WELCOME to Tuesday, December 21, 2010. Short Reindeer Jokes…..

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ?
This one will sleigh you !

Why is a reindeer like a gossip ?
Because they are both tail bearers !

Why do reindeer wear fur coats ?
Because they would look silly in plastic macs !

How do you make a slow reindeer fast ?
Don’t feed it !

Why did the reindeer wear black boots ?
Because his brown ones were all muddy !

How long should a reindeer’s legs be ?
Just long enough to reach the ground !

Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses at the beach ?
Because he didn’t want to be recognised !

Which reindeer have the shortest legs ?
The smallest ones !

Where do you find reindeer ?
It depends on where you leave them !

What do reindeer have that no other animals have ?
Baby reindeer !

Hey I’m just saying! Have a great Tuesday and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAFF IT UP! Peace, I am outta here!

q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y

“President Obama said on a radio show this morning that he
and Michelle decided several years ago not to exchange
Christmas presents. My wife and I made the same decision
a few years ago and let me tell you, it’s a trap, Obama!
Don’t fall for it.” -Jimmy Fallon

“I grew up in New England, and Christmas is different here
in Los Angeles. Last night, carolers came to my door.
Which was nice, but then I realized they were lip-syncing.”
-Jay Leno

“A new study shows that California has the dirtiest tap
water in the country. California officials insist that the
dirty water is fine as long as you chew it thoroughly.”
-Conan O’Brien

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes.

An office technician got a call from a computer user. The user told the tech that her computer was not working. She described the problem and the tech concluded that her computer needed to be brought in and serviced. He told her, “Unplug the power cord and bring it up here and I’ll fix it for you.” About ten minutes later she showed up at his door… with the electrical cord in her right hand.
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Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? ‘I hate you more! If hate were people…I’d be China!’

Answer: City Slickers! Phil Berquist (Daniel Stern) comes up with a great zinger to end his screaming match with his soon-to-be-ex-wife at the 39th birthday party of his friend Mitch (Billy Crystal).

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???? ‘Print is dead.’
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Monday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2008, try and identify which song or which artist.” “Shawty had them apple bottom jeans, boots with the fur”

Answer: Low! “Low” by Flo Rida featuring T-Pain started low on the charts when it debuted at number 91 at the end of 2007. It hit number one on January 5th, 2008 and spent ten straight weeks in the penthouse. During its forty week run in the Hot 100, the song remained in the top ten for 23 weeks and in the top forty for 34 weeks. As the first song from Flo Rida’s debut album “Mail On Sunday”, “Low” became a worldwide hit reaching the top in Australia, Ireland, Canada and New Zealand. As of 2009, “Low” is the best selling digitally-downloaded song of all time, having been downloaded nearly five million times.

Tuesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2008 try and identify which song or which artist.” “For some reason I can’t explain, I know St. Peter won’t call my name”

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Monday’s Quizzler is..

Can you uncover what each group of three has in common?

1. doughnut
notebook
golf course

2. turtle
peanut
oyster

3. brown
polar
Kodiak

4. cough
tear
rain

5. soap
granola
candy

ANSWER: 1. They all have holes
2. They all have shells
3. They are all kinds of bears
4. They are all kinds of drops
5. They are all kinds of bars

Tuesday’s Quizzler is…  

For each of the following word pairs, you are looking for two word answer, the first is a rhyme of the first word and gives the category. The second word is a rhyme and is a specific word in that category. For example, “Kitty, Tennis” translates to “City, Venice”.

1. Varmint, Packet
2. Duller, Fellow
3. Speaker, Spiky
4. Funny, Scholar
5. Petal, Shopper
6. Foxer, Bison
7. Fetal, Bingo

TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS. ANDREA L. BANKS FOR SOLVING THE QUIZZLER OF THE DAY! GREAT JOB ANDREA!

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