WELCOME to Wednesday, December 15, 2010. ALL I NEED TO KNOW I LEARNED FROM A SNOWMAN……..

** It’s okay if you’re a little bottom heavy.

** Hold your ground, even when the heat is on.

** Wearing white is always appropriate.

** Winter is the best of the four seasons.

** It takes a few extra rolls to make a good midsection.

** There’s nothing better than a foul weather friend.

** We’re all made up of mostly water.

** You know you’ve made it when they write a song about you.

** Accessorize! Accessorize! Accessorize!

** Avoid yellow snow. Don’t get too much sun.

** It’s embarrassing when you can’t look down and see your feet.

** It’s fun to hang out in your front yard.

** There’s no stopping you once you’re on a roll.

** It’s not the size of the carrot, but the placement that counts.

Hey I’m just saying! Have a wonderful Wednesday and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAFF IT UP! Peace, I am outta here!

q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y

“I never know how much of what I say is true.” – Bette Midler

“I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.” – Groucho Marx

“TV is chewing gum for the eyes.”
– Frank Lloyd Wright

“Today is Cyber Monday, the big online shopping day. It will
be followed by Identity Theft Tuesday.” -Conan O’Brien

“There’s a Nerf automatic dart gun that fires 60 darts in
20 seconds. Our kids are so fat now that it takes 60 darts
to take them down.” -Jay Leno

“Black Friday is getting crazier every year. On Thanksgiving
Thursday, we give thanks for the truly meaningful things,
and then on Friday, we go out and stab each other to save
$6.99 on a Nintendo DS.” -Jimmy Kimmel

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes.

While hiking in the mountains one day I came across a gorgeous gorge that I thought was an echo canyon. I shouted, “Hello there.” But the response sounded to me like, “Hello where?” I tried again. “How do you do?” A moment later the report came back sounding like, “How do I do what?” Baffled and amused I decided to give it the ultimate test. “You’re not really an echo canyon, are you?” The response from the big ditch confirmed my suspicions. “Brilliant deduction, Einstein.”
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Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? ‘You know, in a parallel universe, I’ll bet we’re a scorching couple.’

Answer: Singles! Steve (Campbell Scott) flirts a little with his friend and ex-girlfriend Janet (Bridget Fonda). Janet’s response: ‘But in this one? Neighbors.’

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???? ‘So I go to start shooting, and he says, ‘Where’s your script?’ And I say, ‘I don’t need a script. Godard doesn’t use a script.’ And he says, ‘Great. Who’s Godard?’
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Tuesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2008, try and identify which song or which artist.” “Pirate skulls and bones, sticks and stones and weed and bombs”

Answer: Paper Planes: “Paper Planes” was released from M.I.A.’s album “Kala” in early 2008. It gained national exposure in a popular film trailer for the movie “Pineapple Express” and debuted at number 55 on the Billboard Hot 100 in August of 2008. It flew up the charts and peaked at number four on September 27th, 2008. It spent ten weeks in the top ten and twenty total weeks on the Hot 100. The song was later used in the Oscar-winning film “Slumdog Millionaire” which helped its success in the worldwide market. The song charted in Canada and across Europe in Belgium, Denmark, Ireland, the Netherlands and the United Kingdom. Found on many critics’ yearend best ten lists, the song was nominated for “Record of the Year” at the 51st Grammy Awards.

Wednesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2008 try and identify which song or which artist.” “Sometimes I hear that song and I’ll start to sing along, and think, ‘Man, I’d love to see that girl again'”
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Tuesday’s Quizzler is..

Welcome to Crazy Cooking Catastrophes.
Today our host has decided to mix up a Side Dish Creature Feature…
Please follow these instructions carefully to unscramble [pun totally intended] the answer.

Cooking Tips:
Words like add, combine, stir in, sprinkle, garnish etc. mean to add those letters to the mix.
Words like remove, drain, none left over, give, etc. mean to remove those letters from the mix.

In a bowl, mix one cup WHITE flour with one ROLL of peppermint lifesavers.
If your mix seems lumpy add a SAD gummy bear.
Remove any TOADS you might find flitting about.
Plate your dish and garnish with a KALE leaf.

What creature will be left in the bowl?

ANSWER:Killer Whale (Orcinus orca)

Wednesday’s Quizzler is…  

The answer to each clue is the name of a famous person or character whose initials in the clue have been replaced with asterisks.

1. *illionaire computer ma*nate
2. The *lue Lagoon *tar
3. Top foot*all ru*her
4. Sca*lett’s *eau
5. Wi*bledon champio*

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