WELCOME to Tuesday, June 14, 2011. Miscellaneous terms……

ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
BEAUTY PARLOUR: A place where women curl up and dye.
CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.
CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.
EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
GOSSIP: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.
HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage.
INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
MYTH: A female moth.
MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.
RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn.
SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.
SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.
TOMORROW: One of the greatest labour saving devices of today.
YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.
WRINKLES: Something other people have. You have character lines.

That’s my story and I’m sticking too it! Have a
great Tuesday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!

q u o t e s o f t he d a y

Without tenderness, a man is uninteresting.” – Marlene Dietrich

“Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it
till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.” – Will Rogers

“There are some things you can’t share without ending up liking each other.”
– J. K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone)

 

G u a r a n t e e d t o R o l l Y o u r E y e s

Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, “Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?” “Outstanding,” Fred replied. “They taught us all the latest psychological techiniques-visulization, association-it made a huge difference for me.” That’s great! What was the name of the clinic?” Fred went blank He thought and thought, but couldn’t remember. Then a smile broke across his face and he asked, “What do you call that flower with the long stem and thorns?” “You mean a rose?” “Yes, that’s it!” He turned to his wife.  . .”Rose, what was the name of that clinic?”

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Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?What movie is this quote from??? ‘What are you
doing?’ ‘Losing.’ Answer: A Knight’s Tale. The quote is said by Roland and Will. He is trying to prove his love to Jocelyn.

Tuesdays Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from?? ‘Shall we say at the stroke of midnight, pun not intended.’

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Monday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 90s -2002, try and identify which song or which artist. “Can’t keep on loving you one foot outside the door.” Answer: Brandy: From Brandy’s late 90’s hit album “Never Say Never”, this lyric is from the song “Almost Doesn’t Count”.

Tuesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 90s -2002, try and identify which song or which artist. “Super Nintendo, Sega Genesis, when I was dead broke, man, I couldn’t picture this.”

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Monday’s Quizzler is..

In this teaser, you have to find the odd ones out in the groups of words.
BUT WAIT! There’s a catch. Each group of words has TWO words which do not
belong. Can you find them both?

EXAMPLE: Lily – Jane – Tulip – Rose
Jane does not belong as it’s the only one which is not a flower. Tulip also does not belong because it’s the only one which is not a girl’s
name.  You’re on your own for the rest!

1. Dodge – Ford – Lincoln – Hoover
2. King – Earl – Knight – Bishop
3. Yellow – Green – Dead – Black

Answer: 1. Hoover does not belong as it’s the only one which is not a car manufacturer. Dodge does not
belong as it’s the only one which is not the last name of a President of USA.

2. Bishop does not belong as it’s the only one which is not a class of
nobility. Earl does not belong as it’s the only one which is not a Chess piece.

3. Dead does not belong as it’s the only one which is not a color. Green does
not belong as it’s the only one which is not the name of a sea.

Tuesday’s Quizzler is…

For each group below, fill in the blanks with two words that differ only by their first letter.
1. Stop thinking over here. Go _ _ _ _ _ _ over _ _ _ _ _ _.
2. An untrained person could be killed in these woods, but there is little _ _
_ _ _ _ for a _ _ _ _ _ _.

3. Writing an “A” on your dish rag would make it a _ _ _ _ _ with a __ _ _ _.

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