What I’ve discovered at the age of 51 is that the percentage of times that you actually miss your mouth while eating increases… There always seems to be a random drop that takes off from your food and heads towards your shirt or blouse! The random drip factor seems have increased as well as the random droll factor. Now your quick clean skills become key at this point and your ability to make that spot disappear before anybody notices is super important! Especially if it’s bbq or spaghetti. Should anybody see that random spot, there is no quarter given, no mercy extended to the droller, only random accusations of you actually getting old which you are already painfully aware of! Basically
you are only as old as you believe yourself to be, however catching that random drool that gets away before you can see has proven to be quite a task! That’s my story and I’m sticking too it! Have a great Tuesday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Washington, D.C. high schools are being investigated
for teachers helping students beat the standardized tests by giving them the
answers or changing wrong answers for them. Where were these teachers when I
was in high school?” -Jay Leno

“Miss Wisconsin had to drop out of the Miss USA pageant
after she was charged with identity theft. Yeah, the whole thing’s pretty
crazy. It turns out her last name isn’t even Wisconsin.” -Jimmy Fallon

“They say that when you have a
baby, you lose 700 hours of sleep in the first year, but it’s worth it when
they’re old enough to do the yard work.” -Craig Ferguson

G u a r a n t e e d t o R o l l Y o u r E y e s

A co-worker asked if I knew what to do about a computer problem that was preventing her from getting e-mail. After calling the help desk, I told my colleague that e-mail was being delayed to check for a computer virus. “It’s a variant of the I Love You virus, only worse,” I said. “What could be worse?” my single co-worker asked wryly. “The Let’s Just Be Friends virus?”

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Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?What movie is this quote from??? ‘All right, I get it – I have bad teeth!’ Answer: Austin Powers

Tuesdays Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from?? ‘I just hope we don’t end up on Mars, surrounded by millions of little squashy guys.’

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Friday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 90s -2002, try and identify which song or which artist. “Boy you know you make me float, boy you really get me high; feel like I’m on dope, cause you set me on a record high.” Answer: Aaliyah. This lyric is the first line of the song “Rock the Boat”, from her last and self-titled album. Aaliyah was killed in a plane crash in August of 2001 coming back from shooting a scene for the “Rock the Boat” video in the Bahamas.

Tuesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 90s -2002, try and identify which song or which artist. “I went to a shrink to analyze my
dreams, he said it’s lack of sex that’s bringing me down.”

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Friday’s Quizzler is..

Unscramble the words below, then take the letters from each word as instructed to form another word that is the answer to this teaser:
SECASC Take letters 1 & 3
NEDB Take letters 2 & 3
ENPUR Take letters 2 & 3
LTWI Take letter 4
Unscramble the letters you collected… what do you get?

Answer: SECASC Take letters 1 & 3 – ACCESS, take A,C
NEDB Take letters 2 & 3 – BEND, take E,N
ENPUR Take letters 2 & 3 – PRUNE, take R,U
LTWI Take letter 4 – WILT, take T
Unscramble the above letters to get ‘CENTAUR’
The Centaur, an ancient Greek mythological creature, is believed to be half-human and half-horse. A centaur is typically depicted with a horse’s body
and a human torso.  It is believed that the mythology behind this creature could be attributed to the way humans viewed the first human beings who rode horses.

Tuesday’s Quizzler is…

Professor C. D. Rock ran out of teasers, so he went to Teaserville to buy some more. After arriving there he went to 6 different stores. He first went to the “Theater”
to buy some teasers about movies. He then went to the “ER Hospital” to buy teasers about health, and the human body. Then he went to, in order, the “Art Center,” the “Supermarket,” and the “Energy Plantation.” He then went to one last store. It was one of the following:

A. Library
B. High School
C. Dance Arena
D. Saloon
E. Dog Pound
F. Railroad Station
G. Petting Zoo
H. Carnival

Can you figure out which place Professor C. D. Rock visited lastly?

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