Welcome, ‏to Tuesday November 9, 2010.  How could I not send this on? Hands!   A basketball in my hands is worth about $19.   A basketball in Michael Jordan’s hands is worth about $33 million.  It depends whose hands it’s in.   A baseball in my hands is worth about $6.   A baseball in Roger Clemens’ hands is worth $475 million.  It depends on whose hands it’s in.   A tennis racket is useless in my hands.   A tennis racket in Andre Agassi’s hands is worth millions.   It depends whose hands it’s in.   A rod in my hands will keep away an angry dog.   A rod in Moses’ hands will part the mighty sea.  It depends whose  hands it’s in.   A slingshot in my hands is a kid’s toy.  A slingshot in David’s hand is a mighty weapon.  It depends whose hands it’s in.  Two fish and 5 loaves of bread in my hands is a couple of fish sandwiches.  Two fish and 5 loaves of bread in Jesus’ hands will feed thousands.  It depends whose hands it’s in.  Nails in my hands might produce a birdhouse.  Nails in Jesus Christ’s hands will Produce salvation for the entire  world.  It depends whose hands it’s in.  As you see now, it depends whose hands it’s in.  So put your concerns, your worries, your fears, your hopes, your dreams, your families and your relationships in God’s hands because…   It depends whose hands it’s in.   This message is now in YOUR hands.  What will YOU do with it?  It Depends on WHOSE Hands it’s in! Hey I’m just saying! Have a relaxing Tuesday folks, whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace I am outta here!        

Q u o t e s  o f  t h e  d a y !  

“A company in Pennsylvania made an armband that monitors
your physical activity, counts how many calories you’ve
burned, and then sends that information to your iPhone.
That’s gotta be a little depressing. ‘Oh, I got a call. No,
I’m just fat.'” -Jimmy Fallon
 
“University of Chicago researchers have found that sleeping
more can help you lose weight. How many guys are going to
jump on this one? ‘Honey, I’m not sitting on the couch all
weekend, I’m dieting.'” -Jay Leno
 
“Every year I say I’m going to run in the New York City
Marathon. This year, I’m going to say that again.”
-Craig Ferguson
    

G u a r a n t e e d  t o  R o l l  Y o u r  E y e s 

At the supermarket, I noticed a woman with four boys and a baby. Her patience was wearing thin as the boys called out, “Mommy! Mommy!” while she tried to shop.
Finally, she blurted out, “I don’t want to hear the word mommy for at least ten minutes!” The boys fell silent for a few seconds. Then one tugged on
his mother’s dress and said softly, “Excuse me, miss.”  

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Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???? ‘You think I tell the guys in here I got a brother at Harvard?’ 

Answer: The Firm! Convict Ray McDeere (David Strathairn) tells his brother Mitch (Tom Cruise) not to feel too bad about not telling his colleagues in the legal profession that he has a brother in prison. 

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  What movie is this quote from???? ‘I’m not afraid of the man who wants ten nuclear warheads, Colonel. I’m terrified of the man who only wants one.’

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Monday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2007, try and identify which song or which artist.” “Started crying but I couldn’t stop myself, I started running but there’s no where to run to.”  

ANSWER: “How Far We’ve Come”- Matchbox 20! “How Far We’ve Come” is Matchbox 20’s first released single off “Exile On Mainstream”. The band is made up of Rob Thomas, Kyle Cook, Brian Yale, and Paul Doucette.  

Tuesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2007 try and identify which song or which artist.” “I just came here to party, but now we’re rockin’ on the dance floor actin’ naughty.” 

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Monday’s Quizzler is..  

The…
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ANSWER: The 13 colonies (Call on knee). The 13 colonies rebelled against the British Empire which began the American Revolutionary War.
 

Tuesday’s Quizzler is… 

Fill in the missing middle word. This word should correspond with the first and last word.

1) Swimming ____________ Party
2) Bathing _______________ Jacket
3) Beach _________________ Leg
4) Sand ________________Bill
5) Sea _______________ Fish
6) Vacation _____________ Shoes
7) Money ___________ Top
8) Picnic ______________ Case
9) Camp _____________ Ants
10) Volley ______________ Park

 TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO SWEETJAZZ5! WONDERFUL JOB JAZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

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