Welcome, ‏to Monday November 8, 2010.  Heres the story, people just don’t seem to tell you anything today! I’ve seen more people walking around with stuff hanging off then I’ve ever seen in my life.  I don’t mind telling people that stuff is hanging, open or even sticking out of places! One of the worst things is the blood on the shirt right after a fresh shave! Years ago when I worked in the hotel business, I watched the hostess of a reception come back into the room after coming from the bathroom and she had accidently tucked the back of bottom of her skirt into to top of her skirt! None of her friend told her, I finally had one the servers mention it to her and she left the room totally embarrassed! People please take some time to help your fellow man!  Hey I’m just saying! Have a very interesting Monday folks, whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace I am outta here!        

Q u o t e s  o f  t h e  d a y !  

“I believe in dragons, fairies, good men and other mythical creatures!” – Anon
 
“You can tell German wine from vinegar by the label.” – Mark Twain.
 
“As God once said, and I think rightly…” – Margaret Thatcher.
 
“I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy next to me.” – Woody Allen.
 
“Whoever said ‘nothings impossible’ never tried to nail jell-o to a tree” – Lisa Bryant
 
“If your left leg was easter, and your right leg was christmas, would i be able to meet you in-between the holidays?” – Josh Longden
 
“If they can send one man to the moon why can’t they send them all?” – Amy  

G u a r a n t e e d  t o  R o l l  Y o u r  E y e s 

I’ve sure gotten old. I’ve had two By-pass surgeries. A hip replacement, new knees. Fought prostate cancer, and diabetes. I’m half blind, can’t hear anything quieter than a jet engine, take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts. Have bouts with dementia. Have poor circulation, hardly feel my hands and feet anymore. Can’t remember if I’m 85 or 92. Have lost all my friends. But…..Thank God, I still have my Florida driver’s license! 

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Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???? ‘He’s a disco-dancin’, Oscar Wilde-readin’, Streisand ticket-holdin’ friend of Dorothy!’ 

Answer: Clueless! Murray (Donald Faison) reveals to Cher (Alicia Silverstone) and Dionne (Stacey Dash) that the new student at school who is the object of Cher’s infatuation is also, gay. 

Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  What movie is this quote from????  ‘You think I tell the guys in here I got a brother at Harvard?’

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Friday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2007, try and identify which song or which artist.” “Right now, he’s probably dabbing on three dollars worth of that bathroom Polo, oh and he don’t know…”  

ANSWER: Stirred ten lumps of sugar inside that 20 gallon tank! “Before He Cheats” first hit the U.S. country charts in 2006 where it peaked at number one in November and held that spot for five weeks. The song slowly rode the pop singles chart where it peaked at number eight in June of 2007. The song remained on the Billboard Hot 100 for an incredible 64 weeks, becoming only the third song to remain so long on this chart. The song also did well in Canada where it peaked at number five on Canada’s Singles chart. The song was certified double platinum by the RIAA for selling over two million copies in February, 2008. The song was number six in Billboard’s 2007 year-end survey of the most popular pop songs and number ten for the year’s most popular Adult Contemporary songs.

Monday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2007 try and identify which song or which artist.”  “Started crying but I couldn’t stop myself, I started running but there’s no where to run to.”

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Friday’s Quizzler is..  

Below are 3 pairs of words. Find the words that fit in the middle of each pair of words to create two new words, one front-ended and one back-ended.

Example: EVER – ______ – HORN
Answer: EVER – GREEN – HORN

1. LENGTH – _______ – CRACK
2. WITH – _______ – OVER
3. MAKE – _______ – LESS

ANSWER: 1. LENGTH – WISE – CRACK
2. WITH – HOLD – OVER
3. MAKE – SHIFT – LESS
      

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