Welcome, ‏to Monday October 11, 2010.  Things You’ll Never Hear A Woman Say…….

What do you mean today’s our anniversary?

Can we not talk to each other tonight? I’d rather just watch TV.

Ohh, this diamond ring is way too big!!

And for our honeymoon we’re going fishing in Alaska!

Aww, don’t stop for directions, I’m sure you’ll be able to figure out how to get there.

Is that phone for me? Tell ’em I’m not here.

I don’t care if it is on sale, 300 dollars is too much for a designer dress.

Hey I’m just saying! Have a refreshing Monday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace I am outta here!    

Q u o t e s  o f  t h e  d a y !  

“My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.” – Jimmy Durante.
 
“I’m spending a year dead for tax reasons.” – Douglas Adams.”
 
 The definition of a consultant: Someone who borrows your watch, tells you the time and then charges you for the privilege.” – Times newspaper

“The first rule of business is: Do other men for they would do you.” – Charles Dickens.
 
“A Lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth.” – Patrick Murray.
 
“Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.” – Will Rogers.
 
“The Scottish verdict ‘not proven’ means ‘guilty, but don’t do it again’.” – Winifred Duke.
 
“Gentlemen prefer bonds.” – Andrew Mellon.  

G u a r a n t e e d  t o  R o l l  Y o u r  E y e s 

A man was on holiday in the depths of Louisiana, where he tried to buy some Alligator shoes. However he was not prepared to pay the high prices, and after having failed to haggle the vendor down to a reasonable price level, ended up shouting “I don’t give two hoots for your shoes man, I’ll go and kill my own “croc!,” to which the shopkeeper replied, “by all means, just watch out for those two “ole boys” who are doing the same!”.  So the man went out into the Bayou, and after a while saw two men with spears, standing still in the water. ‘They must be the ‘ole boys’ he thought. Just at that point he noticed an alligator moving in the water towards one of them. The guy stood completely passive, even as the gator came ever closer.  Just as the beast was about to swallow him, he struck home with his spear and wrestled the gator up onto the beach, where several already laying Together the two guys threw the gator onto its back, where-upon one exclaimed “Darn! This one doesn’t have any shoes either!”.  

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Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from????  “There can’t be a seventh Sixth Chick; it’s just mathematically impossible.” and “Thirty and flirty and thriving.” 

Answer:  13 going on 30! “13 Going On 30” is about a 13 year old girl called Jenna who wishes she were 30 because she hates being 13. However, it actually happens to her and she wakes up to find she is 30, and has to find out about her life, with the help of Matt who was her best friend for part of her school life.  Matt says the first quote to Jenna when she is 13 and she wants to hang around with the popular girls, the Six Chicks, at school. Matt does not want Jenna to behave like the Six Chicks, who are the popular, fashionable girls. Instead, he wants Jenna to be herself and learn to accept herself as she is. Jenna says the second quote whilst she reads a magazine article about being 30. She also says it over and over again when she wishes she were 30 instead of 13. “Thirty and flirty and thriving” basically sums up what Jenna wishes to be like. She thinks the 30s will be the best years of her life.

Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  What movie is this quote from????  “I killed Liz. I killed the teen dream. Deal with it.” 

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Friday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2005, try and identify which song or which artist.”  “I see you looking at what you see, boy don’t be shy”.

ANSWER: Nelly and Christina Aguilera sing this song. Britney Spears was originally the one who was going to sing it, but she thought it was too urban.  

Monday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2005 try and identify which song or which artist.””I’m the last one standing, another one bites the dust”

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Friday’s Quizzler is..  

Find the names of the jewelry pieces by adding one of the given letters to each word and rearranging the letters. All the letters will not be used.
A B C I K M N P S U
1. Tanned + ? =
2. Treacle + ? =
3. Garner + ? =
4. Metal + ? =
5. Nitpick + ?

ANSWER: 1. Pendant, 2. Bracelet, 3. Earring, 4. Amulet, 5. Stickpin   

Monday’s Quizzler is… 

Find an anagram for the words in Group A. The anagram will answer one of the clues in Group B.
Group A
1. Dover
2. Quale
3. Harpo
4. Shore
5. Canoe
6. Rebut

Group B
A. Took the wheel
B. Pacific or Indian
C. Root veggie
D. Fifty-fifty
E. Thoroughbred
F. Book Club personality

TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO SWEETJAZZ5 AND MS ANDREA L. BANKS! GREAT SOLVING JOB LADIES!  

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