTI) (GLATNIK) and (NBEIG) (ODGNI). 

 ANSWER:  1. We may (AFFIRM) absolutely that (NOTHING) great in the (WORLD) has been (ACCOMPLISHED) without (PASSION).
Hegel

2. (LIVE) as if you (WERE) to die (TOMORROW). (LEARN) as if you were to (LIVE) (FOREVER).
M.K. Gandhi

3. The way to get (STARTED) is to (QUIT) (TALKING) and (BEGIN) (DOING).
Walt Disney

 Wednesday’s Quizzler is… 

For each of the following four words, come up with another English word that uses all THE SAME letters but in a different order.

The four words you come up with will rhyme with one another.

ONSET
NEWS
WRONG
HORNET   

  TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER AWARD GOES ONCE AGAIN TO SWEETJAZZ5! INSPIRING SOLVING JOB JAZZZZZZ!  

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