WELCOME to Friday, February 4, 2010. Marriage Quotes for Friday….

I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. — Dick Martin

I do not see the EEC as a great love affair. It is more like nine desperate middle-ages couples with failing marriages meeting at a Brussels hotel for a group grope. — Tynan

I think of my wife and I think of Lot, and I think of the lucky break he got.

I tried a mail order bride, once, but she was damaged in the mail, and I had to return the unused part for my full refund.

I’ve been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about ‘short’ and ‘cheap’? — Phyllis Diller

I’ve been trying desperately to save my marriage for the last 35 years.

If all men were brothers, would you let one marry your sister?

If you are afraid of loneliness, do not marry. — Chekhov

If you never want to see a man again, say, “I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children…” – they leave skid marks. — Rita Rudner

Hey I’m just saying! Have a great Friday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAFF IT UP! Peace, I am outta here!

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“The Postal Service announced plans to close an additional
2,000 branches after losing $8.5 billion. Maybe in retro-
spect, making people wait in line while you slowly finish
your bag of fiery hot Cheetos isn’t such a good idea.”
-Jimmy Kimmel

“Researchers at the University College of London report that
indoor heating makes us fat. They say cold air helps us stay
thin. Unless, of course, that blast of cold air you’re
getting is from constantly opening the refrigerator door.”
-Jay Leno

“7-Eleven is opening 100 new eco-friendly stores in Japan.
Of course, in Japan eco-friendly means ‘Now with 20 percent
less dead whale.'” -Conan O’Brien

G u a r a n t e e d t o m a k e y o u l a u g h

Penny was a hard working, conscientious girl, who lived on her own. Her dream in life was to go on an ocean cruise around the world. So she scrimped, and she saved, and she saved, and she scrimped until finally, one day, she had enough money to go on her ocean cruise. She booked passage on a cruise liner – first class all the way… The cruise started off in a grandiose scale, dancing and parties every night. But Penny was a cautious girl, so she never drank, but just danced the night away.

One night, after they had been at sea for a week, Penny was walking back to her cabin, when the heel on her left shoe broke throwing her off balance. If that wasn’t enough, the ship chose that moment to tilt to the left. As a result, Penny was thrown overboard. A hue and a cry were immediately raised, and after about five minutes they found Penny. Hauling her aboard, the ship’s crew realized that it was too late, poor Penny was dead.

Normally, they would have done a burial at sea, but as I said before, Penny was a very conscientious girl, and had written a will. In it, she specified that she wished for her body to be cremated, and kept in a jar on her parent’s fireplace mantel. Her wishes were fulfilled, which just goes to show you that a Penny saved is a Penny urned.
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Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? Basie – ‘Jim, didn’t I teach you anything?’ Jim – ‘Yes, you taught me that people will do anything for a potato.’

Answer: Empire Of The Sun
Steven Spielberg directed this 1987 classic. You can tell he has a love of airplanes. Christian Bale, at age 13, gives a great performance.
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???? Hal Hartley film. Ned: ‘What is this thing?’ Bill: ‘That’s the blessed Virgin, Ned.’
Ned: ‘She’s pretty, huh?’ Bill: ‘Not only is she pretty, but she’s got a nice personality, and she’s the mother of God.’
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Thursday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2000 -2002, try and identify which song or which artist. “Sometimes, some people get me wrong when it’s something I’ve said or done.”

Answer: Craig David
From “Walking Away”. His first hit was “Re-Rewind.”

Friday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2000-2002 try and identify which song or which artist.“The waves keep on crashing on me for some reason, but your love keeps on coming like a thunderbolt. Come here a little closer, ’cause I want to see you, baby, real close up.”

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Thursday’s Quizzler is..

Decipher the following rebus:

GOT
GOT
GOT
GOT
HEROES
HEROES
HEROES
HEROES
HEROES
HEROES
HEROES
HEROES
HEROES
HEROES

ANSWER: Forgotten Heroes!
Four “got” ten “heroes”

Friday’s Quizzler is… 

Your task here is to change one letter in each of the following words, in order to find six (6) words with a common theme.

FIG
MUST
HIND
SLOW
SMUG
MAIL 

TODAY’S QUIZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO SWEETJAZZ5 AND MS. ANDREA L. BANKS! INCREDIBLE SOLVING JOB AGAIN LADIES!

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