Welcome, ‏to Tuesday November 16, 2010.  Have you ever wanted to change your answering machine message?
Here’s one you can use that will guarantee peace of mind.  Gregorian chants in background; serene voice: Hello, Brother or Sister. You have reached the Cubicles of Curtis, Chris, and Jim. We are at Vespers and therefore answering other calls, but if you will leave your name, number, and a brief message, we will consider breaking our vow of silence to return your call. Please speak loudly, clearly, and in tongues. I’m just saying! Have a wonderful Tuesday folks, whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace I am outta here!          

Q u o t e s  o f  t h e  d a y !  

“Britain’s Prince William is reportedly engaged to his long-
time girlfriend. It’s a big step up from her previous status:
peasant with benefits.” -Conan O’Brien
 
“A kindergarten teacher in Florida was arrested for
trafficking Oxycodone. Other teachers became suspicious
when she had the only class in school with a six-hour
naptime.” -Jimmy Fallon
 
“The use of profanity on broadcast television is up 69
percent in the last few years. That should level off once
Oprah steps down.” -Jimmy Kimmel 
    

G u a r a n t e e d  t o  R o l l  Y o u r  E y e s 

A couple moved to the country when they retired. One mild winter, they had a bit of a problem with rodents in the garage. So they bought one of those little sub-sonic mouse repellants, the kind you plug in and they emit some kind of sound that drives off mice. The husband was showing it to their neighbor and explaining that it was an animal repellant. He told her that it worked on every thing from mice to elephants. “Really!?” she said, “Mice to elephants, eh.” sounding a bit skeptical. “Yes,” he replied, seriously. “We’ve had it here for a couple of weeks now and we haven’t had a single elephant in the garage the whole time!”  

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Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???? ‘Ernest Hemingway once wrote:’The world is a fine place, and worth fighting for.’ I agree with the second part.’ 

Answer: Se7en! The last words of the film, spoken by Detective William Somerset (Morgan Freeman). 

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  What movie is this quote from????  ‘They’d have killed you already, but you’ve got a lot of light on you.’

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Monday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2007, try and identify which song or which artist.” “I’m gonna trade this life for fortune and fame, I’d even cut my hair and change my name.”   

ANSWER:  “Rockstar”- Nickelback! Nickelback is made up of Chad Kroeger, Ryan Peake, Mike Kroeger, and Daniel Adair. “Rockstar” is from the CD “All The Right Reasons” that came out in 2005. 

Tuesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2007 try and identify which song or which artist.” “I close both blinds and turn away. Sometimes solutions aren’t so simple, sometimes goodbye’s the only way.”

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Monday’s Quizzler is..  

Each of the clues below describe a name of a candy. Can you name that candy? Example: Earth’s neighbor = Mars.

1. Quiet giggles from the back of the room
2. Infant child of The Sultan of Swat (2)
3. Cow juice / cowboy clothes (2)
4. Baby chick chirps
5. Male parental unit that plays guitar (2)

ANSWER: 1. Snickers (or Chuckles)
2. Baby Ruth
3. Milk Duds
4. Peeps
5. Pop Rocks

Tuesday’s Quizzler is… 

What is this famous saying?

zain yain xain wain vain uain tain sain rain qain oain nain main lain kain jain iain hain fain eain dain cain bain aain

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