WELCOME to Friday, September 2, 2011. UP………

We seem to be pretty mixed UP about UP!

To be knowledgeable about the proper uses of UP, look the word UP in the dictionary.
In a desk-sized dictionary, it takes UP almost 1/4th of the page
and can add UP to about thirty definitions.
If you are UP to it, you might try building UP a list of the many ways UP is used.
It will take UP a lot of your time, but if you don’t give UP, you may wind UP with a hundred or more.
When it threatens to rain, we say it is clouding UP.
When the sun comes out we say it is clearingUP.
When it rains, it wets the earth and often messes things UP.
When it doesn’t rain for awhile, things dry UP.
One could go on and on, but I’ll wrap it UP,
For now my time is UP, so it is time to shut UP!

That’s my story and I’m sticking too it! Have a great Labor day weekend people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT
UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Over 6 million people were evacuated from New Jersey ahead of the hurricane. And now,
three of them have gone back.” -Jay Leno

“VMA may stand for ‘Video Music Awards,’ but I feel like it stands for ‘Vulgar-Mouthed
Adolescents.'” -Craig Ferguson

“At the VMAs, Beyonce revealed that she and Jay-Z are expecting a baby. That kid is going to
have everything � except a last name.” -Jimmy Fallon

G u a r a n t e e d t o R o l l Y o u r E y es

The problem – There’s a box with a hole at each end and there’s a rabbit in the box. The rabbit sticks his head out of the hole in one end, and a minute later he sticks it out the other end.  Half a minute later, his head appears at the opposite end, a fourth of a minute later it appears at the end opposite to that one, an eighth of a minute
later… etc., etc.  How long will it take before the rabbit sticks its head out of both ends of the box at the same time?  In theory, two minutes. In practice, no answer is possible unless, of course, you split hares.

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Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?What movie is this quote from??? ‘I’m not afraid of death, but I am afraid of murder.’ Answer: ‘The Conversation’. Gene Hackman’s great line in this Francis Ford Copela classic.

Fridays Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from?? ‘You’re not
very bright are you? I like that in a man.’

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Thursday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 90s -2002, try and identify which song or which artist. “It’s been so long and I’m lost
without you” Answer: Aaliyah. This song is “Miss You.” Aaliyah tragically passed away in an airplane accident in 2002. This was a song she had
already recorded.

Friday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 90s -2002, try and identify which song or which artist. “Let’s get it on till the early
morn….Shake that thing…”

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Thursday’s Quizzler is….

Unscramble the words below, then take the letters from each word as instructed:
EQUEU Take letters 1,4 and 5
YMRRA Take letters 1,2 and 3
IELAN Take letters 1,3 and 5
CBA Take letter 2
Unscramble the letters you collected… what do you get?

Answer:EQUEU Take letters 1,4 and 5 – QUEUE – take Q,U,E
YMRRA Take letters 1,2 and 3 – MARRY – take M,A,R,  IELAN Take letters 1,3 and 5 – ALIEN – take A,I,N
CBA Take letter 2 – CAB, take A
Letters Collected: Q,U,E, M,A,R, A,I,N, A
Unscramble the above to get ‘Aquamarine’.
Aquamarine is a fascinating gemstone, available in varied shades of blue, from where it gets its name. The peaceful and serene look of an aquamarine gemstone
further encourages people to treat it as lucky for women who want a happy and peaceful marriage! Many view it as an exotic and lucky gemstone because of the
association with water.

Friday’s Quizzler is…

A spoonerism is a pair of words that can have their initial sounds switched to form new words. The pairs need only sound the same, not necessarily be spelled the same (power saw & sour paw, horse cart & coarse heart). There may sometimes be one or two connecting words (kick the stone & stick the cone, king of the rats & ring of the cats). Given the following definitions, what are the spoonerisms?
1) a circular depression & a part for a canine actor
2) a container for an alcoholic beverage & an insignificant insect
3) a container for a container & the bottom of a coffin
4) a cunning wolf relative & insect foot coverings

TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS. ANDREA L. BANKS! BRILLIANT SOLVING JOB
AGAIN BANKS!

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