WELCOME to Tuesday, January 18, 2010. SENIOR TEXTING…..

Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting, there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). If you qualify for Senior Discounts, this is the code for you. Please pass this on to your CHILDREN and Grandchildren so they can understand your texts.

ATD: At The Doctor’s
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CGU: Can’t get up
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
FWBB: Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk’s On
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
ROFL… CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing… And Can’t Get Up
TTML: Talk To Me Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTP: Where’s The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
GGLKI: Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In!!

When he asks you if he’s your first grandchild tell him, “You may be, you look familiar.” Hey I’m just saying! Have a great Tuesday and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAFF IT UP! Peace, I am outta here!
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Over 400 people have volunteered to take a one-way trip to Mars to begin colonization. The last people we want starting
a civilization on Mars are the people that volunteer to do
it.” -Jimmy Fallon

“A Swedish firm has designed an efficient city featuring
buildings on wheels that can be moved in or out of town as
desired. This ingenious city of the future is known as a
trailer park.” -Conan O’Brien

“Economists are predicting the end of Europe’s currency,
the Euro. Instead of the Euro, they may have to fall on
their old stand-by, the Speedo.” -Craig Ferguson

G u a r a n t e e d t o R o l l Y o u r E y e s

My wife has not spoken to me in three days. I think it has something to do with what happened on Sunday night when she thought she heard a noise downstairs. She nudged me and whispered, “Wake up, wake up!” “What’s the matter?” I asked. There are burglars in the kitchen. I think they’re eating the tuna casserole I made tonight.” “That’ll teach them!” I replied.
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Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? ‘Girls who glide need guys who make them thump.’
Answer: Things To Do In Denver When You’re Dead
The title came from a Warren Zevon song.

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from????‘I can’t play Pooh to your Christopher Robin.’
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Friday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2008, try and identify which song or which artist.” “Someone told me love could always save us…but how can that be? Look what love gave us.”

Answer: Spiderman
From “Hero”, sung by Chad Kroeger and Josey Scott.

Tuesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2000-2002 try and identify which song or which artist. “I thought I found a road to somewhere, somewhere in his dreams. I cried out, heaven saved me, but I’m down to one last breath, and with it, let me say, let me say.”

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Friday’s Quizzler is..

Can you decipher the following common phrase?

T M C
A U O
H S M
W T E

ANSWER: What goes up must come down. 

Tuesday’s Quizzler is…

Below are incomplete words. Place two letters in each bracket so that you can complete the word on the left and begin the word on the right. Good luck.

Fu (–) am
Ed (–) ar
Dit (–) urch
Ju (–) eam
Ran (–) ese
Divi (–) bt
Pi (–) upt
Dro (–) rse
Tr (–) aze
Bud (–) nder

TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO SWEETJAZZ5, AND MS. ANDREA L. BANKS ONCE AGAIN BRILLIANT SOLVING JAZZ AND BANKS!

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