WELCOME to Wednesday, January 19, 2010. PICK UP LINES…..

-I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

-I’m sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start.

-If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.

-If I followed you home, would you keep me?

-If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.

-Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

-My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.

-So there you are! I’ve been looking all over for YOU, the girl of my dreams!

-Stand still so I can pick you up!

-Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on earth!

-What time do you have to be back in heaven?

-What was that sound? It was the sound of my heart breaking.

-What’s a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?

-What’s that in your eye? Must just be a twinkle.

-What’s your sign?

-Where have you been all my life?

-Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?

-Wouldn’t we look cute on a wedding cake together?

-Wow.

-You look like an angel. Welcome to Earth.

-You must be a hell of a thief ’cause you stole my heart from across the room.

-Your legs must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night.

Hey I’m just saying! Have a wonderful Wednesday and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAFF IT UP! Peace, I am outta here!

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Facebook is not popular in Japan because Japanese people
are traditionally introverted and private. The report was written by someone who has never set foot in a Karaoke bar.”
– Conan O’Brien

“The FDA says it will limit the amount of pain reliever found in Vicodin. Which explains my new substitute for Vicodin: two Vicodin.” – Jimmy Fallon

“Heroing is one of the shortest-lived professions there
is.” – Will Rogers

A mission statement is defined as “a long, awkward sentence
that demonstrates management’s inability to think clearly.”
All good companies have one.

If it weren’t for the fact that the TV and the refrigerator
are so far apart, some of us wouldn’t get any exercise at all.

“Inside every older person is a younger person — wondering
what the hell happened.” –Cora Harvey Armstrong

G u a r a n t e e d t o R o l l Y o u r E y e s

A computer programmer, bored with his job, decided to start his own business. Wanting to do something totally different from his current occupation, he bought a mating pair of rheas and a large tract of land. His rhea farm was soon doing a booming business as there appeared to be a great demand for the birds. Not being satisfied with just selling the birds, the rhea farmer started researching how the birds were being used. He found that all parts of the birds were being utilized, except the feathers. Nobody wanted the plainly colored rhea feathers.

The ex-programmer, now rhea farmer, purchased some equipment, technical people, and chemicals, and was soon selling fancy, colored rhea feathers. The resulting sales were amazing and made the new feather merchant very happy. There was one small problem. The workers making the colored feathers were becoming quite ill. The concerned young man called in a number of doctors to determine the nature of the illness. It was discovered that without exception, the workers had developed a severe case of … “dye a rhea
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Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?‘I can’t play Pooh to your Christopher Robin.’
Answer: Beautiful Girls!

Spoken by Willie, played by Timothy Hutton, to Natalie Portman’s character, who lives next door.
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???? ‘I should go to Paris and jump off the Eiffel Tower. If I took the Concorde I could be dead three hours earlier.’
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Tuesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2008, try and identify which song or which artist.” “I thought I found a road to somewhere, somewhere in his dreams. I cried out, heaven saved me, but I’m down to one last breath, and with it, let me say, let me say.”

Answer: Creed!

From “One Last Breath”. Their other hits included “My Sacrifice”, “Higher”, and “With Arms Wide Open.”

Wednesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2000-2002 try and identify which song or which artist. “Give me just a second and I’ll be all right.”

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Tuesday’s Quizzler is..

Below are incomplete words. Place two letters in each bracket so that you can complete the word on the left and begin the word on the right. Good luck.

Fu (–) am, Ed (–) ar, Dit (–) urch, Ju (–) eam, Ran (–) ese
Divi (–) bt, Pi (–) upt, Dro (–) rse, Tr (–) aze, Bud (–) nder

ANSWER: Fuse – seam, Edge – gear, Ditch – church, Just – steam, Range – geese, Divide – debt
Pier – erupt, Drove – verse, Tram – amaze, Budge – gender

 

Wednesday’s Quizzler is…

Your task here is to change one letter in each of the following words, in order to find eight (8) words with a common theme.

Drone
Bait
Builder
Cede
Done
Pest
Vial
Tuna 
TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO SWEETJAZZ5, AND MS. ANDREA L. BANKS ONCE AGAIN DAILY BRILLIANT SOLVING JAZZ AND BANKS!

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