WELCOME to Thursday, March 10, 2011. College….

Before I came to college I wish I had known…

That it didn’t matter how late I scheduled my first class, I’d sleep right through it.

That I could change so much and barely realize it.

That you can love a lot of people in a lot of different ways.

That college kids throw airplanes too.

That if you wear polyester everyone will ask you why you’re so dressed up.

That every clock on campus shows a different time.

That if you were smart in high school–so what?

That I would go to a party the night before a final.

That chem labs require more time than all my classes put together.

That you can know everything and fail a test.

That you can know nothing and ace a test.

That I could get used to almost anything I found out about my roommate.

That home is a great place to visit.

That most of my education would be obtained outside of my classes.

That friendship is more than getting drunk together.

That I would be one of those people my parents warned me about.

That free food served until 10:00 is gone by 9:50.

That Sunday is a figment of the world’s imagination.

That Psychology is really Biology,

That Biology is really Chemistry,That Chemistry is really Physics, and Physics is really Math.

That my parents would become so much smarter in the last few years.

That it’s possible to be alone even when you are surrounded by friends

That friends are what makes this place worthwhile!!

Don’t be dismayed at goodbyes.

A farewell is necessary before we can meet again, and meeting again, after moments or a lifetime is certain for those who are friends.

Hey I’m just saying! Have a Great Thursday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman! 

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“A new study found that a chemical in your body can actually make you a bad dancer. It’s called ‘vodka.'” -Jimmy Fallon

“New York City’s Mayor Bloomberg has banned outdoor smoking. Gun smoke, radioactive steam, and the guy on the corner roasting a goat are still no problem.” -David Letterman

“A federal watchdog agency says that overlapping and duplicate programs waste billions of dollars each year.
Congress is taking this study so seriously that they’re ordering a second study to look into it.” -Jay Leno

“What’s another word for thesaurus?” – Steven Wright.

“Only one man ever understood me, and he didn’t understand me.” – G.W. Hegel (philosopher)

“Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.” Mark Twain.

“Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.” – Terry Pratchett.

G u a r a n t e e d t o m a k e y o u l a u g h

Speedy Morris was the basketball coach at LaSalle and they were having a pretty good season. One morning, he was shaving and the phone rang. His wife answered it and called out to him that Sports Illustrated wanted to talk to him. Coach Morris was excited that his team was apparently about to receive national recognition in this famous sports magazine. As a matter of fact, he was so excited that he cut himself with his razor. Covered with blood and shaving lather and running downstairs to the phone, he tripped and fell down the stairs. Finally, bleeding and bruised, he made it to the phone and breathlessly said, “Hello”? The voice on the other end asked, “Is this Speedy Morris”? “Yes, yes!” he replied excitedly. Then the voice continued, “Mr. Morris, for just seventy-five cents an issue, we can give you a one-year subscription to Sports Illustrated.”
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Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?What movie is this quote from???‘You know what everybody says about me? I suck!’  

Answer: From Dusk Till Dawn

Said by Cheech Marin upon turning into a vampire.

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???‘I like you Clarence. Always have, always will.’

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Wednesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2000 -2002, try and identify which song or which artist.“The walls keep breathing, my mind’s unweaving”.  

Answer: All American Rejects

The All American Rejects have had hit after hit from their album “Move Along” and this one is my second favorite. It has that slow feel but you can really sing to it. 

Thursday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2003-2007 try and identify which song or which artist.“Even the best fall down sometimes, even the wrong words seem to rhyme”?

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Wednesday’s Quizzler is..

The following clues lead to two words or phrases that are the phonetic reverse of each other. When you answer the first clue and flip the syllables, you get the second answer. (Phonetic only, not letters.)Using the clues below, please find the words/phrases in question.

Example: Impertinent * Teetertotter
Answer: Saucy/Seesaw

1. A clock or watch * Period between wars (2 words)
2. Fabulous * Chase after
3. Have faith in * Not disturb (2 words)
4. European weight, informally * Understated (Hyphenated)
5. Student, say, with a summer office job * Go to bed (2 words)

Answer: 1. Timepiece / Peace Time
2. Super / Pursue
3. Believe / Leave be
4. Kilo / Low-key
5. Intern / Turn in

Thursday’s Quizzler is…

Below are a few singers who have sung a song that has a number in its title. The names of the singers are spelled out. Good luck!

The Beatles = E D a W

Air Supply = The O T Y L

Shania Twain = Y S the O

Herman’s Hermits = I H the E I A

Wilson Pickett = L of a T D

Queen = A O B the D

The Clovers = L P #9

The Beatles = W I S-F

TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS. ANDREA L. BANKS AGAIN! BRILLIANT SOLVING BANKS!

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