Welcome, ‏to Thursday October 21, 2010.   Somewhere in this great big old world of ours it’s National Pondering Day! Here are the top ponderings of the day!
 
Why is the word abbreviation so long?

How come you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

You know how most packages say “Open here”.What is the protocol if the package says, “Open somewhere else”?

Since Americans throw rice at weddings do orientals throw hamburgers?

Why are they called buildings, when they’re already finished? Shouldn’t they be called builts?

Why are they called apartments, when they’re all stuck together?

Why do people without out a watch look at their wrist when you ask them what time it is?

Why do you ask someone without a watch what time it is?

Why does sour cream have an expiration date?

Hey I’m just saying! Have a very cool Thursday folks, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace I am outta here!    

Q u o t e s  o f  t h e  d a y !  

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein

We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.  George Bernard Shaw

We’ll love you just the way you are if you’re perfect.  Alanis Morissette

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. George Carlin

What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?  George Carlin

What’s on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement?  Fred Allen

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.  George Burns

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That’s relativity.  Albert Einstein

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.  Benjamin Franklin 

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.   James Thurber  

G u a r a n t e e d  t o  R o l l  Y o u r  E y e s 

A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of the car and was hit. The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road and got out to see what had become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit was dead. The driver felt so awful he began to cry. A woman driving down the highway saw the man crying on the side of the road and pulled over. She stepped out of her car and asked the man what was wrong. “I feel terrible,” he explained. “I accidently hit this rabbit and killed it.”  The woman told the man not to worry. She knew what to do. She went to her car trunk and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the limp, dead rabbit, and sprayed the contents of the can onto the rabbit. Miraculously, the rabbit came to life, jumped up, waved its paw at the two humans and hopped down the road. 50 feet away the rabbit stopped, turned around, waved at the two again, hopped down the road another 50 feet, turned, waved, and hopped another 50 feet. The man was astonished. He couldn’t figure out what substance could be in the woman’s spray can! He ran over to the woman and demanded, ” What was in your spray can? What did you spray onto that rabbit?” The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the label. It said: “‘Hare Spray’ Restores Life to Dead Hare. Adds Permanent Wave.” 

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Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???? “Say, friend. You got any more of that good sarsaparilla?” 

Answer: The Big Lebowski! “The Big Lebowski” (1998) is a hilarious, cockeyed take on film noir, centering on an ex-hippie who stumbles into playing detective due to a series of bizarre coincidences. The final line of the film is spoken by a man known only as The Stranger (Sam Elliott), a narrator of sorts who speaks directly to the audience at several points in the film. This last line, though, is directed not at the audience, but at a bartender in a bowling alley. 

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  What movie is this quote from???? “And here is your receipt.” 

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Wednesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2005, try and identify which song or which artist.”  “Beverly Hills, that’s where I want to be”    

ANSWER:  Beverly Hills! The song “Beverly Hills” comes from Weezer’s 2005 album “Make Believe”.

Thursday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2005 try and identify which song or which artist.” “This place is so empty, my thoughts are so tempting”?

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Wednesday’s Quizzler is..  

Changing one letter in each of the following words will make new words that are all related to each other. What are the new words?
Storm
Payable
Cable
Moth

ANSWER: Story, Parable, Fable, Myth

Thursday’s Quizzler is… 

Each of the clues below describe a famous pair (example: Salt & Pepper). Can you name each pair?

1. Jingly sound makers & accompanying sounds heard on the Seven Dwarfs commute
2. Corny phrase used by photographers & thin crisp wafers
3. Small spherical play toy & a letter propagated to many people threatening bad luck unless forwarded
4. Mayberry’s deputy sheriff & hollow round percussion instrument
5. A cheery, cheerful or joyous disposition & a unit of company stock
6. Long slender conifer leaf & message board continuous chain of postings
7. Kevin of “Six Degrees” trivia fame & chicken predecessors
8. Writing implement loaded with ink & bank employee that receives or pays out money
9. A paste made from ground goober peas & sweet spread prepared from Concord Grapes 

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