Well it’s Friday and guess what? People are celebrating the price of gas at $3.57 cents. At least that’s what it is here in Raleigh North Carolina! Can you believe that last year at this time it was $2.57 a gallon? I guess anything is better then four bucks a gallon and it seems that we were headed into that direction. Wow! Maybe gas is headed back
down to under three dollars, then it will be easier for people to make a choice between gas or…milk. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Memorial weekend people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Harold Camping, who predicted the end of the world, says the new date for the apocalypse is October 21. If it rains, it will be October 22.” -David Letterman

“More than 250 colleges are using graduation gowns this year made from recycled plastic bottles. It’s great preparation for the job most college students will
be getting: collecting and recycling plastic bottles.” -Jimmy Fallon

“The other day in Indiana, a woman burst into tears while she was robbing a Long John Silver’s and told the cashier, ‘If I weren’t down and out, I wouldn’t be doing this.’ Then the cashier told her, ‘That’s what all our customers say.'” -Conan O’Brien

G u a r a n t e e d t o R o l l Y o u r E y e s

In one of my classes, they were discussing the qualifications to be president of the United States. It was pretty simple – the candidate must be a natural born citizen of at least 35 years of age. However, one girl in the class immediately started in on how unfair was the requirement to be a natural born citizen.  In short, her opinion was that this requirement prevented many capable individuals from becoming president. The class was just taking it in and letting her rant, but everyone’s jaw hit the floor when she wrapped up her argument by saying, “What makes a natural born citizen any more qualified to lead this country than one born by C-section?”  ____________________________________________________

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from??? ‘I am exactly three inches high, and it’s
a very good height indeed!’ Answer:Alice in Wonderland. The Caterpiller, to Alice, after she refers to three inches as a ‘wretched height.’

Fridays Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from?? ‘All right, I get it – I have bad teeth!’

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Thursday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 90s -2002, try and identify which song or which artist. “What’s up, tell me what to do, how to be, teach me, all you want from A to Z, but I don’t want your other girl to see that you’re messing ’round with me.” Answer: Willa Ford. This 2001 hit, “I
Wanna Be Bad,” is Willa Ford’s only single so far. In 2002 she worked for MTV as a veejay.

Friday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 90s -2002, try and identify which song or which artist. “Boy you know you make me float, boy
you really get me high; feel like I’m on dope, cause you set me on a record high.”

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Thursday’s Quizzler is..

An antigram is an anagram which has a meaning opposite to its unscrambled version.

Try these:
EVIL’S AGENTS
REAL FUN
NICE LOVE
NO MORE STARS

Answer: EVANGELISTS, FUNERAL, VIOLENCE, ASTRONOMERS

Friday’s Quizzler is…

Unscramble the words below, then take the letters from each word as instructed to form another word that
is the answer to this teaser:
SECASC Take letters 1 & 3
NEDB Take letters 2 & 3
ENPUR Take letters 2 & 3
LTWI Take letter 4
Unscramble the letters you collected… what do you get?

TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS. ANDREA L. BANKS!
INCREDIBLE SOLVING JOB BANKS!

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