WELCOME to Tuesday, December 14, 2010. Advice From Men To Women

…Never buy a ‘new’ brand of beer because ‘it was on sale.’

…If we’re in the backyard and the TV in the den is on, that doesn’t mean we’re not watching it.

…Don’t tell anyone we can’t afford a new car. Tell them we don’t want one.

…Whenever possible please try to say whatever you have to say during commercials.

…Please don’t drive when you’re not driving.

…Don’t feel compelled to tell us how all the people in your stories are related to one another: We’re just nodding, waiting for the punchline.

…The quarterback who just got pummeled isn’t trying to be brave. He’s just not crying. Big difference!

…When the waiter asks if everything’s okay, a simple ‘Yes’ is fine.

Hey I’m just saying! Have an interesting Tuesday and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAFF IT UP! Peace, I am outta here!

q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y

“A new study shows that monkeys can look at photos and
recognize other monkeys they know. However, the study also
shows that monkeys are terrible with names.” -Conan O’Brien

“A woman is suing Disney World, claiming one of their rides
caused her to have a stroke. Disney denies the allegation
but will temporarily shut down the ride Stroke Mountain.”
-Jimmy Fallon

“The one positive outcome of the suffering economy is seven
million fewer people than last year will be subjected to an
office Christmas party.” -Jimmy Kimmel

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes.

A co-worker was telling us about her sister who was coming to visit her for the holidays. Someone asked how old her sister was, at which she paused, thought for a bit, and then answered, “She’s half as old as I am, that’s how I always remember.” So someone else (okay, it was me) said, “That’s neat… So every year that you age, she only ages half a year?” My co-worker thought about that, and then said, “Oh, yeah, I guess it only works on even years.” _______________________________________________________
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? ‘You know what this is? It’s the smallest violin in the world, playing *just* for the waitresses.’

Answer: Reservoir Dogs! Deep into his explanation of why he refuses to tip, Mr. Pink (Steve Buscemi) doesn’t find Mr. White’s (Harvey Keitel) respect and sympathy for waitresses very compelling. He rubs his thumb and index finger together and delivers the above quote.

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???? ‘You know, in a parallel universe, I’ll bet we’re a scorching couple.’
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Monday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2008, try and identify which song or which artist.” “But my breath fogged up the glass, and so I drew a new face and I laughed”

ANSWER:I’m Yours! “I’m Yours” was originally recorded as a demo in 2005 to help stir interest in Jason Mraz’s second studio album “Mr A-Z”. The song soon became a crowd favorite at his concerts which propelled it to become the first release from his third album, “We Sing. We Dance. We Steal Things.” The song debuted on the Hot 100 in April of 2008 and took five months to peak at number six on September 20th. The song spent more than half the year in the Top 20 in the United States and reached number one in New Zealand, Norway, Portugal and Sweden and the top ten in nine more countries. The record also earned Mraz a Grammy nomination for “Song of the Year” and “Best Male Pop Vocal Performance”.

Tuesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2008 try and identify which song or which artist.” “Pirate skulls and bones, sticks and stones and weed and bombs”

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Monday’s Quizzler is..

I had a lot of fun putting together the following list of words. Can you figure out the rule I used to develop the list? Once you do, have fun creating your own list!

mount, right, left, roll, mote, lick,
lass, over, rate, aunt, rill, arch,
oral, ever, pine, rice, tip, each,
team, rash, sage, ouch, edge, ray,
earn, any

ANSWER: Each 3 to 5 letter word, when preceded by sequential letters of the alphabet, will form new words:
amount, bright, cleft, droll, emote, flick,
glass, hover, irate, jaunt, krill, larch,
moral, never, opine, price, q-tip, reach,
steam, trash, usage, vouch, wedge, x-ray,
yearn, zany

Tuesday’s Quizzler is…  

Welcome to Crazy Cooking Catastrophes.
Today our host has decided to mix up a Side Dish Creature Feature…
Please follow these instructions carefully to unscramble [pun totally intended] the answer.

Cooking Tips:
Words like add, combine, stir in, sprinkle, garnish etc. mean to add those letters to the mix.
Words like remove, drain, none left over, give, etc. mean to remove those letters from the mix.

In a bowl, mix one cup WHITE flour with one ROLL of peppermint lifesavers.
If your mix seems lumpy add a SAD gummy bear.
Remove any TOADS you might find flitting about.
Plate your dish and garnish with a KALE leaf.

What creature will be left in the bowl?

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