Welcome, ‏to Tuesday October 12, 2010.   The Top 10 Least Desirable Fortunes in a Fortune Cookie…..

We know where you live.

You will need good reading material in approximately 15 minutes.

Everyone’s meal today is on you!

The “special sauce” came from the floor!

Guess what our special “drop” was in our Egg Drop Soup and win a free meal!!

Your colon will self destruct in five seconds.

A recent prison escapee that is sitting near by wants to love you long time.

Your dog Sparky…he’s no longer missing.

See the waiter about our new food poison life insurance policies.

MSG? NO!! Ebola Virus….maybe

Hey I’m just saying! Have a good Tuesday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace I am outta here!    

Q u o t e s  o f  t h e  d a y !  

“The race horse Secretariat actually got his own postage
stamp in 1999. And coincidentally, he was also the glue on
the back of it.” -Craig Ferguson
 
“According to the National Institute of Health, as people
age, their brains respond less strongly to rewards. They
say older people become less excited when they win some-
thing. Whoever did this study has never seen a bingo game.”
-Jay Leno
 
“Domino’s Pizza is testing a breakfast pizza. Big deal,
single guys have been eating pizza for breakfast for years.”
-David Letterman
 

G u a r a n t e e d  t o  R o l l  Y o u r  E y e s 

I believe my little daughter wants a pair of glasses. I don’t know why she does. Perhaps glasses are now “cool” to have in school? But though she sees just fine, she still says she needs glasses. I took her to the eye doctor just to check it out though. She was asked to read the bottom row of letters on the eye chart. She said, “All right, I can see the ‘O’ and the ‘P’ and the ‘T,’ but not the ‘N’ and the ‘Z.'”

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Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from????  “I killed Liz. I killed the teen dream. Deal with it.”  

Answer:  Jawbreaker! In “Jawbreaker” (1999), three friends accidentally kill their girlfriend, Liz (Charlotte Roldan), when they kidnap on her birthday and gag her with a large jawbreaker. Liz chokes on the jawbreaker. The girls cover up the crime, but one of the girls, Julie (Rebecca Gayheart), begins to feel really guilty about it. Courtney (Rose McGowan) refuses to come clean, but Julie exposes her as the murderer with a recording of Courtney saying she killed Liz at the Prom at the end of the movie.  

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  What movie is this quote from???? “I don’t know about you guys, but we are the weirdest herd I have ever seen.”? _________________________________________________________________________ 
 
Monday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2005, try and identify which song or which artist.”  “I’m the last one standing, another one bites the dust” 

ANSWER: Hollaback Girl! This is the third single released off of Gwen Stefani’s solo debut album “Love Angel Music Baby”. 

Tuesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2005 try and identify which song or which artist.” “you wont get to see the tears I’ve cried” come from?

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Monday’s Quizzler is..  

Find an anagram for the words in Group A. The anagram will answer one of the clues in Group B.

Group A

1. Dover
2. Quale
3. Harpo
4. Shore
5. Canoe
6. Rebut

Group B

A. Took the wheel
B. Pacific or Indian
C. Root veggie
D. Fifty-fifty
E. Thoroughbred
F. Book Club personality

ANSWER:  1. Drove (a), 2. Equal (d), 3. Oprah (f), 4. Horse (e), 5. Ocean (b), 6. Tuber (c)
   

Tuesday’s Quizzler is… 

What does the following rebus represent?

1. Do Do
2. Dew Dew
3. Due Due

TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD ONCE AGAIN GOES TO SWEETJAZZ5 AND MS ANDREA L. BANKS! GREAT SOLVING JOB LADIES!  

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